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An apology to the chemist sales person in Blackrock...

  • 16-10-2012 09:45PM
    #1
    Merrion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,436 ✭✭✭


    As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!


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  • #2
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Merrion wrote: »
    As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!

    and I suppose the cucumber in your bag was for lunch:rolleyes:


  • #3
    DipStick McSwindler
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  • #4
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Merrion wrote: »
    As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!
    So ......... another unfortunate who has read 50 Shades of Shite.


  • #5
    Outkast_IRE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,511 ✭✭✭Outkast_IRE


    What sort of a chemist stocks cable ties ?????? Are you sure you werent in a builders providers OP


  • #6
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Yes, I often find the local pharmacy has a fantastic range of cable ties.


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  • #7
    Merrion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,436 ✭✭✭Merrion


    WindSock wrote: »
    Yes, I often find the local pharmacy has a fantastic range of cable ties.

    Eh no - I brought the cable ties into the shop.


  • #8
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    So ......... another unfortunate who has read 50 Shades of Shite.


    Vaseline and cable ties eh? Might have a read through it after all, my wife bought it about a month ago and I took a quick flick through it, the word "panties" on nearly every second page put me right off, hate that word with a passion! The rest of the few pages I looked at were more comical than erotic, comical in a cringeworthy way, not actually even funny! :(

    OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:


  • #9
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    say_who_now? wrote: »
    Vaseline and cable ties eh? Might have a read through it after all, my wife bought it about a month ago and I took a quick flick through it, the word "panties" on nearly every second page put me right off, hate that word with a passion! The rest of the few pages I looked at were more comical than erotic, comical in a cringeworthy way, not actually even funny! :(

    OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:


    ..oh my!


  • #10
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids.


    Aww, I bent my wookie


  • #11
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    say_who_now? wrote: »
    Vaseline and cable ties eh? Might have a read through it after all, my wife bought it about a month ago and I took a quick flick through it, the word "panties" on nearly every second page put me right off, hate that word with a passion! The rest of the few pages I looked at were more comical than erotic, comical in a cringeworthy way, not actually even funny! :(

    OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:

    Yeah, it's all panties, my subconscious and inner goddess. Pretty dire tbh, stick with the neck tie and butter ;).


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  • #12
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    say_who_now? wrote: »
    .............

    OP next time save yourself a few quid- neck tie and a knob of butter, sorted! :eek:

    Thanks for the recession busting tip:pac:


  • #13
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Merrion wrote: »
    As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!
    Why would you need special cable-ties to carry vaseline? I know it's slippery stuff, but... I must have missed that episode of Dragons den. I bet it's a Gavin Duffy product.


  • #14
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    Pottler wrote: »
    Why would you need special cable-ties to carry vaseline? I know it's slippery stuff, but... I must have missed that episode of Dragons den. I bet it's a Gavin Duffy product.


    Actually if I remember correctly, they were called wrap straps, and James Kahn got there before Gavin-





    They should be called crap straps btw, tried to use one as a cock ring, it kept snapping! :(


  • #15
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    Boombastic wrote: »

    Thanks for the recession busting tip:pac:


    Full of nut recession busting tips me! ;)

    Male version of Martha Stewart! :pac:


  • #16
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    say_who_now? wrote: »
    Full of nut recession busting tips me! ;)
    Male version of Martha Stewart! :pac:

    Be careful though, you don't end up sautéd, although you could cook a post coitus egg and save on the fuel:D


  • #17
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Just tell me again, why was the pharmacy selling cable ties and cucumbers?? And what bizare sex-games were you planning??? We need details, and preferably pics, but diagrams at a pinch. Thx.


  • #18
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    Boombastic wrote: »

    Be careful though, you don't end up sautéd, although you could cook a post coitus egg and save on the fuel:D

    An egg-cellent idea! *groan* :p


    Ohh the puns they do get worse,
    When throwing your sausage in a skin purse! :eek:


    I'd better leave before I get kicked out! :pac:


  • #19
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    say_who_now? wrote: »
    An egg-cellent idea! *groan* :p


    Ohh the puns they do get worse,
    When throwing your sausage in a skin purse! :eek:


    I'd better leave before I get kicked out! :pac:
    You forgot those afternoon pills, didn't you? Take off the trench coat and relax :p.


  • #20
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Merrion wrote: »
    As I was waiting in line to purchase Vaseline carrying cable ties in my hand I probably should have pointed out ... THESE WERE UNRELATED PURCHASES!
    we know, one was a lube, the other a restraint. Totally unrelated. Silly to make that mistake really.:D Sure if you tried to tie someone up with vaseline, they'd slip out no bother.


  • #21
    Jonty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭Jonty


    IrishFeeney92 wrote: »
    Jesus Merrion Joseph....Down with that sort of thing!!

    It's Jesus, Mary and Joseph! not Jesus Merrion Joseph!


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  • #22
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    WTF does Vaseline have to do with cable ties and why would someone working in a chemist give a toss what you're buying?


  • #23
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Jonty wrote: »
    It's Jesus, Mary and Joseph! not Jesus Merrion Joseph!
    Not in D4 it's not.


  • #24
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    phasers wrote: »
    WTF does Vaseline have to do with cable ties and why would someone working in a chemist give a toss what you're buying?

    I think that's the OP's problem, she didn't give him the toss:D


  • #25
    say_who_now?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 925 ✭✭✭say_who_now?


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    You forgot those afternoon pills, didn't you? Take off the trench coat and relax :p.


    I keep them under my tongue when I'm licking my eyebrows :p


  • #26
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Looks like someones going to Mount Merrion.


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