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Guinness n' Rollies 2: Off Topic Chat Thread
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KamiKazeKitten wrote: »
Suspicious... Pfft, I'm suspicious of you being suspicious about being suspicious about my suspicious tale.0 -
KamiKazeKitten wrote: »Kinda same idea as Lemsip but stronger!
Apparently...
No it's not - Lemsip has stufdf in it to make you better - not just hot lemon!ToxicPaddy wrote: »But doesn't a lemsip have paracetamol in it??
ZACTLY!!KamiKazeKitten wrote: »Yeah, see now that would make sense! Which is why I didn't do it... But I think the idea with this is it helps clear out your throat. I dunno, there's a logic in it somewhere and sure...why not?
Theres no logic - my god you are slow!! Go back to Russia Jeremy Kyle!!The Big Bang Theory... Eh, that show is utter bollocks.
TBBT has Kaley Couco --> your opinion is invalid!0 -
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grames_bond wrote: »TBBT has Kaley Couco --> your opinion is invalid!
Countdown has Rachel Riley and that's better than TBBBT... the extra B is for BYOBB.
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Suspicious... Pfft, I'm suspicious of you being suspicious about being suspicious about my suspicious tale.
I'm suspecting that your being suspicious about my being suspicious of your suspicious tale is suspicious.
Suspicious is a bloody hard word to type!grames_bond wrote: »No it's not - Lemsip has stuff in it to make you better - not just hot lemon!
ZACTLY!!
Well, it seems to work and lemsip didn't yesterday - so in your face, science!grames_bond wrote: »Theres no logic - my god you are slow!! Go back to Russia Jeremy Kyle!!
RUSSIA?
That's a new one - think the closest I've ever heard to that was when someone thought I was an Estonian hooker.
grames_bond wrote: »what's that extra B for?
Always thought it was BBQ...0 -
KamiKazeKitten wrote: »RUSSIA?
That's a new one - think the closest I've ever heard to that was when someone thought I was an Estonian hooker.
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KamiKazeKitten wrote: »Well, it seems to work and lemsip didn't yesterday - so in your face, science!
You gave Lemsip ONE DAY?! WTF is wrong with you?KamiKazeKitten wrote: »RUSSIA?
That's a new one - think the closest I've ever heard to that was when someone thought I was an Estonian hooker.
KamiKazeKitten wrote: »Always thought it was BBQ...
Pictures are fun!0 -
KamiKazeKitten wrote: »Yeah, pretty much my reaction!
Has happened once twice a few times now.
But I thought you become a lady on the third time?
You saying Lionel Richie lied to me? I know he likes teasing blind people but I didn't take him for a liar0 -
grames_bond wrote: »You gave Lemsip ONE DAY?! WTF is wrong with you?
Ooh, let's not open that door...and I can talk now (kinda ), so...
Lemon - 1
Lemsip - 0grames_bond wrote: »<dafuq>
Yep! I really don't look
a) estonian (in fairness the estonian thing was once, but like..)
b) like a hooker
so I've no idea where this came from! And yeah, they were serious.CastorTroy wrote: »But I thought you become a lady on the third time?
Maybe in Pretty Woman and songs. :P0 -
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KamiKazeKitten wrote: »That's a new one - think the closest I've ever heard to that was when someone thought I was an Estonian hooker.
Now THAT'S a story for a Wednesday afternoon..
C'mon, spit it out (excuse the pun) :pac:0 -
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ToxicPaddy wrote: »Now THAT'S a story for a Wednesday afternoon..
C'mon, spit it out (excuse the pun) :pac:
This is hard to explain!
Well, basically I was just outside my college gate one evening last year, there was a group of us going to someones house and we were meeting up there cos not everyone knew the way. It was kinda getting dark too so we didn't want to leave anyone wandering around lost.
So I was there, and this guy was walking down the other side of the street, staring at me. 'Bout late twenties, early thirties. Looked at him once and then ignored him, cos I was cold and bored and didn't feel like having staring contests with strangers.
Next thing I know he bounds across the street to me and says "are you working?". It didn't click with me what he meant at first so I probably just looked confused, because he says it again in one of those really sloooow voices people use with foreigners, and starts going on and gesturing a bit.
Then (finally!) my brain kicked into gear and I was like "WHAT?!" in my best D4 accent, probably went up about three octaves.
Dude looked confused and surprised, was like oh sorry sorry, I just thought you were with the standing there and looking over and you don't look Irish and everything... Now, I was in a pretty posh part of Dublin, not exactly Leeson Street. Wasn't even standing on a street corner FFS. :pac:
And I am as pasty as most Irish! People tell me I need to tan and all.. So I was still really confused and annoyed and all the rest, so I went "how did you think I was foreign?"
Well, according to him I was Estonian or Latvian or something. As ya do like.
So that was it. Romance of the century, huh? He practically ran off, I think he thought I'd go running into the shops for help. I bolted into college until my mates turned up a few minutes later and retold it many many times that night!
Moral of the story? Don't look at people, they might think you're a hooker.
It's not a story I'll be telling the grandkids. :pac:
I've just realised how many times I said "was like" in that whole thing. 0 -
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KamiKazeKitten wrote: »This is hard to explain!
Well, basically I was just outside my college gate one evening last year, there was a group of us going to someones house and we were meeting up there cos not everyone knew the way. It was kinda getting dark too so we didn't want to leave anyone wandering around lost.
So I was there, and this guy was walking down the other side of the street, staring at me. 'Bout late twenties, early thirties. Looked at him once and then ignored him, cos I was cold and bored and didn't feel like having staring contests with strangers.
Next thing I know he bounds across the street to me and says "are you working?". It didn't click with me what he meant at first so I probably just looked confused, because he says it again in one of those really sloooow voices people use with foreigners, and starts going on and gesturing a bit.
Then (finally!) my brain kicked into gear and I was like "WHAT?!" in my best D4 accent, probably went up about three octaves.
Dude looked confused and surprised, was like oh sorry sorry, I just thought you were with the standing there and looking over and you don't look Irish and everything... Now, I was in a pretty posh part of Dublin, not exactly Leeson Street. Wasn't even standing on a street corner FFS. :pac:
And I am as pasty as most Irish! People tell me I need to tan and all.. So I was still really confused and annoyed and all the rest, so I went "how did you think I was foreign?"
Well, according to him I was Estonian or Latvian or something. As ya do like.
So that was it. Romance of the century, huh? He practically ran off, I think he thought I'd go running into the shops for help. I bolted into college until my mates turned up a few minutes later and retold it many many times that night!
Moral of the story? Don't look at people, they might think you're a hooker.
It's not a story I'll be telling the grandkids. :pac:
I've just realised how many times I said "was like" in that whole thing.
I think I can safely say I will never be mistaken for a hooker.. if I am, then someone needs their eyes tested and to visit their nearest shrink!! :pac:0 -
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Think I may have been caught speeding on my way to Kilkenny this morningcould do with choc too
so wrecked
panda oreo cupcakes tomorrow :P
In my defence I upped my speed to pass out a car and had just gone into the slow lane with my foot off the accelerator when I spotted the guard....he turned and pointed it at me after I passed, presumably to grt a reg pic, sickened 0
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