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The Hazards of Belief

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭Fortyniner


    From the BBC news website, today..

    China makes doomsday cult arrests

    Twenty-two young children, including this man's son, were stabbed by the attacker
    Chinese police have arrested more than 500 members of a doomsday cult for spreading rumours about the imminent end of the world, state media say.

    At least 400 followers of the Almighty God Christian group were detained in western Qinghai province in recent days. Dozens more were held elsewhere.

    In Henan province, six officials have been sacked after a knife attack by a suspected doomsday cult disciple wounded more than 20 children.

    The attack sparked widespread anger.

    The officials sacked had handled the incident improperly, state media said.

    A number of people around the world believe that an apocalypse will take place on Friday 21 December, as the Mayan "Long Count" Calendar ends a 5,200-year cycle.

    China's state news agency Xinhua describes the Almighty God Christian group as a cult, saying it was established in 1990 in Henan.

    BBC © 2012


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,857 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Benny has his spake in the Irish Times - poor fella has a very hard time getting his message out, what with sermons in all those churches every Sunday, pro-conservative-Catholic commentators on RTE and Newstalk 24/7 it feels like, and now Twitter :rolleyes: so the IT must have felt sorry for him...

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2012/1218/1224327961229.html

    Don't bother reading it, it's deeply boring, as with JW the comments are a lot more entertaining than the 'article'.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,857 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2012/1219/1224327998252.html
    Pig farmer told assets men to recite prayer

    A Longford pig farmer who denies falsely imprisoning two men said he was “revengeful” after being knocked to the ground and he directed the men to recite the “Our Father” to “reflect” on what they had done.

    Donal Connaughton (54) said he wanted the men to strip to “humiliate” them. He told them to kneel and recite the “Our Father”, to “instil in them what it says in that prayer not to trespass. I was defending my property in the best way I knew.”

    “It did cross my mind, if I was beat to it, the only asset I had in my favour was the boars, and they might get out of the yard then.

    I hear the sound of duelling banjos :eek:
    Boars have a tendency to open their mouth and close it on a regular basis in a chopping fashion. It was an intimidating aspect, that was the intention of the boar.”

    !?!?!?!?

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    ninja900 wrote: »
    Benny? Is John Waters on holiday this week, then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    Friday is the day that Waters delivers his sermon unto the masses.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Friday is the day that Waters delivers his sermon unto the masses.
    21st of December? Coincidence...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Oh right, so Benny's sermon is a Bog-off* Christmas Special
    (*buy one, get one free)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,473 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Darkest day of the year, the end of the world, the war on christmas and abortion all at the same time?

    We could see the first case of spontaneous human combustion caused by misuse of a thesaurus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    Oh yeah, I forgot it was the end of the world on friday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    More likely his fevered writings, combining so many controversial subjects and so many more idiotic claims and opinions at once, will result in a manuscript not unlike the Al Azif of legend, more commonly known as the Necronomicon, or "Book of the Dead". Waters, realising what he has done, will lose whatever sanity he had left and read aloud words that were never meant to pour from a human throat. And in the vast inky void between the stars, blasphemous entities too horrible to contemplate will hear him, and respond in kind.

    Soon after, due in no small part to the sickening rituals of the Iona Institute and its unholy fellows, the Stars will be Right, and these gods of horror and madness will filter down through the infinity of space to our world, and a new age will begin, marking the extinction of humanity and the returning of the earth to its rightful rulers. They will not even have noticed mankind as they destroy it, as a man would not notice the ant he crushes underfoot. All our accomplishments, our hopes and fears and dreams and heroes, they will be snuffed out, as if they had never been.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Pfft not if my trusty chainsaw and sawn-off have anything to say about it!


    (And yes I know I'm crossing two different "universes" but that's the kinda shít that goes down in an apocalypse)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    robindch wrote: »
    We could see the first case of spontaneous human combustion caused by misuse of a thesaurus.

    thesaurus_dinosaur_mouse_pads-p144708844640520683envq7_400.jpg

    Learn something new every day...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,857 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Think I'm going to puke.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20835186
    David Cameron quotes Bible in Christmas message

    David Cameron has quoted a verse from the Bible while paying tribute to Britain's armed forces and emergency services in his Christmas message.

    "The Gospel of John tells us that [Jesus] was life, and that his life was the light of all mankind, and that he came with grace, truth and love," the prime minister says.

    "Indeed, God's word reminds us that Jesus was the Prince of Peace. "

    Down with this sort of thing, the last thing anywhere in Europe needs is politicians professing religion US-style.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,857 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2012/1224/1224328152735.html
    Parishioners urged to pray and fast

    Parishioners in Co Donegal are being urged to say the rosary every day and to fast or do penance on Wednesdays and Fridays in an anti-abortion “Forty Days of Prayer for Life”.

    Caretaker bishop, Msgr Eamon Martin, has invited the people and priests of the Derry diocese to “join together in prayer” over the 40 days from Saturday, January 5th until Ash Wednesday, February 13th.

    In a message to parishioners at the weekend, Msgr Martin said the prayers and penance would be offered so “that all human life will be respected from the first moment of conception until the moment of natural death”. The campaign will begin with a prayer vigil in Derry on January 4th.

    Looks like a bad case of 'new boss tries to make a big impression'.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭General Relativity


    ninja900 wrote: »
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2012/1224/1224328152735.html



    Looks like a bad case of 'new boss tries to make a big impression'.

    Brilliant, I hope they do this, as long as they don't do something that will actually stop this legislation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nothing like actually have to do some thankless chore to turn you off having a stance on something. They'll be pro-choice before 2013.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,779 ✭✭✭MrPudding


    Brilliant, I hope they do this, as long as they don't do something that will actually stop this legislation.

    So what happens when after loads of people have bad a good aul pray and the legislation passes? God works in mysterious ways? God hates babies? Prayer doesn't work? Perhaps god does not exist and I need to take a long hard look at the idiotic beliefs I hold?

    MrP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Jeezo, everyone's getting into this 5:2 diet thing, even god is recommending it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,371 ✭✭✭Obliq


    Gordon wrote: »
    Jeezo, everyone's getting into this 5:2 diet thing, even god is recommending it.

    Is that the one where you don't eat for two days a week? Working for my folks - they said they're feelin great on it. Better not tell the Da it's been recommended by God.......:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    ninja900 wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20835186
    Down with this sort of thing, the last thing anywhere in Europe needs is politicians professing religion US-style.
    he came with grace, truth and love," the prime minister says...
    ...and Apache attack helicopters.
    Any Afghans listening must have got a good laugh out of that speech anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    Yeah, was laughing at that too. Mentioning the "Prince of Peace" in a message to the army.

    Also, caretaker bishop? Made me snort.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,989 ✭✭✭✭recedite


    That's what annoys me most about "christian morality" the complete hypocrisy of it. All the talk of peace and love, and then go out and do something completely different. Soldiers are trained and paid to shoot people. Why not just thank them for kicking ass out there, or else bring them home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,192 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    ninja900 wrote: »
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2012/1224/1224328152735.html



    Looks like a bad case of 'new boss tries to make a big impression'.

    Thanks for proving my stereotype of Donegal being full of religious whackjobs. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has used his Christmas Eve sermon to attack the government's plans for gay marriage.
    The Archbishop of Westminster, Vincent Nichols, said the proposals were "undemocratic" and a "shambles".
    Speaking to the congregation at Westminster Cathedral, Archbishop Nichols said the government had no mandate to push through any laws around same-sex marriage.
    "There was no announcement in any party manifesto, no Green Paper, no statement in the Queen's Speech. And yet here we are on the verge of primary legislation.
    "From a democratic point-of-view, it's a shambles.

    "George Orwell would be proud of that manoeuvre, I think the process is shambolic," he said.
    He claims during a "period of listening", those who responded were "7-1 against same-sex marriage".
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20840531

    And lets face it, he's in a good place to know about lack of democracy.....

    Apparently 55% over there support it, according to this (page 6)
    http://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/w0hvkihpjg/YG-Archive-Pol-Sunday-Times-results-14-161212.pdf

    Postin on Christmas....this is what a lack of alcohol in yer life does to ye...terrible, really....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,192 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    He claims during a "period of listening", those who responded were "7-1 against same-sex marriage".

    That 1/8 would later be excommunicated. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    That 1/8 would later be excommunicated. :rolleyes:


    ...after they explained how they got a seat on the church minibus with the other seven.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,857 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    The 'No true Scotsman' effect is in full recursive flow. Continued participation in a mainstream Christian church indicates an adherence to the most extreme/conservative viewpoint of that church. Rinse, drive out the moderates, repeat.
    Soon only Benny and God will be left, and Benny won't be sure about whether God believes in himself or not :rolleyes:

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    It appears the arch-bishop really was only counting the people he sent in the mini-bus....

    More than three in five voters support David Cameron's wish to introduce gay marriage, according to a poll conducted for the Guardian. The strong backing for a change in the law comes after the archbishop of Westminster queried the democratic legitimacy of the coalition plans.
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/dec/26/voters-back-gay-marriage-poll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,262 ✭✭✭Andrewf20




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 39,857 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Just in case anyone hasn't seen this
    An Italian priest has provoked outrage after putting up an article that said women were partly to blame for encouraging domestic violence by failing to clean their houses and cook properly and for wearing tight and provocative clothing.

    it's got its own thread here.


    Edit: I forgot that this was already posted in 'Ongoing Scandals'... and I'd thanked that post too :o

    I'm partial to your abracadabra
    I'm raptured by the joy of it all



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