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Flat frog

  • 24-10-2012 08:27PM
    #1
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭


    i have/had a really big frog that lives in my back garden
    every day or two , me and the kids will go out "hunting" and find the frog ,
    they love it and the hunting ritual.

    well i was just out in the garden , its dark and i stood on something squishy,
    i got a torch and to my horror , its the frog , flattened and bits oozing from it

    and making it all more gruesome , i got a spade to pick up the victim and the blastard hopped away from me :eek: , its in bits but still alive !!!

    hope to christ the kids dont find it - that would be some Halloween horror


    so the question, have any of the AH'ers killed or maimed a family pet or and friends pet ?? ** accidents only **


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  • #2
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    dj jarvis wrote: »
    i have/had a really big frog that lives in my back garden
    every day or two , me and the kids will go out "hunting" and find the frog ,
    they love it and the hunting ritual.

    well i was just out in the garden , its dark and i stood on something squishy,
    i got a torch and to my horror , its the frog , flattened and bits oozing from it

    and making it all more gruesome , i got a spade to pick up the victim and the blastard hopped away from me :eek: , its in bits but still alive !!!

    hope to christ the kids dont find it - that would be some Halloween horror


    so the question, have any of the AH'ers killed or maimed a family pet or and friends pet ?? ** accidents only **

    Ahh! I was with you until this part and looking forward to posting too :(


  • #3
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I tried to make a catdog once but it didn't survive.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aw, did he croak it? :(


  • #5
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dj jarvis wrote: »
    so the question, have any of the AH'ers killed or maimed a family pet or and friends pet ?? ** accidents only **

    No but I have 2 lovely frogs that live in my greenhouse and and hoping my dog doesn't get them:(


  • #6
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    toads amazeballs:pac:


    Seriously though, aren't most frogs protected by law. Expect a knock on the door anytime soon


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  • #7
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Once I was walking home and saw a little frog hopping along the path headed for the road.
    Spent ages trying to get him to safety - sent him hopping the other way towards a green area.
    Was happy enough, so continued on my way home.
    Heard a car coming so turned around just in time to see the little froggy go smish under the wheels of the car :(


  • #8
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    get your kids to lick the frog, it will be like fear and loathing in las vegas - irish style


  • #9
    girl2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    Seriously??

    You obviously missed this one :D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=221805


  • #10
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    girl2 wrote: »
    Seriously??

    You obviously missed this one :D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=221805

    jesus h christus :eek:


  • #11
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    I licked a green fat frog once, tasted fruity.


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  • #12
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I left my sons hamster in the kitchen overnight after I had cleaned its cage.

    Kitchen window was open and the poor bugger froze to death :(


  • #13
    gronemeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭gronemeyer


    My granny killed my sisters budgie years ago. She was half blind and offered to look after it when we were on holidays, my sister said yes, as a result the budgie was on a diet of sand for 2 weeks which no doubt contributed to it's death less then a week later :(


  • #14
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    I once shot my cat. Then the neighbours cat, and then the neighbours neighbours cat... I carried on in this trajectory until pretty much there was no cats left in the neighbourhood, no more meowing, ha ha.

    I then pranced up and down the street singing Memory. When I explained the situation and told them it was all one bit of understanding, well the neighbours didn't exactly belive me.

    I'm in a mental institution now, ha ha, fecking cats, mad things


  • #15
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    How were you planning on getting ribbet it?


  • #16
    Markcheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,240 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    mauzo wrote: »
    I left my sons hamster in the kitchen overnight after I had cleaned its cage.

    Kitchen window was open and the poor bugger froze to death :(


    Yeah, sure it "froze " to death .... Sure you weren't zapping it in the microwave... Or a bowl of water with the toaster just to see what would happen...

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • #17
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I had a mate who always got the wrong end of the stick.

    He suffocated trying to shove himself up a gerbil's ass.


  • #18
    Musefan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭Musefan


    Cat + Warm Tumbledryer + Unaware Mother


  • #19
    antodeco
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    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    toads amazeballs:pac:


    Seriously though, aren't most frogs protected by law. Expect a knock on the door anytime soon

    I have this vision of the frog going into a Garda station to press charges


  • #20
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    wendell borton wrote: »
    I licked a green fat frog once, tasted fruity.

    OMG, I'm sick and would LOVE a Fat Frog icecream right now. :mad::(

    Speaking of Frogs/Toads - Cane Toads are pests in Australia. People tried killing them by using them to test their golfing swings, but the feckers turned inside out. :eek: Best way to kill Cane Toads - put them in a freezer bag and freeze them to death! That's what I read on a poster outside a shop in the outback!!! Magine, in getting your frozen peas and the toads riggling, half dead beside them. Ew.


  • #21
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Markcheese wrote: »
    Yeah, sure it "froze " to death .... Sure you weren't zapping it in the microwave... Or a bowl of water with the toaster just to see what would happen...

    No he definitely froze, god Im going to cry thinking of the poor little dude freezing all night and then just dying...


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  • #22
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Larianne wrote: »
    OMG, I'm sick and would LOVE a Fat Frog icecream right now. :mad::(

    Speaking of Frogs/Toads - Cane Toads are pests in Australia. People tried killing them by using them to test their golfing swings, but the feckers turned inside out. :eek: Best way to kill Cane Toads - put them in a freezer bag and freeze them to death! That's what I read on a poster outside a shop in the outback!!! Magine, in getting your frozen peas and the toads riggling, half dead beside them. Ew.

    Jesus Larianne!

    Would be a great idea for Halloween, jam a stick up it and freeze it...duely hand them out to the kids.


  • #23
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    benwavner wrote: »
    Jesus Larianne!

    Would be a great idea for Halloween, jam a stick up it and freeze it...duely hand them out to the kids.

    Dip them in chocolate first! :cool:


  • #24
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    I have lots of frogs in my back garden too. I love them and love seeing/observing them. They're so cute, but I cant count the amount of times Ive nearly blended one with my lawnmower. Luckily none yet.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
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    mauzo wrote: »
    Dip them in chocolate first! :cool:

    Fat frogs did not have chocolate.


  • #26
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fat frogs did not have chocolate.

    That might have worked though....like the top of a Loop the Loop...mmmm


  • #27
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    benwavner wrote: »
    Jesus Larianne!

    Tis true!!
    benwavner wrote: »
    Would be a great idea for Halloween, jam a stick up it and freeze it...duely hand them out to the kids.
    mauzo wrote: »
    Dip them in chocolate first! :cool:

    Evil, but I like it! :pac: Do it once, you'll never have kids come knocking at your door at Halloween! :D


  • #28
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    benwavner wrote: »
    That might have worked though....like the top of a Loop the Loop...mmmm

    Or big toe of a freaky foot..


  • #29
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Larianne wrote: »
    Tis true!!

    Evil, but I like it! :pac: Do it once, you'll never have kids come knocking at your door at Halloween! :D

    I'm dreading Halloween, although, the kids are getting spanish onions dipped in chocolate and sprinkles instead of chocolate apples.

    Little fookers. :P


  • #30
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Larianne wrote: »
    Or big toe of a freaky foot..

    Awww, now you are speaking my language!!!! Can you still get them?

    Remember chilly willies?


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  • #31
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    benwavner wrote: »
    Awww, now you are speaking my language!!!! Can you still get them?

    No :(
    benwavner wrote: »
    Remember chilly willies?

    I most certainly don't!


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