What is your dirtiest habit?

Lawrence1895 · 24-09-2012 03:26PM

Target shooting with snots

cloptrop · 24-09-2012 03:30PM

Picking my nose and putting the fruits of my labour in the small pocket in my jeans (the johnny pocket) then letting the washing machine deal with them .

Mammanabammana · 24-09-2012 04:02PM

I'm curious. I see there's a gap of over 18 months between posts 21 and 22. I thought people weren't meant to resurrect old threads...so how old does a thread have to be before it's considered too old to be posted on?

Mr. CooL ICE · 24-09-2012 04:08PM

Mammanabammana wrote: »

I'm curious. I see there's a gap of over 18 months between posts 21 and 22. I thought people weren't meant to resurrect old threads...so how old does a thread have to be before it's considered too old to be posted on?

'bout three f...

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY! IVE BECOME THE VERY THING I HATE!

Maximum Feels · 24-09-2012 04:09PM

I deliberately step in dog sh1t and tread it about in shops.

TeddyTedson · 24-09-2012 04:10PM

I can lick my arse :-/

johnwest288 · 24-09-2012 04:10PM

holystungun9 wrote: »

Not specifically a habit but yesterday I finally got round to emptying the three milk bottles of piss I've had in my room for the last couple of weeks.
Having flatmates who use the bathroom for 30 min. at a time has led me to keeping a milk bottle handy.

Blood brothers:o

holystungun9 · 24-09-2012 05:48PM

johnwest288 wrote: »

Blood brothers:o

Thank you my creepy comrade.

UCDVet · 24-09-2012 05:49PM

Mammanabammana wrote: »

I'm curious. I see there's a gap of over 18 months between posts 21 and 22. I thought people weren't meant to resurrect old threads...so how old does a thread have to be before it's considered too old to be posted on?

If people resurrected old threads; we'd all realize nothing new or interesting has been posted on a message board since 2002 or so.

seven_eleven · 24-09-2012 05:51PM

I like cutting my toe nails and then chewing on them....I also like using my toe nail clippings to poke and pierce little acne spots that pop up.

3ndahalfof6 · 24-09-2012 05:59PM

you just reminded me, I need to take them to get cleaned, at least the bodies were well disposed of.

holystungun9 · 24-09-2012 06:02PM

seven_eleven wrote: »

I like cutting my toe nails and then chewing on them....I also like using my toe nail clippings to poke and pierce little acne spots that pop up.

Don't tell anyone I said this, but that's a pretty good idea.

Mickey Dazzler · 24-09-2012 06:03PM

I often put a jacket over my lap when on a packed bus on the away home from work, pull out my cock and start pulling the flute off myself. When I'm spent I then wipe the ejaculate into the seat.

24-09-2012 06:59PM

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I often put a jacket over my lap when on a packed bus on the away home from work, pull out my cock and start pulling the flute off myself. When I'm spent I then wipe the ejaculate into the seat.

Very considerate of you to use the jacket this time, Mr. Prendeville.

u_c_thesecond · 25-09-2012 12:15AM

when i go 4 an ould nose pick i tend to..um... flick

i know im gross

Also have a habit of busting my hubbys pimples, he hates it- and thinks its gross. But its my thing:D

Oh and when im bored i bite the inside of my lip until it bleeds:eek: Dont know why

Mickey H · 25-09-2012 12:53AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I can lick my arse :-/

What? Like a dog?

mauzo · 25-09-2012 12:55AM

I used to stick chewing gum under the table in the kitchen.

Id say there was a serious amount of hubba bubba found under there!

Wee Willy Harris · 25-09-2012 12:59AM

Weeing in a bottle I guess...

and leaving it to distill, creating that fruity aroma that gives it it's heady flavour. cheers

M cebee · 25-09-2012 01:03AM

sometimes i hold off going to the jacks in the morning

and sh+t my pants at the last minute

el dude · 25-09-2012 01:04AM

Pissing in the sink.

garv123 · 25-09-2012 01:34AM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Yore ma.

I just cant quit that bitch.

Makes the post before the rule was in the charter but the thread gets resurrected and gets an infraction.. harsh

Snowie · 25-09-2012 02:14AM

mauzo wrote: »

I used to stick chewing gum under the table in the kitchen.

Id say there was a serious amount of hubba bubba found under there!

thats not a habit thast just to lazy to walk to the bin :pac:

stek · 25-09-2012 06:26AM

Smelling me own farts, specially in bed..

25-09-2012 11:17AM

Spitting in the sink.

charlemont · 25-09-2012 11:24AM

Another one for the pissing in the sink...

working fool · 25-09-2012 11:35AM

holystungun9 wrote: »

Not specifically a habit but yesterday I finally got round to emptying the three milk bottles of piss I've had in my room for the last couple of weeks.
Having flatmates who use the bathroom for 30 min. at a time has led me to keeping a milk bottle handy.

Milk bottles ???
Like from the 70,s ???

Dr. Ego · 25-09-2012 12:31PM

I've a dirty habit of going for my brown wings without landing permission being granted, has caused many a heated discussion in the cockpit.

jessiejam · 25-09-2012 12:56PM

Nulty wrote: »

Biting the inside of my mouth - tongue and cheek. Looks like I have involuntary facial movements to others I imagine.

I do that all the time and use my knukle against the outside of my cheek to get the very back of my cheek.
thing is i think it causes wrinkles on my upper lip.... or maybe thats just old age..:o

johnwest288 · 25-09-2012 01:35PM

mate of mine sticks his chewed chewing gum behind his ear and eats it later.

Not unusual to see him with a wad behind the ear he has forgotten about:(

Lawrence1895 · 25-09-2012 04:40PM

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

when i go 4 an ould nose pick i tend to..um... flick

i know im gross

Also have a habit of busting my hubbys pimples, he hates it- and thinks its gross. But its my thing:D

Oh and when im bored i bite the inside of my lip until it bleeds:eek: Dont know why

Up for a game of target shooting?

What is your dirtiest habit?

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