What things put the fear of God into you?

AskMyChocolate · 18-09-2012 02:48AM #1

For me, it has to be a woman (wimminz) looking at her watch. You don't even know what she's going to say,but, you know it isn't going to be complimentary.

areyawell · 18-09-2012 02:52AM

When I was younger the Wooden Spoon. Put the fear of God in any child

bmcc10 · 18-09-2012 02:52AM

The rat that's running around my house and stopping me fro going to bed:mad:

ForeverYoung90 · 18-09-2012 02:55AM

bmcc10 wrote: »

The rat that's running around my house and stopping me fro going to bed:mad:

Demba Ba!

areyawell · 18-09-2012 02:55AM

A night on the Beer and cant remember a thing past a certain time the following day after waking up. Could have raped someone or taking a **** in the middle of a night club - Its possible but cant remember

Feelgood · 18-09-2012 03:00AM

Flying used to scare the living bejaysus out of me until I discovered valiums.

TeddyTedson · 18-09-2012 03:06AM

areyawell wrote: »

When I was younger the Wooden Spoon. Put the fear of God in any child

Jesus yea. I didn't really grow up with family but there were lots of other kids around and I remember having to put your hand out for the smack across the knuckles and if you pulled away you got another one.
I was a little bollocks (perhaps still am...) too and sometimes drove them to use the belt, now that was scary! I used to run but you can't get away :mad:

(This would only be from time to time now, reading over that there it's sounding like a victim! It was mostly well deserved) Shure it did us no harm

mikemac1 · 18-09-2012 03:10AM

Staff night out on Friday night

Wake up Saturday morning in bed on my own, that's fine

But can't remember coming home so spend all Saturday worrying over the night

Convincing myself I did something stupid

By Saturday evening stressed over things that never even happened

Dreading coming to work by Monday morning

demanufactured · 18-09-2012 03:33AM

I don't believe in "god".

Chuck Stone · 18-09-2012 04:03AM

The piercing shriek of your Ma calling your name to get out of your cosy nest-bed on a cold, wet winter morning to go to the education camp.

Bone chilling.

mackg · 18-09-2012 04:13AM

Spending the rest of my life behind the same desk doing the same shít everyday.

Not saying I don't want to have a career or anything but I don't want to end up in situation where my options are effectively reduced to zero due to debt or some such.

As well as that the idea of being in an accident and becoming completely paralysed scares the crap out of me too.

cloud493 · 18-09-2012 08:23AM

When I can't immediately find my wallet in my pocket.

Matt_Trakker · 18-09-2012 08:26AM

People, most often ladies, in Burkas, wtf are they hiding?

Angeles · 18-09-2012 08:27AM

Watching the sea split in half and some guy with a staff walking through the middle... that would do the trick alright.

hattoncracker · 18-09-2012 08:29AM

Telling my mother I'm not coming home for Christmas this year.

Ghandee · 18-09-2012 08:48AM

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

People, most often ladies, in Burkas, wtf are they hiding?

Possibly bearded faces that feature on many of the FBI's wanted posters?

Dravokivich · 18-09-2012 09:02AM

It's dark, you're in your room. You're barefoot and know there's an upturned plug somewhere on the floor...

DaveNoCheese · 18-09-2012 09:04AM

Yore Ma :pac:

Seriously though, when the missus calls me David instead of Dave... I don't know exactly what but I've done something wrong!

18-09-2012 09:11AM

When your Mam shouted your full name when you were younger.
**** was going down.

suicide_circus · 18-09-2012 09:37AM

demanufactured wrote: »

I don't believe in "god".

Yes because that's what this thread is about...
JESUS wept.

lukesmom · 18-09-2012 09:41AM

Dying

iDave · 18-09-2012 09:46AM

Hill starts

Oink · 18-09-2012 09:51AM

When we were 6-7 years old, and we were still messing in the bedroom around 8:30 (waaay past our bedtime). Dad would come in, hang his belt on the door, then leave. Worked every time....

Funglegunk · 18-09-2012 09:52AM

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

For me, it has to be a woman (wimminz) looking at her watch. You don't even know what she's going to say,but, you know it isn't going to be complimentary.

OP needs more practice in bed.