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Best/First/Last Lisses

  • 28-11-2012 12:23AM
    #1
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭


    Describe in a detailed manner how your first kiss with each girlfriend/boyfriend happened. Was it awkward? did it happen more easily than expected? what was the setting? did you plan it? did you know he/she wouldn't reject you? Here's a detailed account of my last kiss which I had better give so that the moderators will see that I'm also participating. It's a bit long winded!


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  • #2
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I liss like a donkey eating an apple through a tennis racket.


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    Describe in a detailed manner how your first kiss with each girlfriend/boyfriend happened. Was it awkward? did it happen more easily than expected? what was the setting? did you plan it? did you know he/she wouldn't reject you? Here's a detailed account of my last kiss which I had better give so that the moderators will see that I'm also participating. It's a bit long winded!

    have you got your bloomers round your ankles or something?

    mine was like a dog eating hot chips


  • #4
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I'm a good lisser. If I was as good at kissing as I am at lissing, I'd be elected.


  • #5
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,718 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Jesus, that's a keyboard version of redbull


  • #6
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Fcuk sake OP. You want me to list every first snog I had?


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  • #7
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    My first ever kiss was when I was 13. Standing on a country road, under the stars. The guy tried to drop the hand but I wouldn't let him :cool:

    Now every kiss with my bf is the best :D


  • #8
    StrugglingSoul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 207 ✭✭StrugglingSoul


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Fcuk sake OP. You want me to list every first snog I had?

    Know your most interesting one


  • #9
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    My first ever kiss was when I was 13. Standing on a country road, under the stars. The guy tried to drop the hand but I wouldn't let him :cool:

    Now every kiss with my bf is the best :D

    I'm reading that as best friend just to be awkward.


  • #10
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    Know your most interesting one

    I do know it actually. But what happened in Ibiza, stays in Ibiza.

    :p


  • #11
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    Know your most interesting one

    I remember it well, it was lashing rain and it was with a girl I was trying to get with for years. It happenned down a stinky laneway. It was awkward because I was hanging upside down at the time.


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  • #12
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Wtf? Very strange. Are you a 12 year old girl op? That's the only explanation I can come up with for this.


  • #13
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Surely it's not the school holidays already? They're only just back for fuck's sake.


  • #14
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Am i missing something?


  • #15
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Surely it's not the school holidays already? They're only just back, for ****'s sake.

    Its for homework. ;)

    Someone has to go to school in the morning at tell his mates how he kissed another guys mother.


  • #16
    deisedude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭deisedude


    benwavner wrote: »

    I remember it well, it was lashing rain and it was with a girl I was trying to get with for years. It happenned down a stinky laneway. It was awkward because I was hanging upside down at the time.

    Similar to me, met a cracker of a bird on a boat on my holidays. Think her name was after a flower, might have been buttercup or daffodil or something. The boat got into a bit of difficulty, nothing like the immenint fear of death to get womenfolk hot and bothered. Long story short got the shift, yer wan said she'd never leave go and now she doesnt even message me on facebook :-(


  • #17
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    StrugglingSoul wrote: »
    Here's a detailed account of my last kiss which I had better give so that the moderators will see that I'm also participating.

    Where..?


  • #18
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Am i missing something?

    I think the bleedin' hamsters are messin with ya again.


  • #19
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    deisedude wrote: »
    Similar to me, met a cracker of a bird on a boat on my holidays. Think her name was after a flower, might have been buttercup or daffodil or something. The boat got into a bit of difficulty, nothing like the immenint fear of death to get womenfolk hot and bothered. Long story short got the shift, yer wan said she'd never leave go and now she doesnt even message me on facebook :-(

    Jesus, you must have done something to rock the boat and ended up sinking your chances!

    Tough luck dude, sure we all make Titanic mistakes.


  • #20
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Where..?

    I think it was removed for the sake of humanity.


  • #21
    deisedude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭deisedude


    benwavner wrote: »

    Jesus, you must have done something to rock the boat and ended up sinking your chances!

    Tough luck dude, sure we all make Titanic mistakes.

    Dont know where i went wrong. Was just trying to break the ice!


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  • #22
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Am i missing something?

    A good shift.


  • #23
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    My first ever kiss was when I was 13. Standing on a country road, under the stars. The guy tried to drop the hand but I wouldn't let him :cool:

    Is 'frigid' the correct term? :p

    My moment of glory was when a kiss turned into a poorly suppressed sneeze. With two mouths working like the aftermarket can on a Civic it sounded a bit like a fart on a plastic seat. I was told I was a good kisser and we parted ways. I was later informed I wasn't their type by text.


  • #24
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    I love kissing lips, especially wet ones and with no hair.


  • #25
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    If lisses were kisses, beggars would ride. Or somthing. Remember your first kiss? No. Not a hope. I was young, she was young, it was bound to be crap, slobbery and forgettable. Probably.


  • #26
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Am i missing something?
    Not really. Kissing is over-rated, but it has the potential to lead to more interesting adventures. Give it a lash, sure you only live once. :)


  • #27
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,098 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Duiske wrote: »
    Not really. Kissing is over-rated, but it has the potential to lead to more interesting adventures. Give it a lash, sure you only live once. :)

    They have this new thing in some remote parts of Argentina that's like kissing only not on the face :eek:.


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    I love kissing lips, especially wet ones and with no hair.

    You must hate Movember


  • #29
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Am i missing something?

    No you're lissing something.


  • #30
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You must hate Movember

    My husband had the choice between participating in Movember or continue to have sex.


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  • #31
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    flutterflye wrote: »
    My husband had the choice between participating in Movember or continue to have sex.

    Is he allowed to take a break for a sandwich, a whole month of sex is quite a lot.


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