Did anybody on here ever tell their boss to go

cloptrop wrote: »

My little bro did nothing in a job I got him for 3 months. He sat in the jacks smokin weed all day . The bossd knock on the door and hed roar **** off im havin a ****e . When he finally got sacked he intimidated the boss with his motorbike helmet .
Most uncomfortanble moment ever . Turning up for work the next mornin and the boss askin you out for lunch tryin to get info whether his life was under threat.

Your brother sounds nuts cloptrop!

Faith+1 wrote: »

Your brother sounds nuts cloptrop!

Sounds like a man i'd like to party with

D1stant wrote: »

I knew a guy who worked for Hertz in Cork Airport for about 6 months.

Did the interview, got the job - all was rosy. Do you have a full driving license? - "'Course I do Boss - I'll bring it in on Monday". After being asked countless times he eventually got pissed off with the job (moving lots of new expensive cars around the country) and stapled his provisional license and his uniform to the Bosses door, with a little FU note.

Legend

Legend? sounds like a tool!

So, he lied about qualifications for a job to get it, then when asked for evidence of these non existent qualifications he got all indignant and quit. But not only did he quit he was an as'shole about it and also left his provisional behind (that'll show that boss).
Sounds like a right hero alright :rolleyes:

Just over 2 years ago, came head to head with my boss who although we never clicked, we learned to tolerate each other well until this day, we were rubbung each up the wrong way all day so not only did I call him every curse name I could think of bit decided to make a scene and storm out. Was well embarassed when I realised I had left my handbag and keys behind me and had to go back in and get them. Not a proud moment

Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »

Are you a scumbag?

No, by daytime I'm a mild mannered janitor but at night I patrol the mean streets of this broken city as The Avenger.

Nichololas wrote: »

This one time my c*nt of a boss asked me where the toilets were. I told that ****er to go down the hall, push through the second door on the left and it's just past the motha****in' water fountain.

Taught him a lesson or two.

He never asked again.

That reminds me of the time my boss asked me how my progress was going with this project I was working on. Well, I tore him a new one. I told him to **** off and stop cramping my style and asked him to step outside (once I clocked out of course) to sort it out like men if he wanted.

I then proceeded to have anal sex with him while my co-workers cheered me on.

He was actually decent enough about it afterwards and called me to apologise.

The boss's niece texted me a few days after the incident and agreed that he was an overbearing pig.

I worked with someone whom I got on well with until she was promoted to office manager. We had a flexible attitude to what time we would go to lunch at as long as it was between 12 and 2pm and only was an hour. I was working away and even though I would usually go for lunch at 12.30, because I was so wrapped up in what I was doing I didnt notice that it was about 1pm. The "boss" hadn't gone for lunch and was on the phone so I waved at her to let her know I was going. When I came back in just before 2pm she called me into her office which was only really a thin divider wall from the front of the public office and started shouting at me that she had been meant to meet a client at 1.30pm and because I wasn't there and the receptionist had gone for lunch, she couldnt leave. She had not told me about this meeting and I was really shocked.

A woman had come into the front office and was chatting at the reception when the Boss started going mental at me and screaming more and more about the fact that she was "the manager". I very calmly said "I may not know much about management but I do know its not appropriate to scream in your staff's face in front of clients." I got up and went back to my desk and she followed me still screaming at me so I packed my stuff into my bag and told her I wasn't going to be talked to like that and left.

The boss from head office rang me about an hour later to beg me to come back and they would sort it out and I said there was no way I could work with a witch like that. It helped that this was a Thursday and I had my letter of resignation printed out with the intention of handing it in the next day to work 2 weeks notice so got a bit of a holiday too!

I did once I can only take so much being barked at by an old crow

Only on one occasion when I was blamed for something I didn't do, it takes a lot for me to loose my temper but being accused in the wrong really grinds my gears.

Told the manager to f off and stormed out.

I was lucky though as I got another job soon afterwards.