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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    surely the traditional bare knuckle fight would suffice?

    That reminds me, I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who...

    Was walking his dog in England one day and an Irish knacker came over to him and said "Fight ya for ya dog, boi. Ya win the fight ya get to keep the dog!".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 776 ✭✭✭sellerbarry


    eth0 wrote: »
    That reminds me, I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who...

    Was walking his dog in England one day and an Irish knacker came over to him and said "Fight ya for ya dog, boi. Ya win the fight ya get to keep the dog!".
    Dont even get me started on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    eth0 wrote: »

    Paying at car boot sales would be a fierce nuisance without cash

    Devices that plug into smart phones already exist to take payments by credit card at car boots and market stalls. NFC payments from phone to phone will be in use before long with lower fees than credit cards.

    There are no real barriers to going cashless other than the fact that people like cash, particularly in Ireland, we use more cash than most other countries and probably more coin than anywhere else.

    CIT costs and deposit charges are rising, banks don't want physical cash. Merchant fees are a deterrent to some businesses but they'll get over it eventually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    hardCopy wrote: »
    Devices that plug into smart phones already exist to take payments by credit card at car boots and market stalls. NFC payments from phone to phone will be in use before long with lower fees than credit cards.

    There are no real barriers to going cashless other than the fact that people like cash, particularly in Ireland, we use more cash than most other countries and probably more coin than anywhere else.

    CIT costs and deposit charges are rising, banks don't want physical cash. Merchant fees are a deterrent to some businesses but they'll get over it eventually.

    The fact that there are transaction fees at all is a massive problem. It could all be decentralised and free.

    If you have one massive company like paypal taking a cut out of every transaction or what have you then eventually they will own 100% of the money. Once their monopoly is secure they'll cut their staff level to the bare minimum and spend very little


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    eth0 wrote: »
    That reminds me, I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who...

    Was walking his dog in England one day and an Irish knacker came over to him and said "Fight ya for ya dog, boi. Ya win the fight ya get to keep the dog!".
    well, at least he's offering a choice of outcomes. wonder if the judge would see it that way?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    re cashless society. it's sort of a meaningless concept.

    the medium might change, (ie bytes instead of paper) but all the attendant issues will remain the same.


    (initially there will be some pluses and minuses but they'll balance out in time. money is an expression of something else, it is not inherently valuable (unless it's made of 100% gold :))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 776 ✭✭✭sellerbarry


    I suppose it would be a bit of hassle for the pensioners to get the hang of too.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    eth0 wrote: »

    The fact that there are transaction fees at all is a massive problem. It could all be decentralised and free.

    If you have one massive company like paypal taking a cut out of every transaction or what have you then eventually they will own 100% of the money. Once their monopoly is secure they'll cut their staff level to the bare minimum and spend very little

    The problem is finding someone to fund the infrastructure, payment processing is an international business now so there's no obvious reason for national governments to invest. Irish banks still charge mad money for international payments.

    I think if we do go fully cashless it'll be a long time from now but it'll soon be unusual to use cash. AIB already charge for every ATM withdrawal, making it cheaper to use a credit card day to day.

    Credit cards are currently inconvenient for small purchases because if the time taken to enter a PIN and wait for authorization, when Wave & Pay comes along you won't need to enter a PIN for every transaction. With better broadband speeds it should be possible to process PIN payments quicker as well.

    Cash is expensive to accept because it's hard to secure and transport and it takes time to count, it also had to be counted almost every time it changes hands.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭eth0


    hardCopy wrote: »
    The problem is finding someone to fund the infrastructure, payment processing is an international business now so there's no obvious reason for national governments to invest. Irish banks still charge mad money for international payments.

    I think if we do go fully cashless it'll be a long time from now but it'll soon be unusual to use cash. AIB already charge for every ATM withdrawal, making it cheaper to use a credit card day to day.

    Credit cards are currently inconvenient for small purchases because if the time taken to enter a PIN and wait for authorization, when Wave & Pay comes along you won't need to enter a PIN for every transaction. With better broadband speeds it should be possible to process PIN payments quicker as well.

    Cash is expensive to accept because it's hard to secure and transport and it takes time to count, it also had to be counted almost every time it changes hands.

    'wave and pay' is also terribly insecure. if the terminals are easy to get then a few well placed ones could be picking up cards and charging small amounts that would go unnoticed for quite a while.

    banks have been charging for atm withdrawals since the year dot. maybe there will be a successor to bitcoin or something that will run without dedicated infrastructure. it has to be possible but i don't think bitcoin the way it is will be it since theres a lot of problems with it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    eth0 wrote: »

    'wave and pay' is also terribly insecure. if the terminals are easy to get then a few well placed ones could be picking up cards and charging small amounts that would go unnoticed for quite a while.

    banks have been charging for atm withdrawals since the year dot. maybe there will be a successor to bitcoin or something that will run without dedicated infrastructure. it has to be possible but i don't think bitcoin the way it is will be it since theres a lot of problems with it

    The terminals themselves will probably be relatively easy to get, but you'd presumably need a valid merchant account to get connected to a payment processor and deduct payments.

    It'll be interesting to see if someone can come up with a way of picking pockets over the air.

    I haven't used bitcoin but it would need some way of handling face to face payments to take off in daily use.

    The banks have always charged for withdrawals but they always waved those charges for most customers, getting charged €20-€40 per quarter will be new to most people. Although they'll probably charge 20 cent a pop for Wave & Pay as well.


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  • Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm more of a tit man.

    Before he died, my oul granda sat me up on his knee and gave me some advice that I still remember 30 years later and that I'll take with me to the grave.

    Says he "Bizmuth, there's two types of men in this world. Ass men, and tit men. And we both know tit men aren't really men at all".

    His other piece of wisdom was "never trust a hippie".

    Wise man. Very misunderstood. Years before his time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Misleading thread title is misleading.

    Was working myself up for nothing.

    Very disappointed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭areyawell


    Bums can surivive on cans of dutch gold, rolling tobacco and the odd bit of craic/heroin here and there. If they get special stamps to purchase these everyday they will live to be 500


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Hersheys


    eth0 wrote: »

    Paying at car boot sales would be a fierce nuisance without cash
    There's an app for that nowadays! I was at a market & the guy had a sign up "accepts laser, credit card" so I paid with laser. A handy little thing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    antodeco wrote: »

    Which town? Borris-on-Ossory?
    Be it Dublin, Toomeyvara, or Limerick, a bum is a bum.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 100,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Will work for food


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