Durex strangehold on Irish market (& my d**k)

teatreeshamble · 18-12-2012 07:56PM #1

So, Durex seems to have a monopoly on condoms in Ireland. Unfortunately, their range sucks if you are bigger than average. Not knowing any better, it's taken me a few years to realise that my mickey shouldn't feel like it's being strangled.

For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth and find the right condom:
[Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]

http://condomerie.com/condooms-op-maat

Standard condom width is made for 52mm.
Bigger sizes go up to 64mm.

*To those who say "it's one size fits all" - you're wrong.

frozenfrozen · 18-12-2012 07:57PM

You've a tiny mickey

Hande hoche! · 18-12-2012 07:58PM

It would probably help if you didn't stretch the latex over your testes.

18-12-2012 07:58PM

Please continue, tell us more about your penis.

Tombi! · 18-12-2012 07:59PM

So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

castletownman · 18-12-2012 07:59PM

Not one for the bragging are ya?

Death and Taxes · 18-12-2012 08:00PM

Deffo, in before the lock!

teatreeshamble · 18-12-2012 08:00PM

Not so much the brand I'm worried about. Tighter condoms are a lot more likely to break and I don't plan on being a pop for a while.
All the condoms in Ireland are targeted towards average which doesn't work for anyone bigger

teatreeshamble · 18-12-2012 08:01PM

castletownman wrote: »

Not one for the bragging are ya?

Yeah, not so much the bragging. It took me hours to get info on what I should be looking for. Posting here in case anybody else googles the same frustration I had with regular petrol station/supermarket condoms

Bruthal · 18-12-2012 08:02PM

castletownman wrote: »

Not one for the bragging are ya?

Sounds a bit cocky alright

dttq · 18-12-2012 08:02PM

castletownman wrote: »

Not one for the exaggerating are ya?

FYP

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · 18-12-2012 08:03PM

teatreeshamble wrote: »

Not so much the brand I'm worried about. Tighter condoms are a lot more likely to break and I don't plan on being a pop for a while.
All the condoms in Ireland are targeted towards average which doesn't work for anyone bigger

Right, we get it, you're bigger than most Irish blokes who have smaller dicks that your bigger dick which is bigger than the rest of our more average dicks.

Boombastic · 18-12-2012 08:05PM

teatreeshamble wrote: »

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For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth (me: 7", 6") and find the right condom:
[Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]
..................................

7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

El Guapo! · 18-12-2012 08:05PM

Just use an empty Tayto packet. It'll fit your enormous lad and you'll have a tasty flute after it for your dog to lick off.

dttq · 18-12-2012 08:06PM

robbie7730 wrote: »

Sounds a bit cocky alright

Stop been a d!ck about it

Lyaiera · 18-12-2012 08:06PM

Hande hoche! wrote: »

It would probably help if you didn't stretch the latex over your testes.

What if you've got a leak?

Real Life · 18-12-2012 08:06PM

pics or its not true

Lucyfur · 18-12-2012 08:06PM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

El Guapo! · 18-12-2012 08:07PM

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

Pm sent

dttq · 18-12-2012 08:07PM

Boombastic wrote: »

7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

Think he was talking about mm

Jacks Smirking Revenge · 18-12-2012 08:09PM

I can make my penis 7".....by folding it in half.

dttq · 18-12-2012 08:09PM

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big,

Please go on.

Boombastic · 18-12-2012 08:10PM

dttq wrote: »

Stop been a d!ck about it

No need to act the pr1ck

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

That's nothing, I had to rob the sails off a boat and sew them together to fit

dttq wrote: »

Think he was talking about mm

Either way it's still tiny:pac:

hoodwinked · 18-12-2012 08:10PM

Hey hey :mad:

is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it!

Bruthal · 18-12-2012 08:11PM

Boombastic wrote: »

7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

6 inch girth, that would be 1.9 inches wide probably. So it would be a stocking filler alright.

Randy Anders · 18-12-2012 08:11PM

WileyCoyote wrote: »

Deffo, in before the cock!

oops, too late

dttq · 18-12-2012 08:15PM

Boombastic wrote: »

No need to act the pr1ck

Ah relax, I was just takin the mickey

Lelantos · 18-12-2012 08:16PM

You could use Mates condoms.....about the only 3 you're likely to have.

Boombastic · 18-12-2012 08:17PM

robbie7730 wrote: »

6 inch girth, that would be 1.9 inches wide probably. So it would be a stocking filler alright.

Maybe he should use a stocking so...:pac:

dttq wrote: »

Ah relax, I was just takin the mickey

that's some cock and bull story

dttq · 18-12-2012 08:18PM

hoodwinked wrote: »

Hey hey :mad:

is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it!

Agreed, durex are a shower of insensitive pr!cks

teatreeshamble · 18-12-2012 08:19PM

Lelantos wrote: »

.....about the only 3 you're likely to have.

?

Durex strangehold on Irish market (& my d**k)

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