Let's go into Dublin City Center with an iPhone and get mugged!

spurious · 05-10-2012 07:30PM

My mother has a 3310 - no-one has ever stolen it.

cloptrop · 05-10-2012 07:38PM

There should be an iphone app where a chainsaw comes out your phone.

mr bungle. · 05-10-2012 07:47PM

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Is it only in Dublin this happens?

no .it happened to my cousin in cork city during the summer.he walked out of a pub on the phone.he got a bottle smashed over the back of his head and phone nicked

petersburg2002 · 05-10-2012 07:49PM

People dont go around town openly flashing their fancy laptops in the open. So why the hell do people go around flashing their 500euro Iphones. Of course people should be entitled to go around town without being mugged. But in these tough times it's just asking for trouble.

U_Fig · 05-10-2012 07:52PM

i know with iPhone there is a tracking method that if the phone's ever turned on again it will send a location to the person... also it'll wipe itself...but i heard of a case it was prototype at a conference i was at last year...that when activated put a charge through the iPhone case enough to immobilize the person holding it.. it was activated by a little thing you place on a key ring/belt

kind of a step up on

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/iphone-transformed-into-650000-volt-stun-gun-shocking-50008635/

sock puppet · 05-10-2012 08:00PM

1210m5g wrote: »

Insure it, back up all your info and stop worrying about what might happen your phone.

Yep. Don't know why anyone worries about it unless they've been mugged previously. Dublin is perfectly safe to walk around.

Rigol · 05-10-2012 08:28PM

EdanHewittt wrote: »

Too much emphasis on the lone-skobe. Very rarely happens that way.

It's these wolf-packs you see walking past you that give me the nerves.

I suppose in some sense, you are right. But when I said electronic goods, I meant things you carry on your person. Cars have alarms and such that deter theft.

That said, there must be a market for phone-theft deterrent devices, where you ring the phone after its been robbed, and it mangles the circuitry and makes it unusable. (Even if you bring it to a dodgy "phone unlocking" place that makes stolen phones workable again) - it still wont work.

*Dragon's Den Idea*

c4 rigged to an integrated hidden second sim-card. time and date of all calls are texted to a secondary phone under normal use conditions.
Upon theft the secondary phone is retrieved and carried on a vibrate setting. a text will appear upon 1st use of your stolen phone from the integrated hidden second sim alerting you to the use of your stolen phone.
at this point you return a text to the second sim, the circuitry is rigged to activate only upon receipt of a specific code. the c4 will explode causing instant death to the thief due to massive injury to the ear/head area of the skull.
The evidence will be destroyed in the explosion along with his jumbo breakfast roll. The st pats game will be rescheduled after stadium repairs.

(c4 acquisition and electronic rigging may be many times the value of the phone but you're guaranteed not to get caught, also your dealers and suppliers names and numbers will be prevented from falling into the hands of the cartel)

(a cheaper gps triangulating system is also available but this option would probably require purchase of a non-registered high powered rifle or silenced firearm, i have supplier details for an additional price)

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 05-10-2012 08:43PM

Biggins wrote: »

A wise head is all thats really needed.

There may be things you can do to look like a less juicy target than the next guy, but it's still a lottery. You can be mugged on a crowded street in broad daylight very easily. There's a tendency for people to think just because they haven't yet encountered the wallet inspector, that they're doing something right, which makes them immune. Which is why it's always shocking when it happens to you.

I think it's just victim-blaming and deflection to put out an article like this. The people who got robbed were just unlucky. And thanks to the justice system that won't deal with scumbags properly, we're all playing this reverse-lottery of who'll get mugged/burgled/assaulted next. But we'll let ourselves be placated by the "Top 10 Ways To Avoid Being A Victim Of Crime", as if crime only happens to careless people, and as if we have a choice. Because the thought that any one of us could be next is too daunting.

Rigol · 05-10-2012 08:51PM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

And thanks to the justice system that won't deal with scumbags properly,

exactly, and thats why my solution makes sense.

zenno · 06-10-2012 12:59AM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

And you can tell in say... the middle of a busy street with upwards of 40 people, exactly who is and who is not a thief by eyesight alone?

To answer your question...yes After spending years of my life looking at how things are done I can see the lesser equation of life called scumbag from a mile away, and i'm serious, street-wise.

zenno · 06-10-2012 01:02AM

Pottler wrote: »

As they stomp you and rob your phone, just roar out "Ahh Leave ih out!" Loudly. Have a friend handy to video it. You will become an instant internet sensation and can then go buy lots more smartyphones. Problem solved.

LOL... i hear ye...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3zTuAPx5CY

kirving · 06-10-2012 01:10AM

Mobile Phone insurance is completely stupid. You pay up to €100 per year for insurance, plus a decent excess of ~€50 if your phone actually is stolen. If you look at the risk, it's not worth the money. Not even if you have a ridiculously overpriced iPhone 5. Put it on your house insurance if it's not covered by default.

I'm quite careful with my things, so I've never lost a phone, but I take it wherever the f I wan't and I don't worry about it getting stolen. In reality, the risk of it being stolen is tiny.

Hilly Bill · 06-10-2012 01:32AM

The guards caught a gang who was stealing these phones last week. They got it all on cctv. It was around the city centre. What they did was either grab a phone and run or surround someone and beat them up and steal the phone.
They sell the phones as quick as they snatch them, there are a couple of late night shops that buy the stolen phones for €50 , guards have them on cctv as well buying them.

Tombi! · 06-10-2012 02:00AM

zenno wrote: »

To answer your question...yes After spending years of my life looking at how things are done I can see the lesser equation of life called scumbag from a mile away, and i'm serious, street-wise.

Anyone can spot a stereotypical scumbag. I'm talking about a thief.

Wee Willy Harris · 06-10-2012 02:31AM

I don't have one

I feel left out..

should I go and steal one. will this iPod touch do

zenno · 06-10-2012 05:49AM

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Anyone can spot a stereotypical scumbag. I'm talking about a thief.

The more cunning of the thief/clan situation is the same of what i already said imo.

Did you ever feel that you are being watched or looked at as you were doing your own thing in a busy area ? that feeling when you know you are being watched but you don't know what person is watching you but you can feel it?

We all get it now and again and it's called instinct. It's natural to many a folk, but not to others because they are not fully aware of their surroundings and are stupefied and unresponsive to these natural human instincts.

IvySlayer · 06-10-2012 07:04AM

My phone is crap so no-one will steal it.

Be careful of people asking you the time, if they think you don't have a watch they'll see where you took the phone from and where you put it!!

IvySlayer · 06-10-2012 07:08AM

spurious wrote: »

My mother has a 3310 - no-one has ever stolen it.

Cleer, bash them over the head with it! There are some phone covers you can buy to make your fancy phone look old!

EdanHewittt · 06-10-2012 07:48PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

There are some phone covers you can buy to make your fancy phone look old!

Need an iPhone one of these:

http://f.cl.ly/items/1n2q3N1e1W3q2f1x1t0g/ipod_walkman_disguise1.jpg

dMaN24 · 06-10-2012 07:55PM

A friend got robbed around Summerhill (here in Dublin) yesterday.
They didn't hurt her, but i'd still like to hurt them.

The Davestator · 06-10-2012 08:15PM

How are you supposed to check in on Facebook to tell lots of virtual strangers how awesome a time you're having if you don't have your smart phone with you?

Sofiztikated · 06-10-2012 08:41PM

Have an app on my SGS2 that can remotely turn on the GPS, even if the sim is switched. Track where the phone is.

While noone likes to be mugged, or blame the victim, but in all honesty, a little bit of sense can go a long way.

If you are using your phone, while walking along, hold it on the side closest to the wall, and walk that bit tighter to a wall. Leaves less room for someone on a bike to fit through. If they do, the slightest little push may knock them into the wall, or at least put them off balance.

Don't be completely oblivious to your surroundings.

Handsfree/bluetooth mother****er, use it.

Don't just leave your phone sitting out on a table, if in a coffee shop or whatever.

funk-you · 06-10-2012 09:07PM

Just spit more OP. It will make them think you're one of them and you'll be invisible to their eyes.

-Funk

Internet Hero · 06-10-2012 09:17PM

I dont know if the fact that im a stack 6 4 strong fella but i play tetris on my iphone 4 while walking around town and i never once felt like i was in danger of having it stolen nor have i had anyone make any shapes at knicking it. i think this is overblown or else it is only vulnerable small lads or girls that are having there phones nicked. dublin is safe i have never had any trouble here ever, not a single thing

Let's go into Dublin City Center with an iPhone and get mugged!

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