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A questions from a fellow Asian guy to the general public of this site.

  • 18-12-2012 11:24PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭


    Since I am anonymouse on this forum and this sections.

    I would like to ask, how do you people dry wipe after you are done with your business?

    As for me, I always carry a bottle of water to make sure I wipe everything. I don't get how you dry wipe, I mean don't you smell afterwords during the day? Do you often get rashes ?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Gagnam style!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    well, thats enough internet for one night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,976 ✭✭✭amacca


    I tend to wash my hands afterwards ? ?

    does everyone have a bidet in asia?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    no need to wipe at all if you have enough talc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I use the three shells.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Docking leaf and freshly squeezed orange juice here.
    Makes your ass sticky but smells delightful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    You can never say the strangest of topics has been covered in AH .

    This is bringing it to a new level.

    Have never really considered this function of bodily hygiene in that regard OP.

    would get a few strange looks at work grabbing a bottle of water & head to jacks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭marketty


    Don't you know about the three seashells??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    I don't like annoying mice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Let the dog lick your arse clean


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Ah don't be such a dry wipe about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭xsizo


    Holy ****, didn't expect to laugh this hard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,303 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Always dry really, no evian water anyway.

    Sometimes One to Two Sheets, Sometimes One to Two Rolls, depending on the texture of the ****e.

    When it gets really bad its just easier to put my arse in through the shower door and give it a good spraying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,343 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    I use the three shells.

    PLEASE
    Share with me the secret of how they work.....
    I'm lost!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,303 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    banie01 wrote: »
    PLEASE
    Share with me the secret of how they work.....
    I'm lost!


    Here You Go

    http://www.thejay.com/wp-content/3seashells.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    banie01 wrote: »
    PLEASE
    Share with me the secret of how they work.....
    I'm lost!

    http://www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/three_seashells_solved_kinda.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I just poo in the shower, while brushing my teeth.
    Time efficient and hygienic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    No shit threads.

    Locked.


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