Have you ever stolen someone's underwear?

Dave! · 27-09-2012 09:14AM

Stealing is wrong, so I always return them after I've finished with them.

kfallon · 27-09-2012 09:15AM

Dave! wrote: »

Stealing is wrong, so I always return them after I've finished with off in them.

FYP

27-09-2012 11:41AM

Never stolen a pair, but i have sneaked a peek.
Can tell you a lot about the girl, if she has skid marks etc.:pac:

holystungun9 · 27-09-2012 11:45AM

say_who_now? wrote: »

Can we stop calling them panties? They're knickers ffs, or french boxers even, but panties? No!

Fifty shades of fúck off! :mad:

Yes! I have a partner in this. Between the two of us we'll sent this word packing. It drives me bleedin' mental.

rsole1 · 27-09-2012 11:54AM

some random drunk wrote: »

Or had it stolen on you?

I have a confession to make. When I was 14 a Japanese college student stayed in our house for a month or so. She was a good looking girl and me, being a horny teenager took an instant liking to her. One day I came home from school and was alone in the house. There was washing hanging out on the line, including several of her pairs of panties. I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to steal a pair .
I ended up keeping them hidden in my room for about a year until guilt got the better of me and I threw them away.

A couple of years down the line and my Mam was doing some cleaning in my sisters room and finds a pair of boxers. My sister was only 13 at the time and my Mam was pretty certain she'd never had a fella over. Under questioning my sister confessed to having stolen the boxers from a friend of her's older brother, that she apparently had a crush on.
So it seems underwear thievery runs in our family.

Alright, I've made my confession, now it's over to yous. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? Did you get caught? Did you ever have underwear stolen from you? Any good stories?

You forgot to add the bit about **** into the panties!

holystungun9 · 27-09-2012 11:55AM

mauzo wrote: »

I was seeing a guy for a while, he gave me his boxers to sleep in one night. I took them home.

Very comfy!

Careful! Guys sometimes leave some of their sex milk in them so if you go rubbin' the button off yourself and get carried away BAM! pregnant. Pesky kid wantin' guys trapping girls.

kfallon · 27-09-2012 12:00PM

rsole1 wrote: »

You forgot to add the bit about **** into the panties!

Don't worry, we all added that bit to the story ourselves!

120_Minutes · 27-09-2012 12:02PM

No, but an old **** buddy let me keep a pair. she was getting dressed the next morning and i noticed them on the floor, "keep em" she said.

holystungun9 · 27-09-2012 12:45PM

kfallon wrote: »

Knicker robbing was so 2006 OP, seat sniffing is where it's at now!

:pac:

I'm a seat rubber. Anytime I sit down in a public space I always gently rub the seat to make sure it isn't dirty or wet (cinemas, train, restaurant, park bench etc.).

I notice that I raise a few eyebrows from my fellow passengers when the person beside me gets off the train and I, wanting their old seat beside the window, lean across rub the seat where their ass has just been, then sit down.

I sometimes notice it myself as I in the same instant that I tuck my knees in to let the person pass to get out, I'm rubbing their warm seat.

To be fair, the seat rubbing started after the time I sat at the back of the bus as a family got up moved from the back with one of their kids crying. I didn't notice the wetness immediately but when I got off the bus, their kid's piss had finally got through my jeans. Not nice.

holystungun9 · 27-09-2012 12:46PM

rsole1 wrote: »

You forgot to add the bit about **** into the panties!

Down with panties. :mad:

Have you ever stolen someone's underwear?

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