Stingiest thing you've seen stingy people do

Cheeky_gal · 23-10-2012 11:39PM

marnie d wrote: »

tight scabbing fat German cúnt.

Delighted she stole your last beer... Hope she continues to do so.

westies4ever · 24-10-2012 12:16AM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Delighted she stole your last beer... Hope she continues to do so.

Maybe im late to the party but I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!?!

marnie d · 24-10-2012 12:39AM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Delighted she stole your last beer... Hope she continues to do so.

Enlighten me, have we met? Are you German?

repsol · 24-10-2012 12:51AM

Why don't you leave something gross in the fridge for her? I worked in a place where this tightarse kept robbing all our donuts.A colleague placed one filled with Fairy liquid on a table and he shoved the whole thing into his gob in one go! He wasn't happy but he never fancied nicking donuts after that.I am not suggesting anything dangerous but something laced with pepper or lots of salt will sort her out.

marnie d · 24-10-2012 01:02AM

She's be too crafty to do something like that on, but I'm rid of her in a week, I'll have the joys of seeing what new flatmates are like but after living with over 30 different people in 8 different places, I've never met anyone as extreme as her! The denial is what gets me the most, in any other place I've lived, people replace beer etc, or if they need a bit of food, they take a bit, not the whole fecking packet without replacing it!

repsol · 24-10-2012 01:19AM

Does she put a towel on furniture to "reserve" it or does that just happen to sunbeds? I have heard that air hostesses use eye drops which act as laxatives on rude passengers drinks.How is that for crafty?

marnie d · 24-10-2012 01:29AM

Hahaha about the towels, I bet she would on hols too!!

She takes unopened cans when I'm not there, she's stopped taking my orange juice now, so the eye drops would be no use, but I wish I hada posted about her ages ago when she had been at it for for a gem like that!

burgermasters · 24-10-2012 01:33AM

knew a fella once was a builder, he hired 2 of us to do 2 weeks work,its was really hot so we both buy a large bottle of fizzy drink each, he drank both on us, the next day we hide them and supprise again he drank them both, the owner of the house made us a fry up and he picked his nose put his hands all over the food so we couldnt have any he ate it all!! he also asked could he pay us less than agreed because he was going on holiday?? many more about that guy,, his whole family are the same:eek:

Grayditch · 24-10-2012 01:38AM

marnie d wrote: »

tight fat arse

My favourite.

frag420 · 24-10-2012 01:52AM

repsol wrote: »

Does she put a towel on furniture to "reserve" it or does that just happen to sunbeds? I have heard that air hostesses use eye drops which act as laxatives on rude passengers drinks.How is that for crafty?

Aircrafty!!

Squ · 24-10-2012 02:48AM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Delighted she stole your last beer... Hope she continues to do so.

Genuinely? Or just being contrary for the sake of it?

Please don't say its because the called the hurr a cünt and you're hoping she continues to drink the posters beer out of some weird female stranger solidarity?

elchupanebrey · 24-10-2012 11:54AM

Woman where i work never brings in milk for the coffee. It's only her and one other person that uses the milk. If yer man that buys the milk is off/hasn't bought milk she'll bring in a drop in a bottle for herself and take it home again. Same story if there's no coffee/biscuits, she'll bring in some and hide after each cup. Yesterday he gave her money to get milk and she comes back with it. Said she had no change back as she spent it on biscuits.

Cheeky_gal · 24-10-2012 06:21PM

Squ wrote: »

Genuinely? Or just being contrary for the sake of it?

Please don't say its because the called the hurr a cünt and you're hoping she continues to drink the posters beer out of some weird female stranger solidarity?

She has a filthy mouth and if she speaks like that to her roommates then no wonder they don't care about taking her food and drink. Id take her drink too ! Nothing to do with "female solidarity"... Good on them !!

okfine · 24-10-2012 06:34PM

Wow you know I've been reading this thread for so long and I honestly think that I am one of these tight Stingy people :eek:

I blame the current economic climate among other things, I find it difficult to pass on money when it isn't always necessary!

Squ · 24-10-2012 06:38PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

She has a filthy mouth and if she speaks like that to her roommates then no wonder they don't care about taking her food and drink. Id take her drink too ! Nothing to do with "female solidarity"... Good on them !!

C'mon out of that, we're all over 18 and can handle a bit of potty mouth.

Cheeky_gal · 24-10-2012 06:53PM

Squ wrote: »

C'mon out of that, we're all over 18 and can handle a bit of potty mouth.

You will have a fine wife x

Canard · 24-10-2012 07:27PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

You will have a fine wife x

The one making digs on the internet isn't in a position to judge methinks. :pac:

Besides, he obviously didn't use that kind of language to her face. :rolleyes:

splendid101 · 24-10-2012 07:33PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

She has a filthy mouth and if she speaks like that to her roommates then no wonder they don't care about taking her food and drink. Id take her drink too ! Nothing to do with "female solidarity"... Good on them !!

She's speaking like that about her roommate. Not too her roommate.

She is also talking about them like that after they stole their food and drink. You argument is paradoxical and makes no bleedin' sense you mad, mad eejit!

marnie d · 24-10-2012 07:50PM

splendid101 wrote: »

She's speaking like that about her roommate. Not too her roommate.

She is also talking about them like that after they stole their food and drink. You argument is paradoxical and makes no bleedin' sense you mad, mad eejit!

Exactly, I wouldn't call her a **** to her face, this is a thread to rant about the stingy people in our lives, which I did. I spoke in a decent tone to her, with no potty mouth, here I can say whatever the fúck I like (as long as I remember the fadas!!)

Squ · 24-10-2012 10:05PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

You will have a fine wife x

Thank you. She is fine (in both senses of the word)

Paddy Cow · 24-10-2012 10:08PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

She has a filthy mouth and if she speaks like that to her roommates then no wonder they don't care about taking her food and drink. Id take her drink too ! Nothing to do with "female solidarity"... Good on them !!

I'd rather live with someone with a potty mouth than a thieving gobsh!te.

weemcd · 24-10-2012 10:19PM

ignore list makes it all better lads

Cheeky_gal · 24-10-2012 10:33PM

I guess it's just down to social class in here.

Anyways back on track

Squ · 24-10-2012 10:38PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I guess it's just down to social class in here.

Anyways back on track

What social class does thievery belong?

I'll stick to my own, thank you.

Cheeky_gal · 24-10-2012 10:43PM

Squ wrote: »

What social class does thievery belong?

I'll stick to my own, thank you.

My original comment was about her language. The word "cnut" would make most respectable people shiver. It got blown way out of proportion when everyone started quoting me. I was merely passing a comment.

As I said, It's a social class thing. You wouldn't hear people speak like that in my area. Each to their own though, we'll see who gets to the finishing line first.

NegativeCreep · 24-10-2012 10:44PM

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I guess it's just down to social class in here.

Anyways back on track

Social class? What are you, a bloody princess?
Of course only the 'lower classes' say cúnt :rolleyes:

24-10-2012 10:45PM

Cheeky_gal banned. Please move on.

studdlymurphy · 24-10-2012 11:00PM

A guy in work leaves and empty sweet bowl out at halloween fro kids with a sign beside it saying take one. Kids think some other kid took all the sweets and he looks like he did something nice.

monkeysnapper · 24-10-2012 11:09PM

Rebelkell wrote: »

A good few years ago i went out on the lash with a mate who was very carefull with his money to say the least.He was also a well known sleezebag. Anyway one of his things was always being last to buy a round. That way he would be hoping that by the time we hit the disco the round would fall apart as guys headed off with girls. It was him making sure that he wouldn't be caught buying a drink and not getting one back but he always made sure someone was caught.
Anyway i was on a run of being caught and was fed up sowhen we went out one night just the 2 of us and I was determined not to buy the first drink. We walked into a bar and there was a standoff as i refused to offer to get the drinks in. After standing at the bar for 10 mins he finally asked if I wanted a drink.
Night progressed he bought me a drink i bought him one back. We then hit the nightclub and he bought the drinks as it was his round. He then dissapeared to chat up girls. I got talking to a girl and when the slow set came on suggested a dance. Everthing was going great with a bit of kissing and having a laugh on the dancefloor. Just then i got a tap on my shoulder. He was standing there going" its your round". The floor wasn't jammed so the whole place was looking at him.He was the only person not in a couple on the floor. He insisted I buy my round and practically frog marched me to the bar. I said fine and asked him and the girl I was with what they wanted to drink and off I went to the bar.

When i came back I gave him his drink and he quickly vanished. The girl says to me . Your friend tried to get off with me while you were at the bar. If it was any other buddy i would have been put out but because it was him i always thought it was funny. Still friends with him.

GOD!! that sounds exactly like a ex friend of mine, i use the term ex friend, it all prety much ended when my wife got a chinese takeaway for myself , him and a couple of other friends just after we came back from my stag do, all my other friends gave her the money for the chinese, i heard he hadnt paid so i asked him to pay her , he said ok, ill go pay her now, turned out he didnt.

end of 20 year friendship!!

5 years on do i have any regrets, not one!!!! prick

splendid101 · 24-10-2012 11:15PM

monkeysnapper wrote: »

GOD!! that sounds exactly like a ex friend of mine, i use the term ex friend, it all prety much ended when my wife got a chinese takeaway for myself , him and a couple of other friends just after we came back from my stag do, all my other friends gave her the money for the chinese, i heard he hadnt paid so i asked him to pay her , he said ok, ill go pay her now, turned out he didnt.

end of 20 year friendship!!

5 years on do i have any regrets, not one!!!! prick

You ended a twenty year friendship over approximately a tenner? You tight fecker!

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