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Worrying That I'm Beginning To Suffer From Short Man Syndrome!

  • 11-11-2012 12:57AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭


    I know short guys get a lot of bad press from time to time, especially when it comes to dating, earning potential in higher job positions, sports etc.

    Now I've never been conscious about my height generally despite all that, I measure between 5'8 (morning height) to 5'7 1/2 (evening height - what I am now). So I'm pretty much a proud shortarse. :D

    Now I was at the Aviva today for my first Rugby international match, came all the way down from Omagh and I couldn't believe how noticebly small I was compared to most of the crowd. Its the first time I've been down to Dublin since July, has the whole of D4 been supersized or something? I couldn't believe how tall most people were there, is it just Rugby crowds that are strangley tall?

    I mean I would say the about 15-20% of the crowd were at least 6'4 or above, 70% were above 6ft, and I rarely found anyone smaller than me. Whats worse is that I think the average female height was 5'9 or 5'10 as well. Lots of tall women with their tall boyfriends. I felt so minature.

    Anyway I'm beginning to get a bit paranoid about my height, and I don't want to start becoming one of those guys who do, as it never bothered me originally. But I've now started to measure my height more frequently, becoming more conscious about my posture when standing etc, becoming a bit of a twat about it really.

    I stand at 172cm, the smallest player on the entire bloody pitch on either side according to the programme was 175cm, just to put it into perspective. Sheesh no wonder I didn't play Rugby.

    I know some short guys who have a thing about lifts, but I never got the point of them, people will see how small you are once you take them off?

    Are there any other 5'7/5'8 guys who have dangerously become over conscious about their height at any point? :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Sorry, who said that?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭areyawell


    5ft 8? short really?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    5'7/5'8 may be a little below average, but it's not that short.

    Sorry. I was in personal issues mode there.

    Haha, shortarse. Ahh, that's better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 899 ✭✭✭djk1000


    I'm 6ft 7, feeling better now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    If you've measured yourself twice a day it has become a serious issue for you.

    Most people don't see height, or weight or whatever. Just shallow people. And honest people.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    5'8" is short?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    That's a big argument for a small issue.



    You may need to lose a few inches in height to be in with a shot of that btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Now I've never been conscious about my height generally despite all that, I measure between 5'8 (morning height) to 5'7 1/2 (evening height - what I am now). So I'm pretty much a proud shortarse. :D
    :P

    You measure yourself at night? Ok....:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    What you talkin' 'bout Willis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    You measure yourself at night? Ok....:confused:

    Because there's a difference, you tend to be smaller at night, its supposed to be your official height therefore I think since its your minimum.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭0000879k


    6ft and still growing. *fist pumps*

    But srsly, not a big deal, just don't try to pursue professional Basketball as a career.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,518 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    OP Grow up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    You measure yourself at night? Ok....:confused:
    Everyone loses some height at the end of the day, due to gravity squeezing some fluid out of the discs in your spine. You are tallest in the morning (when the fluid is reabsorbed into the discs), shortest at night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    You never said what age you were op, cause unless your 14 or 15 your wasting your time measuring yourself over and over, the tape ain't gonna change if your 18+. Actually 5 8" is not tiny, if you think it will hold you back or effect your life then its not your height thats going to hold you back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    If you're worried about being short, just move to the moon. Everyone is taller there :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I'm very tall. Does that help at all? Who gives a sh1t what height you are? Some of the most charismatic, life enhancing people I know are really short lads - they usually have stunning, tall girlfriends as well. Get over it, you probably got given a big personality, focus on the positives, titch.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Pulsating Star


    You need to grow up mate and stop worrying about this stuff:)

    5'8" isn't short .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I know short guys get a lot of bad press from time to time, especially when it comes to dating, earning potential in higher job positions, sports etc.

    Now I've never been conscious about my height generally despite all that, I measure between 5'8 (morning height) to 5'7 1/2 (evening height - what I am now). So I'm pretty much a proud shortarse. :D

    Now I was at the Aviva today for my first Rugby international match, came all the way down from Omagh and I couldn't believe how noticebly small I was compared to most of the crowd. Its the first time I've been down to Dublin since July, has the whole of D4 been supersized or something? I couldn't believe how tall most people were there, is it just Rugby crowds that are strangley tall?

    I mean I would say the about 15-20% of the crowd were at least 6'4 or above, 70% were above 6ft, and I rarely found anyone smaller than me. Whats worse is that I think the average female height was 5'9 or 5'10 as well. Lots of tall women with their tall boyfriends. I felt so minature.

    Anyway I'm beginning to get a bit paranoid about my height, and I don't want to start becoming one of those guys who do, as it never bothered me originally. But I've now started to measure my height more frequently, becoming more conscious about my posture when standing etc, becoming a bit of a twat about it really.

    I stand at 172cm, the smallest player on the entire bloody pitch on either side according to the programme was 175cm, just to put it into perspective. Sheesh no wonder I didn't play Rugby.

    I know some short guys who have a thing about lifts, but I never got the point of them, people will see how small you are once you take them off?

    Are there any other 5'7/5'8 guys who have dangerously become over conscious about their height at any point? :P


    Thinly veiled Bandwagon thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
    Chick Norris is what willis is talking about


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭SharpshooterTom


    You need to grow up mate and stop worrying about this stuff:)

    5'8" isn't short .

    Well technically I'm less than 5'8, 5'7 1/2 is what I am right now, and its my minimum height which is supposed to be your official one.

    On another note are rugby crowds taller? Or is it just D4 people?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Well technically I'm less than 5'8, 5'7 1/2 is what I am right now, and its my minimum height which is supposed to be your official one.

    On another note are rugby crowds taller? Or is it just D4 people?

    Has your girlfriend done the dirt with a tall rugby player from Dublin?

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    *enter short pun here *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    6'4" here OP. Now happy enough with it, but spent a long time half-wishing I was 3-4 inches shorter. Its just as uncomfortable looking down as looking up...

    Also, you're far more physiologically suited at your height to being both a F1 driver and a fighter pilot than us 6'+'s...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    :rolleyes:Oh and yes he probably has a bigger cock than you too!

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,717 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Just get a ticket for the Lilliput Stand next time..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    GreeBo wrote: »
    OP Grow up!
    That one went over his head


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    Same height as ya OP and tbh I never "feel" smaller than anyone unless they're over 6ft 5. A few of my bosses are shorter than me and are earning a big wad of dirty cash. They've wives too, go figure. My best mate actually is a footballer...same height.

    I on the other hand don't earn much because I'm a short arse and women won't date me because they naturally assume I've a tiny willy from being such a short arse. I can't play sport either because I'm a useless short arse.

    Hope this helps!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,518 ✭✭✭✭GreeBo


    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    *enter short pun here *

    The length of your pun doesnt matter...but it would have be better (for the rest of us) if it was funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I know some short guys who have a thing about lifts, but I never got the point of them

    They're really handy in multi-storey buildings as the stairs can be a killer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,102 ✭✭✭DylanII


    Your not that short. I'm 5'6", I wish I was 5'8"


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