Poshest posh product you ever spent money on

Last week I was looking to do a bit of wood filling. So I bought a 50ml tin of 'Duchy originals' organic wood filler from Waitrose. Made from a tree cut down by Prince Philip himself there last year or so on Balmoral estate when he was showing a bunch of girl scouts how to fell a tree with his Stihl MS880. Pulverised using traditional methods and donation to the prince's charities from every tin sold. Only cost me 15 quid.

When I was finished I had a cured salmon sandwich and washed it down with some Duchy Originals organic cider in a Waterford Crystal glass I paid 48e for a couple of years back.

A few years ago I also bought a few litres of Aspen petrol and Bioplus chain oil that cost 2x more than ordinary chain oil. Mostly because I was doing demonstrations for a few scouts at the time and wanted to impress them how I'm always doing the right thing and buying organic healthy stuff that doesn't pollute the environment.