Planning permission for a sex shop?

chris2008x · 22-10-2012 01:28AM #1

I want to open a sex shop in Tipperary. Do I need planning permission? Not Glen Quagmire or anything like that just want to really piss off the locals especially the town council xD

22-10-2012 01:30AM

xD

Sauve · 22-10-2012 01:32AM

What has the town done to deserve having such an evil abomination appear?
xD

Spread · 22-10-2012 01:38AM

If the site is female and you alter the state of her frontage ........ it means you weren't using best practice protocol.

dodderangler · 22-10-2012 01:38AM

Can imagine the letter
Want to ERECT a sex shop please

3rdDegree · 22-10-2012 01:40AM

Just like any shop, you need planning permission, you fcuking pervert. Best of luck, by the way.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 22-10-2012 01:41AM

If you wanna piss off the locals it doesn't matter what type of shop you run. Just once you remember to display your christmas stock in september

Snowie · 22-10-2012 01:46AM

Sauve wrote: »

What has the town done to deserve having such an evil abomination appear?
xD

Well apparently sex is something you should indeed enjoy :eek:

I did once

Jmccoy1 · 22-10-2012 01:48AM

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

McChubbin · 22-10-2012 01:50AM

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

Laughed like a drain at this!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-10-2012 01:57AM

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

areyawell · 22-10-2012 02:03AM

Dane Flabby Injury wrote: »

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

Only with there cousins!

poeticseraphim · 22-10-2012 02:04AM

chris2008x wrote: »

I want to open a sex shop in Tipperary. Do I need planning permission? Not Glen Quagmire or anything like that just want to really piss off the locals especially the town council xD

The locals i bet will secretly love it...i bet you will make lots of money...and if you create jobs you are a god!

Martyn1989 · 22-10-2012 02:16AM

I didn't think they had sex down the country

mauzo · 22-10-2012 02:21AM

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/reddildojoke.html

cofy · 22-10-2012 02:23AM

Dane Flabby Injury wrote: »

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

But I thought I saw a lingerie shop on the main street in Tipperary Town:eek:. Maybe op could open his sex shop next to this?;)

Spread · 22-10-2012 03:04AM

Dane Flabby Injury wrote: »

Don't bother, they don't have sex in Tipperary.

Oh yes they do. Men in white cars visit lonely female farmers. It's called AI.

1ZRed · 22-10-2012 03:11AM

Spread wrote: »

Oh yes they do. Men in white cars visit lonely female farmers. It's called AI.

Sure we all know Tip is full of nothing but attempted artificial intelligence, but what does that have to do with anything?

Spread · 22-10-2012 03:16AM

1ZRed wrote: »

Sure we all know Tip is full of nothing but attempted artificial intelligence, but what does that have to do with anything?

Nothing really. But it's a long way!

kincsem · 22-10-2012 03:25AM

Tipperary North Riding; Tipperary South Riding; Tipperary Riding.

galwayrush · 22-10-2012 07:29AM

kincsem wrote: »

Tipperary North Riding; Tipperary South Riding; Tipperary Riding.

Phil Hogan is stamping out the Ridings.....

Ellis Dee · 22-10-2012 07:44AM

You'll probably get some heat from the local Legion of Mary, so you'll need a good marketing gimmick to win them over. Offer them a 20% discount on crotchless knickers.;););)

Grayson · 22-10-2012 07:45AM

Re: Planning permission. Depends on if it's an existing structure or a new erection.

Dravokivich · 22-10-2012 08:19AM

mauzo wrote: »

http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/reddildojoke.html

Ruiner!

jill_valentine · 22-10-2012 08:25AM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

You'll probably get some heat from the local Legion of Mary, so you'll need a good marketing gimmick to win them over. Offer them a 20% discount on crotchless knickers.;););)

Legion of Mary shouldn't have such a sexy name if they don't want to encourage That Sort Of Thing, to be honest.

vandriver · 22-10-2012 08:44AM

Jmccoy1 wrote: »

There's no shock factor in sex shops these days, it is the day of 50 Shades of Grey after all.

The best one I heard lately was of an old pensioner woman walking into one of the sex shops here in Limerick, she pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and asked the assistant if she could have that vibrator.

I heard she asked the assistant for the tartan one ,with the white top.Assistant had to tell the old lady it was her thermos flask.

charlemont · 22-10-2012 08:50AM

areyawell wrote: »

Only with there cousins!

Can confirm that that is a regular activity for some of Tipp's residents.

Gummy Panda · 22-10-2012 08:53AM

Call it "Dunkin' Dildos"

jester77 · 22-10-2012 09:03AM

Hard business when there's a big recession on.

Lads can get all the free porno they want from the internet and the ladies make do with cucumbers and electric toothbrushes. Best of luck OP.

Gummy Panda · 22-10-2012 09:05AM

jester77 wrote: »

Hard business when there's a big recession on.

Lads can get all the free porno they want from the internet and the ladies make do with cucumbers and electric toothbrushes. Best of luck OP.

And showerheads. Homebase has being cleaning up with these

WindSock · 22-10-2012 09:18AM

Can it be called 'Tip 'Er 'Airy Sex Shop'?

Planning permission for a sex shop?

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