When you die....

Pottler · 07-01-2013 07:57PM

I'd say they'd cremate me, if only to kill the smell of me feet. I'm not entirely convinced it will work tho. nothing else does anyway..

eyescreamcone · 07-01-2013 07:59PM

Lyaiera wrote: »

I want to be laid out on a mountainside and left to be eaten by the birds.

I saw a documentary where a tribe in the Himalayas did this. They had no earth to bury their dead. So they had the witch doctor expose the corpse' inners. Then he said a few prayers before the birds landed.
Grandad is now flying with the eagles

Beats worms anyday if you ask me!

toastedpickles · 07-01-2013 08:03PM

I'd love to have a wake something along the lines of the song Finnegan's wake, some craic would be had if they went by that song

Dancor · 07-01-2013 08:10PM

Just put me in the brown bin.

07-01-2013 08:13PM

Nah. I'd rather the last memory people have of me is a good one, one of me laughing or happy, not cold and lifeless.

I want a party though. Love a good party!

Hippies! · 07-01-2013 08:16PM

I want to be digitized and inserted in boards.ie

Ah_Yeah · 07-01-2013 08:17PM

I dont want my family to have a massive bill.

I want to donate my organs to science or for transplantation, then be cremated.

Then I want my family to have a huge session in memory of me!

BASHIR · 07-01-2013 08:20PM

Weekend at Bernie's for me please. One last huzzah!!

Ted_YNWA · 07-01-2013 08:21PM

Surprised no-one has said they want to be stuffed & left in random places. Would be even better if there was a small camera & speaker operated by one your family

wandatowell · 07-01-2013 08:26PM

I'm like denim, gonna be sticking around forever bud

Czarcasm · 07-01-2013 08:33PM

Having been to enough funerals in my time, I'd sooner people just didn't waste time with the funeral and the wake, etc, chances are they'll be cracking the champagne open when I'm gone anyway!

Dont call me Shirley · 07-01-2013 08:52PM

I wanna be cyrogenically frozen.

Just wondering if all the atheists who 'don't care' what happens their bodies object to necrophilia?

Just wondering like....

gdavis · 07-01-2013 08:52PM

laid out on a pool table in my favourite pub for a weekend and a session of epic proportions a la the wire

newmug · 07-01-2013 08:54PM

Yep. Traditional all the way for me.

One thing I would love though, is if they put in a hidden ram in the coffin, so that some of my loved ones could press a button, make me sit up, and frighten the bejaysus out of any unwelcome guests at the wake.

wexie · 07-01-2013 09:05PM

Dont call me Shirley wrote: »

I wanna be cyrogenically frozen.

Just wondering if all the atheists who 'don't care' what happens their bodies object to necrophilia?

Just wondering like....

if that's what rocks your boat....work away....

wexie · 07-01-2013 09:05PM

wexie wrote: »

if that's what rocks your boat....work away....

When I'm dead like....

Czarcasm · 07-01-2013 09:10PM

newmug wrote: »

Yep. Traditional all the way for me.

One thing I would love though, is if they put in a hidden ram in the coffin, so that some of my loved ones could press a button, make me sit up, and frighten the bejaysus out of any unwelcome guests at the wake.

When I read the bolded part first, I thought "Jesus, he's a bit of a Fun Time Frankie!!", I thought you meant one of these!

Then I realised you meant a HYDRAULIC ram!

Pumpkinseeds · 07-01-2013 10:36PM

I don't want any fuss when I die. I'm having no funeral, I'm being wrapped in a shroud or having a wicker coffin then I'm being buried in a woodland grave with a native tree planted on me as a marker, no headstone, no fuss, just back to the earth.

Manc-Red · 07-01-2013 10:49PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Couldn't care less. If I could choose (and I can't really) I'd be burned in a field.

Hahahahaha!!

suicide_circus · 07-01-2013 11:10PM

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wick_effect

smurgen · 07-01-2013 11:11PM

i want to be taken out to pubs , clubs and strip clubs weekend at Bernies style!

BattleCorp · 07-01-2013 11:12PM

I'd like to be buried between Salma Hayek's legs when I die. Buried right up to the hilt.

:D:D:D:D:D

efb · 07-01-2013 11:13PM

If it helps my family- sure why not.

smileyj1987 · 07-01-2013 11:20PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI

As long as this is played I couldn't care less !

Standard Toaster · 07-01-2013 11:21PM

Fire me into a peat bog, bog-body style.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_bodies_of_Northern_Europe

TomoBhoy · 07-01-2013 11:21PM

Had 2 funerals last year, both were around the €5,000 mark each, no mourning car or anything fancy 1 burial and 1 cremation, pretty steep so I want to be cremated in a cheap coffin, I've a few friends with transit vans so one of them could bring me from where I die to Harolds Cross to get creamated and then they can party on Dutch gold

Sarky · 07-01-2013 11:25PM

Shot into the sun, plx

candy-gal1 · 07-01-2013 11:28PM

If I dont manage to live forever, Id go for either being stuffed, buried above ground somewhere or crynogenically frozen.
I do not under any circumstances want to be cremated or donated to science etc.

kfallon · 07-01-2013 11:30PM

Burn me like a toaster that can't pop!

Grass between the tracks · 07-01-2013 11:31PM

Sarky wrote: »

Shot into the sun, plx

This.

I want no death notices, no notice on some regional radio station. I don't want fcukers turning up just to make sure I am dead.

When you die....

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