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Masturbation Machine

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  • #2
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    what the **** were you looking for when you came across this?


  • #3
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    galwayrush wrote: »
    what the **** were you looking for when you came across this?

    Self help material.


  • #4
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Going to be a fun Christmas in the Cricklewood household..
    Full speed ahead......

    Get your story straight, are you Crinklewood or Cricklewood because that will determine if you need a 12v or 24v adapter for that yolk.


  • #5
    johnwest288
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭johnwest288


    if only they could combine this with the real doll:cool:


  • #6
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Plazaman wrote: »

    Get your story straight, are you Crinklewood or Cricklewood because that will determine if you need a 12v or 24v adapter for that yolk.


    Whatever attaches to the hamster wheel.


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  • #7
    brandon_flowers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭brandon_flowers


    galwayrush wrote: »
    what the **** were you looking for when you came across this?

    Double entendre?


  • #8
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Here's one about a guy who built one himself. A machine like that has its advantages, I guess, but I'd say it plays havoc with the eyesight ...;););)



  • #9
    johnwest288
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭johnwest288


    Ellis Dee wrote: »
    Here's one about a guy who built one himself. A machine like that has its advantages, I guess, but I'd say it plays havoc with the eyesight ...;););)


    i thought i set that video to private:eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #10
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Well well.... Dear Santa...


  • #11
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    brandon_flowers wrote: »

    Double entendre?

    That's on the more expensive model.


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  • #12
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Masturbation machines are for women like the one that looks like the arm rest of a sofa with a dildo sticking up


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Meanwhile, the women make use of sitting on the washing machine during the fast spin cycle!


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