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I think I might move to America and marry a junkie. :-)

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    #32
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    davet82 wrote: »
    She randomly shoots strangers for no reason...

    Good luck with her :)

    Well she's an improvement on my ex's :P

    And we can spend our retirement down the range target shooting together. :D


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    #33
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    I find this thread and that website hilarious... I don't know why. I genuinely can't stop laughing


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    #34
    Andy-Pandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Bah, i cant see these lovely ladies due to my college's firewall.


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    #35
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    Bah, i cant see these lovely ladies due to my college's firewall.

    That makes two walls between you and the lovely ladies.


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    #36
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    Bah, i cant see these lovely ladies due to my college's firewall.

    here is one especially for you

    Tracy McKenzie

    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/tracy-8378.html


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    #37
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    I spent an evening a while ago going through this website and laughing hysterically. There would be these guys writing stuff like "I'm a quiet guy" and then you look up what they did and it's this incredibly violent rape or something.

    Then there's the odd one whose picture you see and think "they look normal". Inevitably, they're the ones who went out one day and murdered their ex-girlfriend and everyone in the vicinity.


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    #38
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    here is one especially for you

    Tracy McKenzie

    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/male/tracy-8378.html

    yup she's a hottie, mail her before somebody else does andy, dont wait til you get home to view her picture, do it now!! :)


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    #39
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Anybody else getting the feeling these are old pictures they have posted? :D


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    #40
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    davet82 wrote: »
    yup she's a hottie, mail her before somebody else does andy, dont wait til you get home to view her picture, do it now!! :)

    No prison walls would keep me away from her


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    #41
    michael.dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭michael.dublin


    Derekmcauley7 wrote: »
    That makes two walls between you and the lovely ladies.

    Class statement


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    #42
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    davet82 wrote: »
    She randomly shoots strangers for no reason...

    Good luck with her :)

    Not NO reason. And not strangers either. She shot her estranged husband. Curiously, her first husband is MIA, whereabouts unknown.
    But hey, third time lucky, eh?


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    #43
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/whitney-241064.html

    i think that guy stuck his penis between his legs and got sent upstate to a womens prison, the crafty fecker :D


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    #44
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I got a warning from my antivirus when I opened the site

    'This website may have connections to illegal activity'

    No shít Sherlock.


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    #45
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/whitney-241064.html

    i think that guy stuck his penis between his legs and got sent upstate to a womens prison, the crafty fecker :D
    Whitney Hardwick, indeed.


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    #46
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kimberly-11863.html

    Really curious on what she's in for.


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    #47
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kimberly-11863.html

    Really curious on what she's in for.

    Television license


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    #48
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kimberly-11863.html

    Really curious on what she's in for.

    Cocaine possession.
    Oh, and manslaughter.


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    #49
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    That site is really depressing :(


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    #50
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/kimberly-11863.html

    Really curious on what she's in for.

    manslaughter and being a coke hoor


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    #51
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    That site is really depressing :(

    No, its funny because its not us ;)


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    #52
    Derekmcauley7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Derekmcauley7


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    That site is really depressing :(

    None of the inmates writing back to you? :-(


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    #53
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    How do you find out what they are in for? None of them seem to smoke, I'm not buying that!


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    #54
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    I wish we had more junkies over here that looked like Samantha incarcerated in Wisconsin
    Derekmcauley7 wrote: »
    If you google their name and number you can see what they got locked up for.
    I'm in love with Samantha Rew #566355 .

    Hell yeah, she's as fine an inmate as your likely to find. Only one slight problem though...

    Race: White
    Date of Birth: 11-2-91
    Release Date:     11-24-2020
    Height: 5'5"
    Religion: Christian
    Do you smoke? No
    Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
    Education: High school diploma
    Occupation before prison:     Order Entry/Professional Fundraiser
    Activities in prison: Drawing, writing, vocational courses, exercise

    She's in for 7 more god damn years - but on the upside you know she'll have defo have gone les by then. Gay for the stay is what i believe the cool kids are calling it!


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    #55
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    They sound so positive and enthusiastic in their profiles. Every one of them.

    I'm suspicious.

    But I found this beauty

    http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/michelle-11848.html
    Hi I'm Cookie, and in case you couldn't tell by my bald head, I'm gay

    I laughed too much at that.


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    #56
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    Cocaine possession.
    Oh, and manslaughter.

    How'd you find that out:O Wow, that's actually pretty interesting. A quick Google search showed that she was a talented cello player.

    Eh, I think I shouldn't go on that site again.


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    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Hell yeah, she's as fine an inmate as your likely to find. Only one slight problem though...

    Race: White
    Date of Birth: 11-2-91
    Release Date:     11-24-2020
    Height: 5'5"
    Religion: Christian
    Do you smoke? No
    Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
    Education: High school diploma
    Occupation before prison:     Order Entry/Professional Fundraiser
    Activities in prison: Drawing, writing, vocational courses, exercise

    She's in for 7 more god damn years - but on the upside you know she'll have defo have gone les by then. Gay for the stay is what i believe the cool kids are calling it!

    She's a keeper for sure - more here: http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/woman-sentenced-for-drug-murder


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    MagicSean
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    Cavehill Red wrote: »
    She's a keeper for sure - more here: http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/woman-sentenced-for-drug-murder

    She has a boyfriend


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    #59
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Only one slight problem though...

    Make that 2 problems...

    OSHKOSH - An Oshkosh man and his fiancee have been ordered to stand trial for allegedly killing an acquaintance for drugs.
    Donald Martin and Samantha Rew are accused of the murder of Emily Wayman, as well as armed robbery. Prosecutors say the two were in a pact to kill Wayman while stealing oxycontin from her. Prosecutors say Martin beat Wayman with a hammer while Rew ransacked Wayman's apartment looking for drugs.


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    #60
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    MagicSean wrote: »
    She has a boyfriend

    I don't think he'll be around to be a problem.

    http://www.fox11online.com/dpp/news/local/fox_cities/donald-martin-to-be-sentenced-for-drug-murder-of-emily-wayman


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    This is my new favourite site.


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