Mensa Word Play Masters - Funny New Words

yeahimhere · 07-10-2012 11:36AM #1

Apparently this has been around for years but I was only introduced to it recently!

"A game whereby you take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition."
My favourite new one supplied by a colleague:

poocrastination (N): When you really need to do a number 2 but too lazy to get out of bed.

So clever word-smiths of AH, can you come up with any better ones?

Here's the list of current ones: http://washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.

TheBody · 07-10-2012 11:45AM

Shank: When you have a sh1t and a **** at the same time.

Oranage2 · 07-10-2012 11:47AM

Funney - when a horse laughs

senorwipesalot · 07-10-2012 11:51AM

Cuntybollix:An Irish ladyboy

Oscillator:A connemara man who eats donkeys

yeahimhere · 07-10-2012 11:52AM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Funney - when a horse laughs

I'm more than likely just being a 'tard, but what was the original word you changed?

Grayson · 07-10-2012 11:56AM

yeahimhere wrote: »

Apparently this has been around for years but I was only introduced to it recently!

"A game whereby you take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition."
My favourite new one supplied by a colleague:

poocrastination (N): When you really need to do a number 2 but too lazy to get out of bed.

So clever word-smiths of AH, can you come up with any better ones?

Here's the list of current ones: http://washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/

I'd imagine that means staying in the toilet too long because you can't be bothered going back to your desk.

cloptrop · 07-10-2012 11:57AM

Barse .....bit between balls and arse .
Striking an agreemant .......agreeing with a man over a woman because he is a man.

Grayson · 07-10-2012 11:58AM

Smutten: Like smitten, but a little bit dirty.

Oranage2 · 07-10-2012 12:10PM

yeahimhere wrote: »

I'm more than likely just being a 'tard, but what was the original word you changed?

Funny - don't worry it was stupid i don't know why i wrote it

The Clown Man · 07-10-2012 12:14PM

Clognition: the resulting understanding or perception of a concept left behind when a person, through intellectual deficiencies, just doesn't get it.

The Clown Man · 07-10-2012 12:34PM

Hintellectual: someone who could be smart, but its hard to tell.

bnt · 07-10-2012 03:03PM

Excercist: someone who works out his demons at the gym.

Incandescent: rolling down a hill, in a barrel, on fire.

jeepers101 · 07-10-2012 03:07PM

Hanger: Hunger resulting in anger

bnt · 07-10-2012 03:09PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

Funny - don't worry it was stupid i don't know why i wrote it

I think it might have been funnier if spelt "funneigh".

Rigol · 07-10-2012 03:33PM

Effeminhet .... camp hetrosexual.

longshanks · 07-10-2012 03:45PM

Macturbation. The act of pleasuring yourself by owning and talking (endlessly) about Apple products.

Micky Dolenz · 07-10-2012 03:51PM

Sexercise: my new get fit program.

Mensa Word Play Masters - Funny New Words

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