The NOPE Thread Not for the Squeamish

Gbear · 03-10-2012 02:21AM

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

no, just dirt and grease

The goo oxidises and turns black.

BillyMitchel · 03-10-2012 03:20AM

NegativeCreep wrote: »

This freaks the bejesus out of me every time I see it. Feel sorry for him though.

You bollocks!! About 20 seconds left when they just stare into the camera, that freaked me out.

krudler · 03-10-2012 05:17PM

shedweller · 03-10-2012 07:57PM

yekahS wrote: »

shedweller wrote: »

p42PlMtYPqc

Whats going on here?

It looks to me like a tooth really rotted out and the dentist is "exploring" the site. It looks deep as hell.

harvester of sorrow · 03-10-2012 08:03PM

krudler wrote: »

*takes to garage*
"theres a hissing sound coming from my engine,can you take a look at it?"
*opens bonnet*
"ahh sure look theres your problem,youve got a snake on your engine!":pac:

Scioch · 03-10-2012 08:09PM

harvester of sorrow wrote: »

*takes to garage*
"theres a hissing sound coming from my engine,can you take a look at it?"
*opens bonnet*
"ahh sure look theres your problem,youve got a snake on your engine!":pac:

"Will it be be much work to fix it ?"

*Scratches chin and winces*
"Well I dont have the right set of gloves to get that particular snake out at the moment. Then you have to get a bag to put the snake in and they dont come cheap, it a pretty big snake. I'd say we are talking 2 days and four hundred euro at least."

"Ah jesus, is there anything ya can do to bring the price down?"

"I'll see if I can find a bin liner and beat it out with a stick for 100. Still gonna take a couple days"

BadGirl · 03-10-2012 08:17PM

shedweller wrote: »

It looks to me like a tooth really rotted out and the dentist is "exploring" the site. It looks deep as hell.

Looks to me like there is 'something' in there... one of those fecking maggots or something....

af_thefragile · 03-10-2012 08:49PM

Make sure your steak is well done unless you like to have these fellas crawling inside you!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fmx24FbZoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCh7bR1Nf0

Scioch · 03-10-2012 08:55PM

^^ How the fcuk does a colon cleanse eliminate stomach parasites ??

hardCopy · 03-10-2012 10:24PM

Chorcai wrote: »

This doctor has some of the best videos ever !

look at these

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

Chorcai · 04-10-2012 12:01AM

hardCopy wrote: »

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

This is an amazing surgery, the cyst is just an oil gland gone bonkers !

Celly Smunt · 04-10-2012 12:02AM

Chorcai wrote: »

This is an amazing surgery, the cyst is just an oil gland gone bonkers !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcICqhovmJo

fyp

Guill · 04-10-2012 12:38AM

hardCopy wrote: »

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

Wow, that sounds class!

gctest50 · 04-10-2012 01:00AM

Safety harness : put it on right

Disclaimer .....

Graphic.

Fair chance you'll remember this next time you put one on , so might save you in the future .....

user2011 · 04-10-2012 01:01AM

Google Manthrie Dewage Karunawathi.

Or longer video on bestgore

TangyZizzle · 04-10-2012 01:12AM

There's been plenty of "I could handle it up until x point, but that's over the line," type posts.. but I'm going to make one anyway.

I could handle everything up until now, but the idea of having your scrotum lacerated to such an extent that what should be eternal for life, becomes external just about pushes me over the edge. Goodnight Nope thread.

gctest50 · 04-10-2012 01:16AM

You could do up the slides for a safety course in a hurry out of this thread

Augmerson · 04-10-2012 04:32AM

I'm not going to display this picture but I think if you like maggots (and who doesn't, ammright? right? sure ]) then you are going to love this!

http://i.imgur.com/NWi8Y.jpg

Augmerson · 04-10-2012 05:23AM

gctest50 · 04-10-2012 06:01AM

Tis the season .......... firework

Mod: Tis never the season for gore on the thread.

hardCopy · 04-10-2012 06:44AM

Guill wrote: »

hardCopy wrote: »

His sebaceous cyst removal is like the horse pimple all over again.

Reminds me of the time my doctor let me watch while he took a lypoma out of my leg.

Wow, that sounds class!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQAvBqw-Af8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

It was a bit like this one, but smaller and less fingering. Mine was done under local anesthetic, taken from my thigh. The doctor spotted my trying to sneak a look and offered me a pillow so I could sit up and watch.

Guill · 04-10-2012 06:54AM

hardCopy wrote: »

but smaller and less fingering

*Snigger*

Leiva · 04-10-2012 06:55AM

does anyone else like me squint their eyes first before opening up attached pics - just in case

:pac:

--Kaiser-- · 04-10-2012 08:49AM

Simultaneously the worst and best thread ever

unclebill98 · 04-10-2012 11:31AM

gctest50 wrote: »

Safety harness : put it on right

Disclaimer .....

Graphic.

Fair chance you'll remember this next time you put one on , so might save you in the future .....

Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BizzyC · 04-10-2012 11:43AM

gctest50 wrote: »

Safety harness : put it on right

Disclaimer .....

Graphic.

Fair chance you'll remember this next time you put one on , so might save you in the future .....

Can someone tell me how to put one on properly to avoid this?

Once I saw the picture I closed the file without reading anything, so I'm now going to be scared of harnesses cause I probably dont know how to do it right....

bleg · 04-10-2012 04:35PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

I'm buying this:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Special-Suvorna-Blackhead-Comedone-Extractor/dp/B004XJQWGU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348585625&sr=8-1

I'll never leave my room again

I actually did buy one! It's amazing.

Evil Phil · 04-10-2012 06:32PM

:eek:

krudler · 04-10-2012 06:39PM

^ fcuk me, thats a big spider

"she wants to climb on my face again"

"again"

"again"

AGAIN?

Geekness1234 · 04-10-2012 09:15PM

Evil Phil wrote: »

:eek:

Need a big newspaper for that one.

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