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What's the biggest crime you will openly admit to on here?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭Totofan99


    I was in the AA there for a while, and the insurance was very expensive. I had to crash the car just to get the money back, ya know? And they had witnesses who said they'd seen me steer it towards the wall, ya know? There was talk of me going to jail for a while!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 confusedlad


    I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Pulsating Star


    It started when I first voted for Fianna Fail which almost inevitably led to my later collecting the dole. Add this to the fact I used some of said dole money to buy ciggies....past redemption I am :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    token101 wrote: »
    If public urination was a crime that cops actually cared about I'd be one of those guys with 95 convictions.

    that a crime or public service ..

    thinly veiled "street cleaning" provision


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 Damathon111


    Spent a night Garda station for being drunk and disorderly. Never be cheeky to a Garda, they always win.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 Damathon111


    Also, anyone here who has ever voted for Sinn Fein or the Socialist Party should be considered genocidal maniacs which is a crime on par with the Holocaust.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭SpannerMonkey


    robbed a bar of chocolate when i was 7,the shop keeper saw me but said nothing because the mother was a regular , when i got home i offered my younger sister some

    she ratted on me and the mother bate me round the house for the rest of the evening , most expensive bar of chocolate i ever bought :rolleyes: ,

    although i never stole anything again , if i was told i was very naughty and put in the naughty chair i would have done it again the next day :p. the mother did the right thing .

    MORAL of the story , never tell you sister anything case they will always rat you out :p
    and
    this bull of ya cant slap your child is what has the world in the state its in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Also, anyone here who has ever voted for Sinn Fein or the Socialist Party should be considered genocidal maniacs which is a crime on par with the Holocaust.
    Heard it first here folks: voting for the socialist party is the same as being Hermann Goering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    I've typed in a few things and then deleted them again.

    I'm saying nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭pawrick


    I stole a wheelbarrow full of corn on the cob from a field.

    I stole a kitten (stuffed it up my jumper, no harm done - I was a child and owner let me keep it after)

    I sat in the middle of a road in protest once - I didn't know what it was for just joined when I saw other people there as I was going to the shop. Guards came a few mins later and started lifting people so I left and got my milk.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 Damathon111


    Madam_X wrote: »
    Heard it first here folks: voting for the socialist party is the same as being Hermann Goering.

    Indeed it is, my personal stalker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    I let the dogs out...


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    I used to live in Singapore. I used to spit a bit and also I used to jaywalk. Never caught though so...


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