Ghost Sex....who would you torment?

Matt_Trakker · 03-10-2012 01:57PM #1

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

admiralofthefleet · 03-10-2012 02:00PM

Lady gaga

podgemonster · 03-10-2012 02:01PM

Well Kesha if I'm going to be getting that type of action from it....

davet82 · 03-10-2012 02:01PM

anybody that does ghost hunters type tv, only when there is no camera around though

Where To · 03-10-2012 02:02PM

Not for sex but I would torment the **** out of Rick Moranis.

ballsymchugh · 03-10-2012 02:05PM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something

Roman Polanski

FatherLen · 03-10-2012 02:08PM

sex?
with a ghost?

there is no facepalm image strong enough to describe how much an idiot she is.

ejmaztec · 03-10-2012 02:08PM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

He's always been insane.

harvester of sorrow · 03-10-2012 02:09PM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

Yore ma?;)

Where To · 03-10-2012 02:10PM

I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news.

castletownman · 03-10-2012 02:11PM

I'd ghoul the sh1t out of Zooey Deschanel.

And yes that is an euphenism

Madam Marie · 03-10-2012 02:13PM

Herein lies the danger of brushing ones teeth with Jack Daniels.

Conall Cernach · 03-10-2012 02:13PM

davet82 wrote: »

anybody that does ghost hunters type tv, only when there is no camera around though

Derek Ackorah would be legendary. Tell him some true stuff and then when he gets the cameras in start making **** up.

bilston · 03-10-2012 02:14PM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

I don't know who she is nor do I really care, but couldn't the ghost have done a bit better than that?

Anyways, if I was a ghost I don't think I'd force myself on any women...but I would torment the **** outta some people. I'd target Woody Allen and drive him insane, coz he's a sick pervert who never got his comeuppance, Jimmy Saville too & that Polish director who rode a kid....can't think of his name, Polanczik or something . If some old bosses out lived me they'd probably be in for a bit of midnight furniture re-arrangment & some other general gallivanting, I'd be forever moving stuff about on people when they left the room.

Who would you torment if you became a ghost?

You'd be wasting your time trying to scare Jimmy Saville since he's a ghost himself...or just dead...

wandatowell · 03-10-2012 02:19PM

So anyway Ke$ha is a fupping idiot.

Ke$ha wrote: »

"The theme of this record is magic. I went on a spirit journey by myself. No security guard. No managers. I just went around the world and lived on a boat," she explained. "I was in Africa rehabilitating baby lions. I went diving with great white sharks, and just went on this crazy spirit quest. I got hypnotized, and I just really wanted this record to be really positive, really raw, really vulnerable and about the magic of life.

Funglegunk · 03-10-2012 02:29PM

I'd torment the creators of this Thomas the Tank Engine episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKUNWUkLLk

I was a quivering wreck for days after watching it.

rgmmg · 03-10-2012 02:31PM

Whoopi Goldberg

michellie · 03-10-2012 02:31PM

Channing Tatum ..... For obvious reasons

4zn76tysfajdxp · 03-10-2012 02:35PM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Jimmy Saville too

I doubt ghosts can torment dead people.

Matt_Trakker · 03-10-2012 02:35PM

bilston wrote: »

You'd be wasting your time trying to scare Jimmy Saville since he's a ghost himself...or just dead...

He's dead?
*quick google

Oh yea, ah well someone else so.
Maggie Thatcher.

Seedy Arling · 03-10-2012 02:50PM

It'd probably be Charlize Theron. But i'd just hide behind the curtains whacking off. Makes no change from living.

cruiser178 · 03-10-2012 03:01PM

Judge Judy, i've a gavel right here she can bang on.

Rhyme · 03-10-2012 03:20PM

That ghost should get himself checked out, who knows what he could have caught from her.

also, ghost blowjob.

Chuck Stone · 03-10-2012 03:26PM

I'd touch the bums of the Cheeky Girls if I could get over my shyness.

geeky · 03-10-2012 03:27PM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

So apparently Ke$ha Wanted to sell a record with a wacky story and at least came up with something more creative than a celeb romance/breakup.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html?utm_hp_ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment

FYP

In answer to the question, there's a rotating cast of enemies in mind. But I'd spend a few days terrorising Mary Harney pretending to be the people who died because of her incompetence/corruption.

working fool · 03-10-2012 03:41PM

One of the cheeky girls
Just one mind .
Edward yeah Edward

03-10-2012 06:04PM

She's not going to get pregnant and claim it was the Holy Ghost, is she?

Capt'n Midnight · 04-10-2012 02:36PM

Probably going a little off topic but

does anyone know the best way to wash a white sheet ?

FatherLen · 04-10-2012 02:41PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

a little off topic

:eek:

Where To · 04-10-2012 02:44PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Probably going a little off topic but

does anyone know the best way to wash a white sheet ?

Whitewash them.

Ghost Sex....who would you torment?

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