How Should My First Relationship Work?

kerryked · 23-12-2012 09:17PM #1

Hi guys, just looking for a bit of advice..
I'm 16 and theres this girl i really like, i think she might like me too, I really wanna ask her out..I've never had a girlfriend before but I kinda have a fair idea of what goes on:P
I don't drink, and i've promised myself that i won't till im 18, i don't have a car..i mean, if i do get this girl, what are we supposed to do? We both live in the countryside so walking into town to the cinema isnt gonna work..
I just wanna ask if theres anyone maybe around my age, with some experience of this situation, what should i do?
Cheers

0ph0rce0 · 23-12-2012 09:18PM

If you don't drink or don't have a car your ****ed man

hatrickpatrick · 23-12-2012 09:19PM

OP, before I offer any kind of advice here, posting a thread like this on AH is a recipe for a Boards train wreck of absolutely mind boggling proportions... I'd take it to "Relationship advice" which is a subforum of "Personal Issues" if I were you

PizzamanIRL · 23-12-2012 09:20PM

Talk about silage and turf.

eyeroad yearowl one · 23-12-2012 09:20PM

Up the bum, no harm done

hatrickpatrick · 23-12-2012 09:21PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Talk about silage and turf.

Need I say more?

Tonyandthewhale · 23-12-2012 09:21PM

You, and a girl... nothing to do to occupy your time... maybe... um... ride her?

23-12-2012 09:24PM

How Should My First Relationship Work?

Draw up a contract

kerryked · 23-12-2012 09:26PM

oh dear god...haha hatrickpatrick you were right:L how do i move the thread to a different forum?

0ph0rce0 · 23-12-2012 09:27PM

kerryked wrote: »

oh dear god...haha hatrickpatrick you were right:L how do i move the thread to a different forum?

Too late now, you will get all the advise you need here

smash · 23-12-2012 09:28PM

kerryked wrote: »

I don't drink, and i've promised myself that i won't till im 18, i don't have a car..i mean, if i do get this girl, what are we supposed to do? We both live in the countryside so walking into town to the cinema isnt gonna work..

Finger her round the back of the cow shed!

kerryked · 23-12-2012 09:28PM

haha go on so lads do your worst :P seeing as its christmas, heres a thread that you can chew up and spit out:L

PizzamanIRL · 23-12-2012 09:28PM

kerryked wrote: »

oh dear god...haha hatrickpatrick you were right:L how do i move the thread to a different forum?

You can't. You're stuck with it forever. Unlike first relationships.

Red Hand · 23-12-2012 09:28PM

bluewolf wrote: »

How Should My First Relationship Work?

Draw up a contract

Mods Libertaire.

Makes sense.:pac:

You're first relationship hasn't begun yet, until you ask her to do something with you. I would go with asking her to go to mass with you.

mikemac1 · 23-12-2012 09:30PM

A roll in the hay

Find a local barn for some privacy

Mind the farmer doesn't mistake ye for thieves and goes for the shotgun :eek:

Hon the OP!

Tombi! · 23-12-2012 09:31PM

Right, you don't want to drink.
That's good.
I'll drink and chat her up for you.

Where To · 23-12-2012 09:31PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Talk about silage and turf.

If pulling a woman making a relationship work was that simple Casanova would be my middle name.

kerryked · 23-12-2012 09:31PM

hahah hmm mass could be a good starting point alright..should i invite her to my parish or should i go to hers?..sunday morning or saturday night?...so many questions...

tonycascarino · 23-12-2012 09:32PM

Where ever you go, make sure and bring a flask of tae

0ph0rce0 · 23-12-2012 09:32PM

Honestly, Just ask her to suck your díck, If she says NO

Move on because that's not a relationship you want to be in

mikemac1 · 23-12-2012 09:33PM

kerryked wrote: »

We both live in the countryside

Are you planning on marrying this girl?

How may acres does she have? Good drainage?
Any road frontage?
Ask her about the quota

These are important questions OP

kerryked · 23-12-2012 09:35PM

haha okay ive come up with a plan...sunday morning, off to mass the two of us, get communion, job done..then off to a hay shed around the back of the church..crack open the flask of tae and mustard sangwiches..ate um up fairly lively..then get her to suck me off..then back to hers for sunday dinner..and maybe shell introduce me to the parents?...i think its a good plan myself..