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Worst teacher you've ever had?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    m0ynihan wrote: »
    Physical's the moles and stuff yeah? That stuff's a nightmare!

    Well organic chemistry is a big one for the pharma sector but that also uses moles as does biochemistry. Phsyical chemsitry uses moles but you also study a lot more about individual molecules eg bond angles ect and a lot more besides.

    PS. I'm a biochemist not a phsycial chemist so I dont no much or anything about phys cehm so feel free to correct me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Well I take it more people qaulify in organic chemistry than physical chemistry anyway here. Our teachers (and teachers of my friends) said stay away from physical chemistry unless you'r brilliant at maths!

    Organic is much nicer alright. It still remains that you have 10 times as many biology degrees as chemistry degrees being given.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭m0ynihan


    I really don't understand the fascination with biology, in my year we've about 60 people doing biology vs. 10 in chemistry..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Shryke wrote: »
    Organic is much nicer alright. It still remains that you have 10 times as many biology degrees as chemistry degrees being given.

    Yes that is very true. Even so from perspective hardly anyone (maybe less than chem) focuses on biochemistry as a degree. Maybe because you usually go through the biology route to get there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    m0ynihan wrote: »
    I really don't understand the fascination with biology, in my year we've about 60 people doing biology vs. 10 in chemistry..

    Well its generally bad for biochem too. Anyone who wants to do it mostly comes through biology so most of them dont want to do anything chem related so run a mile from biochem!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    Had an alcoholic for 1st year maths. Would write the pages up on the board, read the newspaper and if anyone had a problem, ask the person next to you. Mysteriously dissapeared around parent teacher meeting time, but was fired the next year. Too late for me as it seriously stunted my ability at maths even with family help. The teacher died a few years later, presumably drink related which is sad...but just so ridiculous that it took the school so long to fire him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Had an alcoholic for 1st year maths. Would write the pages up on the board, read the newspaper and if anyone had a problem, ask the person next to you. Mysteriously dissapeared around parent teacher meeting time, but was fired the next year. Too late for me as it seriously stunted my ability at maths even with family help. The teacher died a few years later, presumably drink related which is sad...but just so ridiculous that it took the school so long to fire him.

    I'm actually shocked that one got fired at all!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,904 ✭✭✭Chavways


    My sixth year accounting teacher. I'm almost certain he isnt a qualified teacher. He was completely clueless. Totally dependent on his book of notes. Couldnt answer any questions. Was missing for 2 months because he was getting a masters in a completely different field. Couldnt explain anything either. And he even said yhat if we did bad it'd be the other teachers fault and not his.

    I hate him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I had a Geometry teacher in the States that felt that we should be learning everything on our own (through homework). He would assign us homework. Check it the next day and then explain how to do it. The entire cycle would continue ad nauseum.

    He later became a local politician. He nearly got the head stuck in to him when he came to the door.

    The funny thing is that in University I did more maths (including Geometry) and really loved it. It's amazing how one useless teacher can put you off of wanting to learn something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Had a lecturer once who spent years working for Bord Failte in America but didn't seem to know that Arkansas should be pronounced as "Arkansaw". He also seemed to think that Illinois should be pronounced in a French sounding way.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    m0ynihan wrote: »
    Just curious.

    My worst was my 2nd year maths teacher, complete pushover and couldn't explain stuff for his life...

    Example:

    My class used to throw shoes around the classroom. On numerous occasions the shoe would land right in front of him. What did he do? He gave it back!

    No wonder I can't do factorising!

    Sounds like the teacher I had for LC Honours Maths, was a bit of a pushover. Used to call him by his first name & that was the case for years by differet classes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    m0ynihan wrote: »
    My class used to throw shoes around the classroom.
    Somewhere there's a thread about the worst classes a teacher has ever had.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭m0ynihan


    Somewhere there's a thread about the worst classes a teacher has ever had.

    Did you not read on? He threw the shoe back to them!

    Honestly, he was a nice man, but he shouldn't have been teaching, and I know my class was a disgrace too :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I think there's a place for rapport-building in place of punishment, but only if your classes' ring-leaders are open to it. I think I was lucky, since the strongest personalities in my class were fair-minded people. Physical bullying didn't really happen either because of this. If you tried to pick on the weedy guy, you'd get your ass handed to you fairly quickly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭leaveiton


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Well I take it more people qaulify in organic chemistry than physical chemistry anyway here. Our teachers (and teachers of my friends) said stay away from physical chemistry unless you'r brilliant at maths!

    Doing physical chemistry at the moment in college, horrible stuff! Can't wait until we get to move on to organic.

    Worst teacher I had would be my LC Honours Maths teacher. Could barely do the stuff herself. 9 times out of 10 she'd put up the answer from a marking scheme instead of encouraging us to do it out ourselves, or even doing it herself. If she did do it, she wouldn't do it correctly. Wouldn't explain some parts of the course "because that's only for people going for As and Bs." Because everyone in the class was only aiming for a C, of course :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    My friends had a physics teacher who would answer most questions cheerily with 'i don't know'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    We had a History teacher in 5th year who didn't even own the book we were using, she used to always borrow one off one of us. Then, in class, she would just get everyone to read the book aloud, then tell us to do the questions at the end of the chapter. Absolutely useless. At the end-of-year exams then she was even more erratic; we were expected to do essays even though she had never given us an essay to do during the time she taught, and then she gave out some crazy marks: some of the really good students got Ds, while others were getting 99%?!

    In addition, one of the topics we did with her was Nazism, so she decided she'd make us watch Leni Riefenstahl's The Triumph of the Will :eek: Except she kept forgetting where she'd stopped it in the previous class, so we kept watching the same bit over & over, which seeing as it kept her from 'teaching' us we didn't complain too much about :D Then, during one class while we were studying Stalin, she borrowed my friend's book to read as per usual, and when she got it back this teacher had circled Stalin's name, drawn a little arrow out to the side, and written 'prick' in the margin?! :eek::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    We had a geography teacher who was a raging alcoholic, we had him first thing monday tuesday and thursday and last class friday. He arrived in every morning either half cut or with a raging headache and spent the class either telling jokes or with his head buried in his arms telling us to do what ever we wanted so long as we didnt make any noise. We of course thought it was great as it gave us time to do whatever homework we had for other classes that day. Never learned a stitch about geography though. He was sacked when i was in 3rd year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 309 ✭✭tomboylady


    I had an Irish teacher for 2nd/3rd year who was just a few years away from retirement and had obviously just had enough. He would come into the classroom at the beginning of class, do a roll call, and then head back to the staff room. He'd come back in about 3 minutes before the end of class to give us homework which he never checked. It was an Honours class and by the time the JC came, about 12 people had dropped to Foundation level.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Maths teacher at pass level LC - the man was apparently a mathematical genius. The trouble was he couldn't speak English in any understandable fashion. And yes, he was a homegrown West Limerick son of the soil.
    There was another psychotic git in primary school whose grave I must piss on someday.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    leaveiton wrote: »
    Doing physical chemistry at the moment in college, horrible stuff! Can't wait until we get to move on to organic.

    Worst teacher I had would be my LC Honours Maths teacher. Could barely do the stuff herself. 9 times out of 10 she'd put up the answer from a marking scheme instead of encouraging us to do it out ourselves, or even doing it herself. If she did do it, she wouldn't do it correctly. Wouldn't explain some parts of the course "because that's only for people going for As and Bs." Because everyone in the class was only aiming for a C, of course :rolleyes:

    Move into Biochem we need more :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    Without doubt my maths teacher for secondary school. She made me absolutely loathe the subject. She loved putting me on the spot, then I would get nervous with everyone looking at me so my mind would go blank and that would continue for about 10 minutes, in every class.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    The worst teach I had was an old style Christian Brother who thought that having us learn verb declensions by rote was the only way to teach French. Absolutely destroyed any love I had for the language.

    However the most inept, and consequently unintentionally entertaining teacher I had was a science teacher. In 3rd year he wanted to demonstrate how batteries worked, so he asked someone to bring one in so he could dissect it. He wanted a round battery, but all that was brought in was a square PP3 type battery. He decided to give it a go anyway and set about trying to peel off the metal outer layer with the point of a metal compass. Somewhere in the middle of the operation he managed to connect the terminals via the compass and the battery blew up in his face, fortunately causing him no harm. I also had him for Chemistry for the Leaving, and one day he caused the school to be evacuated after mixing the wrong chemicals together which almost immediately started producing thick brown smoke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭chrissb7


    m0ynihan wrote: »
    I don't have a clue. I know it's a bad place, but it's not THAT bad!

    Donegal is a lovely place.One of the best landscapes in Ireland!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,428 ✭✭✭.jacksparrow.


    benwavner wrote: »
    The woodwork teacher was an alcoholic and spent his time throwing lumps of Red Deal at pupils who werent listening to him.

    Other teachers were pedo priests............soooo take your pic.

    Woody?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭Milk & Honey


    Every teacher I had was worse than the other, so it's hard to find the worst one. They all spent their time asking questions. They were supposed to be teaching so how come they had to ask questions?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    One Mr C, his high point was making me kneel for a day(aged7) as there was no chair to be had. Should I ever be lucky enough to meet the by now doddery cnut, I will cheerily knock his dentures out through his pelvis. I will then put them back into place with a well aimed kick. I hope he died screaming.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 Dewey collins


    had a English teacher in 5th year that was only there for the year and i'd say it was her first year teaching because u she couldn't control the class but nether could are normal teacher nether because we were the worst class in the hole school and i was best in the class because no one else did anything but i did noting too, all i did all class was take the piss out of my friend cause he kept saying well

    but the worst teacher i had was my 3rd year maths teacher just a clues idot at doing is job but very sound outside of school, but one day he was out of the class and we through an apple into his fish tank and he didn't notice it all class we got of soct-free


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭fartman


    in 2nd yr my teacher used to give use fags, he was pissed most of the time


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    english teacher for about 2 months leading up to xmas in 2nd year. he just read stories to us for the 40 minutes. he sounded like that incredibly boring priest in the christmas father ted. that coupled with the heat would send most of the class off asleep for the duration.
    he got us all exited with a quiz just before xmas promising prizes. when the winner was announced he said the prize was the knowing you won

    completely useless

    he wasnt there after xmas


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