What are your favourite lines from films?

AskMyChocolate · 07-10-2012 08:46AM #1

"Hello. We've come on holiday by mistake. Are you the farmer?"

"Stop asking him that Withnail. Of course he's the fcuking farmer."

So, AHers, any other pearls?

im invisible · 07-10-2012 08:52AM

You want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall!

a very cool kid · 07-10-2012 08:55AM

Ladies and gentlemen? Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for visiting with us this evening. Now, I've traveled across half our state to be here and to see about this land. Now, I daresay some of you might have heard some of the more extravagant rumors about what my plans are; I just thought you'd like to hear it from me. This is the face. There's no great mystery. I'm an oilman, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per day. I like to think of myself as an oilman. As an oilman, I hope that you'll forgive just good old fashioned plain-speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise- I work side by side with my wonderful son, H.W.- I think one or two of you might have met him already. And I encourage my men to bring their families, as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children. Children means education. So wherever we set up camp, education is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in Little Boston. These children are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of things. Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this - bread. Let's talk about bread. Now to my mind, its an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a loaf of bread as a luxury. We're going to dig water wells here. Water wells means irrigation, irrigation means cultivation. We're going to raise crops here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more grain than you'll know what to do with. Bread will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am. New roads. Agriculture. Employment, education. These are just a few of the things we can offer you, and I assure you ladies and gentlemen, that if we do find oil here, and I think there's a very good chance that we will, this community of yours will not only survive, it will flourish.

kupus · 07-10-2012 08:56AM

Pulp fiction and nearly 20 years after seeing it first it still gives me goosebumps when I think of it....

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

MagicSean · 07-10-2012 09:01AM

I found the latest string of Batman movies to have excellent scripts for the bad guys and were amazingly acted. The Joker in particular had some great lines.

Standard Toaster · 07-10-2012 09:01AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsjjNcIJQas

munster87 · 07-10-2012 09:02AM

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Ghandee · 07-10-2012 09:03AM

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Scanlas The 2nd · 07-10-2012 09:05AM

One thing I love doing is sneaking quotes into everyday conversation.

"Theatricality and deception are powerful agents... to the uninitiated...but we are initiated...aren't we"

daithieoghan · 07-10-2012 09:06AM

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti.

MagicSean · 07-10-2012 09:10AM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

One thing I love doing is sneaking quotes into everyday conversation.

"Theatricality and deception are powerful agents... to the uninitiated...but we are initiated...aren't we"

"It will be extremely painful"

"You're a big guy"

"For you"

a very cool kid · 07-10-2012 09:13AM

" Why didn't you just... kill me? "

"You don't fear death... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe."

"Torture? "

"Yes. But not of your body... Of your soul."

"Where am I? "

"Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die. "

Nulty · 07-10-2012 09:13AM

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Muckie · 07-10-2012 09:13AM

Clint at his finest

Dirty Harry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc

Go ahead Punk, make my day!

Heart Break Ridge

Cluster F*ck.....sums up alot of situations nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDSdO87Lg8c

Snowie · 07-10-2012 09:16AM

You're born, you take ****. You get out in the world, you take more ****. You climb a little higher, you take less ****. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what **** even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

mattjack · 07-10-2012 09:21AM

'Hello.I'm Forrest.Forrest Gump.'

Abi · 07-10-2012 09:23AM

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh1t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

mattjack · 07-10-2012 09:25AM

Abi, you sound like an interesting lady.

Ghandee · 07-10-2012 09:26AM

Abi seems to have thought that through to carefully for my liking.

/hides under duvet.

PirateShampoo · 07-10-2012 09:27AM

"Stick it in my ass"

From Attack that Ass III

Abi · 07-10-2012 09:28AM

mattjack wrote: »

Abi, you sound like an interesting lady.

Ghandee wrote: »

Abi seems to have thought that through to carefully for my liking.

/hides under duvet.

I use parts of that in my day to day banter :pac:

Love that film.

ryathoe · 07-10-2012 09:29AM

From The Matrix:
Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, cause Kansas is goin bye bye.

DonLimon · 07-10-2012 09:32AM

I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

Creepy as hell but a really great twist.

Splendour · 07-10-2012 09:32AM

''Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...''

bgrizzley · 07-10-2012 09:33AM

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk"

astonaidan · 07-10-2012 09:34AM

I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!