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On the night train and cannot stop farting

  • 20-11-2012 06:02AM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 20


    I'm on a 12 hour night train here and cannot stop guffing.

    I've tried having a **** and my arse continues to chuff.

    Anyone any help on how to stop.?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    I'm on a 12 hour night train here and cannot stop guffing.

    I've tried having a **** and my arse continues to chuff.

    Anyone any help on how to stop.?

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    All aboard...the Night Train


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I'm on a 12 hour night train here and cannot stop guffing.

    I've tried having a **** and my arse continues to chuff.

    Anyone any help on how to stop.?

    Stick a hoover up your hole.
    Set to full power.


    You are on a train with a hoover, right? Everyone knows they're the best ones.

    Suck or blow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    I'm on the nightrain....Bottoms up!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    He's going to be the butt of all the jokes.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25 Frederica Beauregard


    That's what you get for drinking gasoline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Just be a man and fart.

    A powerful aroma lets people know you mean bizniz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    You're ready to crash and burn, you'll never learn.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 20 eddiethornton


    It's settling down now thank feck.

    Dirty arse of mine


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