Slugs at night in the kitchen.

Tom_Cruise · 23-09-2012 12:43AM #1

How do they get in the house,and what exactly are they hoping to find?

aaronjumper · 23-09-2012 12:44AM

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

How do they get in the house,and what exactly are they hoping to find?

A vaccine for salt?

Prick! · 23-09-2012 12:44AM

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

How do they get in the house,and what exactly are they hoping to find?

A shell to call their home.

Mickey H · 23-09-2012 12:44AM

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

How do they get in the house,and what exactly are they hoping to find?

2 pints of Lager and a packet of crisps.

Ristiano Conaldo · 23-09-2012 12:45AM

Cabbage

squod · 23-09-2012 12:47AM

WD40 around the door sills & traps. Problem solved.

*unless it's a case of demonic poltergeists, then you're screwed.

tan11ie · 23-09-2012 12:53AM

Uuuugghhh hate them! Every rainy night it's a guaranteed slug fest in my dining room.....anyone want them? I can do a collection for a fry up :cool:

o1s1n · 23-09-2012 12:54AM

I went into the kitchen one evening to see one had crawled up the drain and into the sink. Big orange one too. ****ing sick.

michellie · 23-09-2012 12:55AM

Oh this reminds me of my grandads house years ago, there used to be trails all around the sittin room. Awh memories.

darlett · 23-09-2012 12:55AM

tan11ie wrote: »

Uuuugghhh hate them! Every rainy night it's a guaranteed slug fest in my dining room.....anyone want them? I can do a collection for a fry up :cool:

Tastes like chicken...

Well frenchies eat snails and they are similarly squidgy so give them a go with some creamy pasta.

areyawell · 23-09-2012 12:57AM

Pouring salt on them is fun

antodeco · 23-09-2012 12:59AM

Ah it's slugs? Thank god. I thought the missus was dragging herself along the floor with no bottoms on again.

AnonoBoy · 23-09-2012 12:59AM

They're tired of putting up with ordinary broadband so they've come top yours for proper wi-fi reception?

tan11ie · 23-09-2012 12:59AM

darlett wrote: »

Tastes like chicken...

Well frenchies eat snails and they are similarly squidgy so give them a go with some creamy pasta.

Can't say I'd be temped to eat them but I'm considering getting a gat and taking pleasure of firing them against the wall.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-09-2012 01:00AM

Pour salt on them.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 23-09-2012 01:00AM

A nice cup of tea.

Richard Dower · 23-09-2012 01:01AM

Nothing better then putting one of them slimey gits in the fire....ahhh, to hear them sizzle and then......POP!

BOHtox · 23-09-2012 01:05AM

Slugs are snails that sold their home for drug money!!

23-09-2012 01:06AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Pour salt on them.

Tasty!

Red Star Bellend · 23-09-2012 01:07AM

areyawell wrote: »

Pouring salt on them is fun

And cruel.

Shatstand · 23-09-2012 01:08AM

I had this problem a few years ago when I was renting in London. Every night, especially during cold, damp weather, you would find Suggs downstairs in the shared kitchen. We tried everything, pouring salt on him did nothing. We had to move in the end, it was madness.

Richard Dower · 23-09-2012 01:08AM

Red Star Bellend wrote: »

And cruel.

it's a snail......:rolleyes:

Uriel. · 23-09-2012 01:11AM

Shatstand wrote: »

I had this problem a few years ago when I was renting in London. Every night, especially during cold, damp weather, you would find Suggs downstairs in the shared kitchen. We tried everything, pouring salt on him did nothing. We had to move in the end, it was madness.

Poor Graham... I bet he didn't like getting salt poured on him while singing Cecilia

Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart....:pac:

Mickey H · 23-09-2012 01:12AM

tan11ie wrote: »

Can't say I'd be temped to eat them but I'm considering getting a gat and taking pleasure of firing them against the wall.

Quick question: What's a "gat"?

Rheo · 23-09-2012 01:13AM

About 2 weeks ago I saw one make its way across my living room floor. I was tempted to be all like "I want to play a game" but my heart just wasn't black enough.

Prick! · 23-09-2012 01:14AM

Mickey H wrote: »

Quick question: What's a "gat"?

Drink I think.

23-09-2012 01:14AM

Slugs come round to eat things.

Wash your floor!

Richard Dower · 23-09-2012 01:14AM

Mickey H wrote: »

Quick question: What's a "gat"?

Kerrigooney · 23-09-2012 01:17AM

Mickey H wrote: »

Quick question: What's a "gat"?

A gat is a gun. Slang.

Hilly Bill · 23-09-2012 02:30AM

Tom_Cruise wrote: »

How do they get in the house,and what exactly are they hoping to find?

Check the drain underneath the sink they could be coming up from there if its not sealed properly.

I once entered my snail into a snail race but it was too slow so i took its shell off. That didnt work, it just made it sluggish.

BillyMitchel · 23-09-2012 02:38AM

Kerrigooney wrote: »

A gat is a gun. Slang.

Yeah in biggies world! Does he not mean slingshot?!

Slugs at night in the kitchen.

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