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Brazilian students auctions her virginity for $760,000. Would you?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    You'd expect her to be stunning for that price. :eek:
    The cause is good and if someone is willing to pay that, well that's their business.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Well, I've just bought a Lottery ticket. I expect to be heading to Rio on Friday evening. Or maybe again I just ............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    Do you know what, its generally such a ****e and unpleasant experience that you may as well get near a million and set yourself up for life. Would certainly pay for some better ones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Lads only get 3k?

    We've holes too! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    I'll create bullet points like the article too :pac:

    • She is indeed a prostitute. She is exchanging sex for money.
    • What a tramp thing to do.
    • I would honestly question if she is a virgin.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    Would I what?

    Auction my virginity?
    Well, if I had it back, I'd be looking rid of it again fairly sharpish, so if I could make a few quid in the process...

    Pay for some girl's virginity?
    Eh, no. I'm a bit of a cheapskate, but I might go dinner and a couple of pints. Also, I'd rather have someone in the sack with me who knew what they were doing. So, again no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    she aint the greatest looking to be fair, but for that money I reckon she'll be taking it up the chuff (whether or not shes into it).

    anyone see the story down the end of of that link about the korean general getting executed with a mortar shell? shiiiittttt... i thought he got beaten to death with it, but that poor bastard got blown up with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Some sad bastard actually paid for it. Desperate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I'd want her to make a sandwich for me too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    If I was going to pay for it I'd definitely go for what I feel is the more sensible option: Paying far less money for a regular, hotter hooker who would almost certainly be much better at fcuking than a virgin. I don't know, maybe I'm just old fashioned.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    The auction closed this morning, and the physical education student - who said she will use the cash to build homes for poverty-stricken families - was the subject of 15 bids.

    :pac::pac::pac:

    I'd be sending her in for an inspection if I were the buyer...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    :pac::pac::pac:

    I'd be sending her in for an inspection if I were the buyer...

    "It was because of all the years of horse riding..I swear"

    I for one would believe her. You're so untrusting :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    1ZRed wrote: »
    "It was because of all the years of horse riding..I swear"
    Thought it was donkeys did the riding out your way, 1Z? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Thought it was donkeys did the riding out your way, 1Z? :p

    Well that's all that's left over once you've worn out all the horses, Randy ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    *Brown cherry not included.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Blah blah... she'll end up in a shed. Who cares?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Over 700k?is she for real? what is it with Brazilians thinking they're gods gift?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,710 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    smurgen wrote: »
    Over 700k?is she for real? what is it with Brazilians thinking they're gods gift?

    She didnt set the price? Its whats with dirty old Japanese men thinking shes unreal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,073 ✭✭✭gobnaitolunacy


    She's a sour looking yoke, with the topography of Holland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Theres no way I'd pay 760k to stick my knob in that for a max of 12 seconds


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    wyndham wrote: »
    *Brown cherry not included.


    Do you reckon she's an arse virgin?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Neewbie_noob


    I'll create bullet points like the article too

    • She is indeed a prostitute. She is exchanging sex for money.

    Technically, yes.
    I'll create bullet points like the article too


    • What a tramp thing to do.

    Bit harsh :(
    I'll create bullet points like the article too

    • I would honestly question if she is a virgin.

    Exactly what I thought upon reading the article, will he get a refund if she's not ??? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,098 ✭✭✭kiffer


    You're not a prostitute if you only get paid once?
    Just like you're not an author if you only publish one book?

    I'm not saying prostitution is wrong, I'm just saying that if your selling sex for money what else would it be called?

    I predict that The guy will fail the sti test, I bet he's going for the Virgin Cure.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Sure you could probably buy a virgin bride for signficantly less!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    antodeco wrote: »
    Sure you could probably buy a virgin bride for signficantly less!

    But marriage costs you in the long run


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Feck sake, I was under the impression there was a harem of Brazilians up for grabs after reading the title, but no, just the one. And when she's gone, she's gone :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Will this end up on redtube?

    Is documentary code for porn


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Will this end up on redtube?

    Is documentary code for porn

    As its a Japanese dude, it will end up being all blurred out anyway!

    Or so I am led to believe....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    antodeco wrote: »
    As its a Japanese dude, it will end up being all blurred out anyway!

    Or so I am led to believe....


    Or in cartoon form


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Or in cartoon form

    Don't forget the tentacles.


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