Satanic Church

3ndahalfof6 · 15-09-2012 09:50PM

old hippy wrote: »

As a kid I used to worship Satan, especially when he came down the chimney every Xmas and leave me presents.

your lucky, he made me kill people, with my spoon.

Kurz · 15-09-2012 09:50PM

old hippy wrote: »

As a kid I used to worship Satan, especially when he came down the chimney every Xmas and leave me presents.

I always worshipped Dog, it's a central part of being dyslexic.

Colmustard · 15-09-2012 09:56PM

I was once accused of been satan by an american. She was armed to and i was terrified, we still had sex though. Yeah my mickey is satan, back then it totally possessed me.

Wee Willy Harris · 15-09-2012 09:57PM

Better the devil you know, jim

3ndahalfof6 · 15-09-2012 09:57PM

Kurz wrote: »

I always worshipped Dog, it's a central part of being dyslexic.

I worshipped dyslexic, my dog told me this was the way to go.

he said woof woof warf woof sausages, he is never wrong.

Slurryface · 20-09-2012 01:51PM

Chevolution wrote: »

Anyone know if there are any satanists around Ireland, places that they gather in and how you would join? I find the whole thing very interesting. And if you are a practising satanist then what is it like?

You can find them on the net just type in
www.labourparty.ie
www.finegael.ie
www.fiannafail.ie

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Seaneh · 20-09-2012 02:01PM

I recently had a conversation with a former high ranking member of the Irish Freemason movement.

He is currently "agnostic on the verge of atheism but honestly just don't give a **** anymore".

When he joined he was an Anglican, he father was a vicar.

Anyway, he said for the first 15year ish it was all harmless if a bit odd at times but as he moved up the ranks it got weirder and weirder.

When you join you have to profess a belief in "a God" it doesn't matter what faith, you just have to believe in God, after that, religion isn't mentioned at meetings etc ever. However, as you go through the ranks, at a certain level the higherarchy "reveal" "secrets of the craft" to you in drips and drabs which eventually leads to them revealing that masons worship satan, they sacrifice animals, loads of other weird stuff. He said he never believed a word of it but had been a member for so long and it was such a big part of his life and social circle he just went along with it.

Eventually left because it got too weird for him when he was in his 60's.

He's in his 70's now.

Lovely man, was an interesting story.

Duggy747 · 20-09-2012 02:04PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gl_vIaQ3CU

mikom · 20-09-2012 02:09PM

Chevolution wrote: »

And if you are a practising satanist then what is it like?

Hell.

Dyr · 20-09-2012 02:23PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gl_vIaQ3CU

Boregoroth.

20-09-2012 05:20PM

are people who dont believe in Satan called Sathiests ?

Mr. CooL ICE · 20-09-2012 05:36PM

Slurryface wrote: »

You can find them on the net just type in
www.labourparty.ie
www.finegael.ie
www.fiannafail.ie
:D:D:D:D:D:D

You are not funny

Chevolution · 20-09-2012 06:33PM

Seaneh wrote: »

I recently had a conversation with a former high ranking member of the Irish Freemason movement.

He is currently "agnostic on the verge of atheism but honestly just don't give a **** anymore".

When he joined he was an Anglican, he father was a vicar.

Anyway, he said for the first 15year ish it was all harmless if a bit odd at times but as he moved up the ranks it got weirder and weirder.

When you join you have to profess a belief in "a God" it doesn't matter what faith, you just have to believe in God, after that, religion isn't mentioned at meetings etc ever. However, as you go through the ranks, at a certain level the higherarchy "reveal" "secrets of the craft" to you in drips and drabs which eventually leads to them revealing that masons worship satan, they sacrifice animals, loads of other weird stuff. He said he never believed a word of it but had been a member for so long and it was such a big part of his life and social circle he just went along with it.

Eventually left because it got too weird for him when he was in his 60's.

He's in his 70's now.

Lovely man, was an interesting story.

That's very interesting, incidentally I was in Mt. Jerome cemetery today and saw lots of freemason graves with freemasonry symbols, some also had pentagrams on them. I took some pictures, I can PM them to you if your interested.

Seaneh · 20-09-2012 06:39PM

Sure, fire ahead.

3ndahalfof6 · 20-09-2012 06:46PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

I worshipped dyslexic, my dog told me this was the way to go.

he said woof woof warf woof sausages, he is never wrong.

This really is a far better deterrent than AA.

I just stabbed myself in the eye.

Napper Hawkins · 20-09-2012 06:50PM

Derp

Rented Mule · 20-09-2012 06:54PM

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

3ndahalfof6 · 20-09-2012 06:56PM

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

Derp

Pants.

Napper Hawkins · 20-09-2012 06:58PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Pants.

Flaps

tdv123 · 20-09-2012 07:00PM

Chevolution wrote: »

Anyone know if there are any satanists around Ireland, places that they gather in and how you would join? I find the whole thing very interesting. And if you are a practising satanist then what is it like?

I've been a member of many different cults both as a leader & a follower.

You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

3ndahalfof6 · 20-09-2012 07:00PM

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

Flaps

Down shift.

csi vegas · 20-09-2012 07:06PM

Slurryface wrote: »

You can find them on the net just type in
www.labourparty.ie
www.finegael.ie
www.fiannafail.ie
:D:D:D:D:D:D

LordChessington wrote: »

You are not funny

Yes he is

Napper Hawkins · 20-09-2012 07:08PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Down shift.

Mr T

csi vegas · 20-09-2012 07:32PM

Chevolution wrote: »

A: Anyone know if there are any satanists around Ireland,

B: places that they gather in and how you would join?

C: And if you are a practising satanist then what is it like?

Ravenid sez...

Ravenid wrote: »

A: Being the devils advocate here the tests done were not anywhere close to accepted scientific standards.

B: The test pool

C: The group who did the testing have refused to pass on their full
testing results unless anyone who reads it signs a Non-Disclosure Agreement.

And worst of all the rats being used are known to develop the same Tumors naturally. World wide they are never used in any scientific test for this exact reason.[/S]

Run this test again with a normal test pool, with both the process and results
open to everyone and using the standard testing procedures and
I'd take it seriously.

BillyMitchel · 20-09-2012 07:37PM

Devils Passage in Coragh park in Clondalkin!! Rumors went on for years about that place.

Good thread in the paranormal forum about it.

csi vegas · 20-09-2012 07:41PM

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Devils Passage in Coragh park in Clondalkin!! Rumors went on for years about that place.

Good thread in the paranormal forum about it.

It's interesting alright but probably nothing more than a bunch of unemployed metallers running about with too much gear in them these days

And the knacks. Knacks in tracks

BillyMitchel · 20-09-2012 08:00PM

csi vegas wrote: »

It's interesting alright but probably nothing more than a bunch of unemployed metallers running about with too much gear in them these days And the knacks. Knacks in tracks

When I was a kid they wouldn't even go up there late at night! Dont care what anyone says it is one creepy scary place!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 20-09-2012 08:24PM

It's an interesting subject to read up on. Hedonism seems to be the main feature of the 'religion', pleasure being the only intrinsic good so indulge every urge and desire you have.

There has been many of these groups over the past couple of centuries. The church's founder Anton LaVey was heavily influenced by the ideas of Aleister Crowley while compiling his body of written work.

As for coming across an Irish chapter, I'm sure you could find something like it if you delve deep enough.

shruikan2553 · 20-09-2012 08:46PM

It's ok. Tuesday we sacrifice a virgin chicken, Wednesday we anoint ourselves with the blood and of course Friday is poker night.

nervous_twitch · 20-09-2012 08:48PM

I found an old school journal recently and on the cover in big letters I'd written 'Satin Forever!' It's bad enough I'd be that emo, but everyone must have thought I was really into fabrics

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