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Old men with goatee's

  • 24-11-2012 05:25AM
    #1
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭


    Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

    Where will I find one for myself?

    And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
    :-( not good!


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  • #2
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    What belongs to the goatee?


  • #3
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I like older broads, women tend to mellow and become classier with age. No more giddiness in them.


  • #4
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    How about bald and with a goatee? The Walter White look.


  • #5
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    3rdDegree wrote: »
    How about bald and with a goatee? The Walter White look.

    Oh yes!


  • #6
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I'm not a big fan of goatees on any guy of any age. I didn't shave for a week a while ago and gave myself a goatee to see how it looked. It looked kind of good but mostly ridiculous.

    Once my beard fills in more I'll be keeping stubble the whole time because it looks fuckin' sexy on a guy


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  • #7
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    This is my goatee in Vegas right now!!


  • #8
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

    Where will I find one for myself?

    And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
    :-( not good!

    Try Orange County Department of Corrections. Many if not all of them have some tattoos as well and love writing letters.


  • #9
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
    :-( not good!

    Make a list of how sleepless, poor, unappreciated, and vaginally stretched you would be if you had a kid. That's a start.
    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

    Where will I find one for myself?

    I think I saw one on the boardwalk this morning. Go get it out of your system! :D


  • #10
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Billy Connolly turned 70 today.


  • #11
    asherbassad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    Goatees are for overweight baldies.

    A full beard will stop up about the ears showing the lack of northern foliage. A clean shaven face will accentuate the florid, puffy double chin....so the goatee is perfect to also make you look quasi "bad"....like some kind of steroid-addled clown who insists on being called "Dog" or "The One" or some crap :pac:


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  • #12
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,606 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Do you like your goatee to be grey and perhaps overgrown and maybe have him wear a red suit?


  • #13
    Sugar Free
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭Sugar Free


    Must be OldGoats wife...


  • #14
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I saying nothing.


  • #15
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Why am I suddenly hankerin' for some fried chicken? Oh ... that's right.

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #16
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ah, Goatly... :(


  • #17
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

    Where will I find one for myself?


    I'm free.


  • #18
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    They can't handle 'em.


  • #19
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    What if Bertie grew a goatee? Or Pat Kenny? Or Higgins?


  • #20
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,944 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    This is the coolest goatee-clad old guy I've ever seen:)

    http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110620221525/breakingbad/images/9/9f/Season_4_-_Mike.jpg

    ”If I offended you, you needed it!!” - Corey Taylor



  • #21
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Urge to post goatse pic...


    rising!


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  • #22
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Sgt Hartman wrote: »
    This is the coolest goatee-clad old guy I've ever seen:)

    http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110620221525/breakingbad/images/9/9f/Season_4_-_Mike.jpg
    RIP


  • #23
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

    Where will I find one for myself?

    And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
    :-( not good!

    You see, when someone says man in his 60s with a goatee I automatically think Gary Glitter and once that image is in your head it's no longer a good look for anyone.


  • #24
    Madam_X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Bob the Seducer wrote: »
    You see, when someone says man in his 60s with a goatee I automatically think Gary Glitter and once that image is in your head it's no longer a good look for anyone.
    Good point. :D

    But I agree there is something very attractive about Walter White.


  • #25
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    I dont trust men with mustaches or beards. Not sure why exactly (even though I might blame some of the CBS brothers that taught me) but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide. And they often are!


  • #26
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    I would be your dream.


  • #27
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Red Pepper wrote: »
    I dont trust men with mustaches or beards. Not sure why exactly (even though I might blame some of the CBS brothers that taught me) but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide. And they often are!

    I have the most glorious beard and am the most open man ever! I'm so open I routinely have to pick my intestines off the floor! I do find it hard to trust a guy without facial hair, though, for some reason.


  • #28
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Red Pepper wrote: »
    but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide.

    Acne scars and all other scars......... a cleft lip.......... a birth mark perhaps.


  • #29
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Red Pepper wrote: »
    I dont trust men with mustaches or beards. Not sure why exactly (even though I might blame some of the CBS brothers that taught me) but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide. And they often are!

    I have a beard. How am I dodgy because of it? You might be afraid of grown men in general.


  • #30
    Red Pepper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.
    Men with just mustaches are the worst - I know they are up to no good.
    Look at the evidence;
    Hitler
    Stalin
    Fritzl
    Adams

    Union leaders!


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  • #31
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Red Pepper wrote: »
    Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.

    Ok. I'll wear a mask. Be grand.


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