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Rope in LIDL

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  • #182
    amadain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭amadain


    The Guvnor wrote: »
    Classic Thread 12 pages of jokes - will have a read of the full thread tomorrow!
    :D

    Yeah, this tread is starting to get really strung out !


  • #183
    ablelocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,098 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    i wonder could we make it the longest rope thread, ever?

    i think we could, if we all pull together.


  • #184
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    I can't believe this thread is still hanging around.


  • #185
    T-Bird
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭T-Bird


    Gosub wrote: »
    I can't believe this thread is still hanging around.
    I know! My Granny's knot amused.


  • #186
    vektarman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,926 ✭✭✭vektarman


    This thread is striking a cord...


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  • #187
    mangledbadgers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭mangledbadgers


    Twas the knot before Ropemass...


  • #188
    Gosub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    vektarman wrote: »
    This thread is striking a cord...
    Yeah... lashings of posts.

    Merry crimbo all!:D


  • #189
    baldbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭baldbear


    For a second i thought this thread was "rape in lidl":-*


  • #190
    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    baldbear wrote: »
    For a second i thought this thread was "rape in lidl":-*

    Now that would be 'knotty' :D


  • #191
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,560 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    One piece of rope turned to the other and asked... "excuse me, do you have the right twine?"
    "no, frayed knot" The other piece replied.


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  • #192
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,362 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    http://www.mandmdirect.ie/products-Johnny-Anvil-Mens-Bracelet-Black_JA40.htm


  • #193
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭s8n


    roping this back up to the top of the forum....


  • #194
    juan.kerr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭juan.kerr


    s8n wrote: »
    roping this back up to the top of the forum....

    :mad: Grrrr...knot this thread again.


  • #195
    Peterdalkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,091 ✭✭✭Peterdalkey


    this a real tug of war!!


  • #196
    Kenny Logins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭Kenny Logins


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    :mad: Grrrr...knot this thread again.

    Just skip past it.


  • #197
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    Is this one all tied up ?


  • #198
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    juan.kerr wrote: »
    :mad: Grrrr...knot this thread again.

    frayed so.


  • #199
    muincav
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭muincav


    The "Lengths" some people go to just to make up a few "threads" so others will "hang" around.....:D


  • #200
    ablelocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,098 ✭✭✭ablelocks


    on a serious knote, there were still some ropes left in lidl in limerick city (castletroy) branch yesterday.


  • #201
    randy hickey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭randy hickey


    This thread is old noose.


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  • #202
    ShaunC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 929 ✭✭✭ShaunC


    Give it up, you are just stringing us along at this stage.
    I'll get my coat:o


  • #203
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    Two ropes leaving the pub at closing time, Rope A falls over and is motionless on the floor. Rope B continues to leave.

    "Hey !" says the barman, " You can't leave that lying there !"

    B turns around and says

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    " Its not a line. It's a rope !"


  • #204
    Jarren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Jarren


    Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.
    "What are they doing?" asks the girl.
    "They're jumping rope," says the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."
    "I want you to teach me now," says the girl. So the two go behind some bushes and start getting it on. When the boy has his pants down, the girl asks, "What's behind your 'rope?'"
    "That's my knot," says the boy.
    "Well," says the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

    :pac:


  • #205
    amadain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭amadain


    randy hickey wrote: »
    This thread is old noose.



    Must be money for old rope at this late stage.


  • #206
    Davy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,301 CMod ✭✭✭✭Davy


    amadain wrote: »
    Must be money for old rope at this late stage.

    And time to tie the knot I think, and let it sink like the titanic...


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