What would you call your strip club?

Richard Hillman · 11-01-2013 04:07AM #1

My strip club would be fairly sleazy. Mainly full of women too old to be turning tricks anymore. It will have a real deep south of American feel about it with a lot of ZZ Top being played. Id probably go for something along the lines of "Slutz" or "The Slag Heap".

What would you call your strip club and what theme would it have?

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 04:10AM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

My strip club would be fairly sleazy. Mainly full of women too old to be turning tricks anymore. It will have a real deep south American feel about it. Id probably go for something along the lines of "Slutz" or "The Slag Heap".

What would you call your strip club and what theme would it have?

Double D's Big Tease

hey that rhymes:pac:

mikom · 11-01-2013 04:12AM

The Fada Bing.

tonycascarino · 11-01-2013 04:15AM

Pole Position or Booby Trap

Rich11 · 11-01-2013 04:18AM

tonycascarino wrote: »

Pole Position or Booby Trap

was playing gta vice city there last week, n the strip club init is called that.....just so u know:)

latenia · 11-01-2013 04:19AM

I'd call it the library and have chicks dressed as sexy librarians. Instead of dollar bills you stuff withdrawal slips into their panties

Gandhi · 11-01-2013 04:22AM

There used to be one in Wildwood, New Jersey called "C.R. Fannies".

RidleyRider · 11-01-2013 04:24AM

I'd call mine 'The desperate loser club' cause thats all you are for setting up this thread :pac:

Kylo Ren · 11-01-2013 04:25AM

VAGINAS

admiralofthefleet · 11-01-2013 04:25AM

the blue oyster

im invisible · 11-01-2013 04:26AM

Oh yes! Oh yes! Capitol City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Not suggestively. Yes six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza yowza!

Kylo Ren · 11-01-2013 04:27AM

Or 'Puzzles'

Hippies! · 11-01-2013 04:28AM

I'd call it Pete Sampras...because you know, tennis...strip cubs, the whole connection thing there

Paully D · 11-01-2013 04:31AM

The Landing Strip.

Riddle101 · 11-01-2013 04:35AM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

My strip club would be fairly sleazy. Mainly full of women too old to be turning tricks anymore. It will have a real deep south of American feel about it with a lot of ZZ Top being played. Id probably go for something along the lines of "Slutz" or "The Slag Heap".

What would you call your strip club and what theme would it have?

ZZ Top's Sharp Dressed Man could be it's theme song.

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the blue oyster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo3m2ATiomY

As for my strip club. I'd call it "Livin' Sleazy Lemon Squeezy".

Feelgood · 11-01-2013 04:37AM

Finger McGees

tdv123 · 11-01-2013 04:38AM

Erection kingdom.

Smidge · 11-01-2013 04:40AM

The Sticky Floor.

ITS_A_BADGER · 11-01-2013 04:43AM

Fanny chmelars

Dubstar07 · 11-01-2013 04:45AM

Pu-say Galore - what else.....every so often some punter would get the chance to electrify the pole, just to keep the ladies on their em toes

Itwasntme. · 11-01-2013 04:57AM

Lovely thread OP :P. The last strip club I went to was really disappointing. It did not deliver at all. I expected to find hot wimminz- instead I was met with more burly, scary looking giants than half naked wimminz. And 30 euro for a 3 minutes lap dance! :eek::eek: My girlfriend and I considered quitting school and going into the obviously very lucrative business that is stripping seeing as the strippers looked as average as we did.

And in answer to your question: I would call it 'The Secret Garden.' Sorry Burnett.

Chuck Stone · 11-01-2013 04:58AM

WHORES R' US.

Paddy Cow · 11-01-2013 04:59AM

Jungle Tits.

The theme would be Amazonian Goddesses.

minidazzler · 11-01-2013 05:26AM

Mini's.... they'd all be midgets.

BillyMitchel · 11-01-2013 08:26AM

Creampies.

smash · 11-01-2013 08:38AM

Pussys Galore

seamus · 11-01-2013 08:39AM

Mass.

Because no man wants to say, "I'm going to Vaginas" or "I was at Creampies"

Flutterby80 · 11-01-2013 08:42AM

House of Fanjita

BillyMitchel · 11-01-2013 08:53AM

seamus wrote: »

Mass.

Because no man wants to say, "I'm going to Vaginas" or "I was at Creampies"

Everyone wants to go to creampies. It's the hippest strip club this side of town.

We have big tities, small tities. Tities from every corner of the globe. Tities all colours and sizes. Tities that big and bouncey that your misses would want to you to bring her on a Saturday night.

EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE wants to hang out in my titty bar.

*i like tits

Zebra3 · 11-01-2013 08:58AM

"Thanks for your money, losers" Club.

stefan idiot jones · 11-01-2013 09:17AM

The Wizards Sleeve and the theme would be magic, just watch your money magically disappear in my floppy welly top.

What would you call your strip club?

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