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For the laugh..
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15-10-2012 11:49AM#1Early this morning I got a txt off some strangers number at 4 in the morn saying:
"Hey emy how are u, Trevor here, sorry for only txtin Iv only free txts and said I'd give u a txt.I think your beautiful lookin, I'm 26, pretty good lookin and would love to meet up with u if your interested, hope to hear back x
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Scared the shíte out of me first of all because I had a mad weekend and thought that I had gone completely aWall, but my names Dylan so I'm safe in that department! Loved how he desscribed himself as "Pretty good lookin"
I should prob txt back n tell him he has the wrong number but the fecker woke me up, had work this morning so I'm a pissed off! Thinkin of getting a friend to ring him just to go along with it for the laugh...or is that a but evil?2
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If he had to describe himself, me thinks your number is either very similar to this "Emy" person's, or its been put on a fake dating site profile, which means this could become a regular occurance/annoyance for you...
In any event, wind him up for a few hours but tell him before today is out 0 -
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If he had to describe himself, me thinks your number is either very similar to this "Emy" person's, or its been put on a fake dating site profile, which means this could become a regular occurance/annoyance for you...
In any event, wind him up for a few hours but tell him before today is out
The weird thing about all this is that I work with an Emy and a Trevor, except Trevor is faaar from 26 haha.
Yeh was thinkin that but then again I would have prob got more txts!0 -
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How much did he pay you?
This'll show up how clueless I am about paying for sex, but I think my rate was €75 for an hour and €120 from 2AM to 9AM.
Looking back, wft I was going to be doing for 7 hours? Things could've quickly turned very kinky in that amount of time
He was actually showing some bit of interest too :P0 -
DyldeBrill wrote: »The weird thing about all this is that I work with an Emy and a Trevor, except Trevor is faaar from 26 haha.
Yeh was thinkin that but then again I would have prob got more txts!
Ah, a roundabout way of getting you into a threesome. He just didn't want to ask you directly because that would have been the awkward way to do it
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DyldeBrill wrote: »"Hey emy how are u, Trevor here, sorry for only txtin Iv only free txts and said I'd give u a txt.I think your beautiful lookin, I'm 26, pretty good lookin and would love to meet up with u if your interested, hope to hear back x "
Trevor really knows how to make a girl feel special.0 -
DyldeBrill wrote: »"Hey emy how are u, Trevor here, sorry for only txtin Iv only free txts and said I'd give u a txt.I think your beautiful lookin, I'm 26, pretty good lookin and would love to meet up with u if your interested, hope to hear back x "
Here's my psychological profile of the parties involved just from that text.
Trevor, an egotistical self-centred "so-good-looking-in-his-own-mirror-he-tells-people-about-it" lad tries to pick up a girl with a "free text". His cheapness probably carries over in real life too and he probably would invite her on a dinner date to his local Tesco on a Saturday afternoon to pick up the freebies that are given out at promotional stands. Trevor, a 26 year old, by his own admission using "x" at the end of his text has been into beastiality for at least 3 years.
Emy, is a made up name and was given to Trevor in a nightclub as she seen through his "I'm so handsome" facade and probably glimpsed the true nature of his perversion when he took out his dusty wallet to "buy" a drink and she seen all the pictures of dogs and kangaroos in there. She gave a false mobile number too which just so happened to be the OP's.
Send back a text OP to arrange to meet up somewhere, tell him to wear a red rose in his lapel then photograph him and put it up here. We'll be the judge of his handsomeness.0 -
Here's my psychological profile of the parties involved just from that text.
Trevor, an egotistical self-centred "so-good-looking-in-his-own-mirror-he-tells-people-about-it" lad tries to pick up a girl with a "free text". His cheapness probably carries over in real life too and he probably would invite her on a dinner date to his local Tesco on a Saturday afternoon to pick up the freebies that are given out at promotional stands. Trevor, a 26 year old, by his own admission using "x" at the end of his text has been into beastiality for at least 3 years.
Emy, is a made up name and was given to Trevor in a nightclub as she seen through his "I'm so handsome" facade and probably glimpsed the true nature of his perversion when he took out his dusty wallet to "buy" a drink and she seen all the pictures of dogs and kangaroos in there. She gave a false mobile number too which just so happened to be the OP's.
Send back a text OP to arrange to meet up somewhere, tell him to wear a red rose in his lapel then photograph him and put it up here. We'll be the judge of his handsomeness.
Theres nothing more that I'd love than to pick a random place like the top of some mountain and have him wait there until I've arrived(which is never). Just have to get past feeling sorry for this eejit when no on turns up....could really effect this lads self esteem!:pac:0 -
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Ok so I replied...
" Hi Trevor! Sorry taking so long to wb, just been soo tired.So glad to hear from you and I'm flattered that you'd think I'm beautiful.....soo sweet of you I would love to meet up with you of course, but would prefer to do this at night time if thats ok? I live in Carraroe County Galway and know a great spot for a few drinks...Interested?"
If he buys this, he's gonna end up in the back arse of no where!0
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