What are your favourite lines from films?

AskMyChocolate

"Hello. We've come on holiday by mistake. Are you the farmer?"

"Stop asking him that Withnail. Of course he's the fcuking farmer."

So, AHers, any other pearls?

im invisible

You want me on that wall! You NEED me on that wall!

a very cool kid

Ladies and gentlemen? Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for visiting with us this evening. Now, I've traveled across half our state to be here and to see about this land. Now, I daresay some of you might have heard some of the more extravagant rumors about what my plans are; I just thought you'd like to hear it from me. This is the face. There's no great mystery. I'm an oilman, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this state. I have many wells flowing at many thousand barrels per day. I like to think of myself as an oilman. As an oilman, I hope that you'll forgive just good old fashioned plain-speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise- I work side by side with my wonderful son, H.W.- I think one or two of you might have met him already. And I encourage my men to bring their families, as well. Of course it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life for them. Family means children. Children means education. So wherever we set up camp, education is a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. So let's build a wonderful school in Little Boston. These children are the future that we strive for and so they should have the very best of things. Now something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this - bread. Let's talk about bread. Now to my mind, its an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent country of ours should have to look upon a loaf of bread as a luxury. We're going to dig water wells here. Water wells means irrigation, irrigation means cultivation. We're going to raise crops here where before it just simply was impossible. You're going to have more grain than you'll know what to do with. Bread will be coming right out of your ears, ma'am. New roads. Agriculture. Employment, education. These are just a few of the things we can offer you, and I assure you ladies and gentlemen, that if we do find oil here, and I think there's a very good chance that we will, this community of yours will not only survive, it will flourish.

kupus

Pulp fiction and nearly 20 years after seeing it first it still gives me goosebumps when I think of it....

There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

MagicSean

I found the latest string of Batman movies to have excellent scripts for the bad guys and were amazingly acted. The Joker in particular had some great lines.

Standard Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsjjNcIJQas

munster87

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Ghandee

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Scanlas The 2nd

One thing I love doing is sneaking quotes into everyday conversation.

"Theatricality and deception are powerful agents... to the uninitiated...but we are initiated...aren't we"

daithieoghan

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti.

MagicSean

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

One thing I love doing is sneaking quotes into everyday conversation.

"Theatricality and deception are powerful agents... to the uninitiated...but we are initiated...aren't we"

"It will be extremely painful"

"You're a big guy"

"For you"

a very cool kid

" Why didn't you just... kill me? "

"You don't fear death... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe."

"Torture? "

"Yes. But not of your body... Of your soul."

"Where am I? "

"Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die. "

Nulty

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Muckie

Clint at his finest

Dirty Harry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc

Go ahead Punk, make my day!

Heart Break Ridge

Cluster F*ck.....sums up alot of situations nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDSdO87Lg8c

Snowie

You're born, you take ****. You get out in the world, you take more ****. You climb a little higher, you take less ****. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what **** even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

mattjack

'Hello.I'm Forrest.Forrest Gump.'

Abi

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh1t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

mattjack

Abi, you sound like an interesting lady.

Ghandee

Abi seems to have thought that through to carefully for my liking.


/hides under duvet.

PirateShampoo

"Stick it in my ass"

From Attack that Ass III

Abi

mattjack wrote: »

Abi, you sound like an interesting lady.

Ghandee wrote: »

Abi seems to have thought that through to carefully for my liking.


/hides under duvet.

I use parts of that in my day to day banter :pac:


Love that film.

ryathoe

From The Matrix:
Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, cause Kansas is goin bye bye.

DonLimon

I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

Creepy as hell but a really great twist.

Splendour

''Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...''

bgrizzley

"If you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk"

astonaidan

I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!

ruthloss

Vera in Dolores Claiborne.

"Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has".

Truman Burbank

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is".

Back9bandit

Put the bunny back in the box

nudger

" So I hear your a farmer, well here's a couple of acres for you"

westies4ever

Brad Pitt as Floyd in True Romance:

'get some beer.....and some cleaning products'.

Back9bandit

Cyrus the Virus: Thanks Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.
Cameron Poe: "Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.
Cyrus: You know what my daddy taught me?
Poe: What's that?
Cyrus: Nothin'.

Poe: Self-educated man.

Back9bandit

Cameron Poe: If this thing goes bad, Larkin, I don't think my daughter will... understand. If you speak to my wife again, you tell her: that I love her. She's my hummin'bird. But, I couldn't leave a fallen man behind. You'll do that for me, won't you, Larkin?
Vince Larkin: Sure, I will. What are you gonna do for me?
Cameron Poe: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day!

Shryke

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Ghandee

Back9bandit wrote: »

Put the bunny back in the box

Back9bandit wrote: »

Cyrus the Virus: Thanks Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.
Cameron Poe: "Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.
Cyrus: You know what my daddy taught me?
Poe: What's that?
Cyrus: Nothin'.

Poe: Self-educated man.

Back9bandit wrote: »

Cameron Poe: If this thing goes bad, Larkin, I don't think my daughter will... understand. If you speak to my wife again, you tell her: that I love her. She's my hummin'bird. But, I couldn't leave a fallen man behind. You'll do that for me, won't you, Larkin? Vince Larkin: Sure, I will. What are you gonna do for me? Cameron Poe: What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day!

You should watch con air some time, judging by your posts, id say you'd enjoy that movie :pac:

MadPatrick

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

inmyday

"You stupid ****ing cnut"

Al Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross.

BattleCorp

From the film "True Romance".

It's better to have a gun and not need one, than to need a gun and not have one.

Michael 09

@ averycoolkid - I just watched that for the first time on Friday! Great speech.

Mine is 'the ****s chess, it ain't checkers'
Denzel in training day

ted1

Have you ever danced with devil in the pale moon light..from batman.

You ten thirty, tou ten forty five and bring a friend- sheriff of Nottingham talking to hoes in the corridor.

You, your still dangerous, you can be my wing man anytime...... Bull****... You can be mine. Topgun.

If he dies, he dies, - rocky.

I just saw Imelda Quirks ass coming down the ladder. The commitments.

Jesus sent him....on a ****1ng suzuki?- the commitments

ted1

Do you want answers?
I want the truth.
You can't handle the truth.

Tigger

Chopper: Beethoven had his critics too, Keithy, see if you can name three of them.



Chopper: Look. The blokes been me best mate since 1975. Weve had our fallouts from time to time, its no big deal. Yknow, its like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya dont get upset. Ya dont get angry, ya go, "****, mums stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital."



And finally


Chopper: Im just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.

Grayson

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Probably the most quotable film ever.

Tigger

Michael Peterson/Charles Bronson: Alright...I've got a librarian in here and he's in a lot of trouble.

shar01

"Bull" McCabe: "Go on father, go on. Lock the gates to God's house. Sure they were locked at the time of the Famine too. No priest died the time of the Famine, only poor people like us".

Ando's Saggy Bottom

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing. And a good thing never dies."

Shawshank.

GodsWallet

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

The Third Man.

HankScorpio42

"I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."

Alan Rickman in Michael Collins.

rednik

Never mind that sh*t,here's Mongo.

Funglegunk

"I like to dissect girls. Did you know I am utterly insane?"

One of my favourite films.

jugger0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z543bcpuxDA