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Urban legends?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    thunderdog wrote: »
    A lot of dog related stories on here. So i'll share my short but (not so) sweet one.

    Girl and guy have being going out a few months. One of their parents are out for the day so they decide to make the most of it. And not just your bog standard sex this time....nope, some good old fashioned rear entrance action in the parents bed. So after a slow build up, the guy is going hell for leather at it, his girl also seems to be enjoying the rear ending. Suddenly, earlier than expeceted, the parents burst in the door, the guy panics and whips his member out so quickly that the girl badly soils not only herself, but the parents bed.

    Luckily for them however they blamed the family dog for the horrible mess, who as a result was put down. Sad end to the story I know, but they can't all have 'happy endings'

    Five words that make that story much better.

    Brand new white leather sofa.
    Dolbert wrote: »
    A woman's beloved dog dies so she calls the vet, who tells her that they'll cremate him for her. She doesn't drive so instead she stuffs the dog in a suitcase and walks to the vet. Some young lad offers to help with the heavy suitcase, and asks what is in there. She blusters and says 'Oh, it's my boyfriend's decks, he's a DJ'. So the young lad does a runner with the suitcase :D

    That's a great one! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭thunderdog


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Five words that make that story much better.

    Brand new white leather sofa.



    :)

    Done ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    I love the one about the prisoner in a horrible prison for life. It's such a terrible place that prisoners are dying there all the time.
    He hatches a escape plan with the prison gravedigger. The plan is that when the next prisoner dies, he will seize his chance to get into the coffin before the burial when noone is looking and at midnight the gravedigger would come and dig him up.
    When the next prisoner dies, he climbs into the coffin and is buried. Time passes and passes and noone comes. In a panic, he lights a match and turns - the deceased is the gravedigger!!!:eek:
    Freaked me out when I was a nipper!

    That was a story from Tales of the mysterious! Fantastic programme although the story predates the program!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭EireIceMan


    Dolbert wrote: »
    Heard both of these about a 'friend of a friend':

    A couple go to a supermarket (the version I heard was Tesco Maynooth) with their toddler daughter. One moment their backs are turned and the child has disappeared. Security 'lock down' the store (WTF?) until she is found in the toilets. A family of fordiners have attempted to kidnap her by dressing her as one of their own and cutting her hair off :rolleyes:

    A woman's beloved dog dies so she calls the vet, who tells her that they'll cremate him for her. She doesn't drive so instead she stuffs the dog in a suitcase and walks to the vet. Some young lad offers to help with the heavy suitcase, and asks what is in there. She blusters and says 'Oh, it's my boyfriend's decks, he's a DJ'. So the young lad does a runner with the suitcase :D

    Wasnt that child one in the news. Happened in England? Or was I dreaming. Fcuk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    A few lads from *insert nearest college* were doing mushrooms one day. One of the lads decided to go off for a walk up the town, and nobody saw him for a few hours. That evening they were all hanging around the gaff and the effects were wearing off. The lad who had gone up the town for the day was talking about what he'd seen. He said he'd found a little elf when he was walking around and that he brought him home and put him in his wardrobe. The lads were laughing but ran upstairs to check his wardrobe.. inside the wardrobe was a little boy with *insert mental/physical disability* :(

    That's a friend of a friend one I heard a few times over the years. The people telling it always seem to fully believe it happened.. I probably would have too if one of my friends present when the story was being told waited until we were all nearly in tears to tell us it was an urban legend!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    That was a story from Tales of the mysterious! Fantastic programme although the story predates the program!
    Nope! Episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents from 1985.

    Final Escape


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,385 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Podge and Rodge also did a take on that prisoner story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Nope! Episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents from 1985.

    Final Escape

    Tales of the unexpected had a take on it but the prisoner was female!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    deleted as not an urban myth :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,716 ✭✭✭LittleBook


    Nope! Episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents from 1985.

    Final Escape


    The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 1964 I think you'll find ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    There was one about "The Black Widow" who frequented Hollywood Nights club on the Stillorgan dual carriageway in the 90s. She was black and would ravage any man who looked at her. But, unbeknownst to them, she had AIDS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭marnie d


    Never go to that Chinese at the bottom of the main street. A woman was really, really ill after eating there, and when they got the tests back form the lab, 5 different samples of semen were found in the food!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Tales of the unexpected had a take on it but the prisoner was female!
    Maybe it did, I can't remember, but in this take of it the prisoner is also female.
    LittleBook wrote: »
    The Alfred Hitchcock Hour 1964 I think you'll find ;)
    Original 60s version. Episode quoted is the remake from the 80s. Never knew it was a remake though and see the original is on Youtube. The original episodes of shows like Twilight Zone & the Outer Limits are far superior to their 80s/90s/00s remakes so might be worth a look.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,002 ✭✭✭bijapos


    There was one about "The Black Widow" who frequented Hollywood Nights club on the Stillorgan dual carriageway in the 90s. She was black and would ravage any man who looked at her. But, unbeknownst to them, she had AIDS.


    Which reminds me....... remember this one? An urban legend/lie that got legs internationally. Scannal on RTE have a good docu on this story, still hilarious 17 years later. :)
    Scannal: The Angel of Death? Fr Michael Kennedy
    Sunday September 10th 1995, Fr Michael Kennedy gave a sermon in Dungarvan parish church which shocked the nation, and drew the world's media to the Waterford town.
    He told his stunned congregation that a local woman infected with AIDS had deliberately slept with up to 80 men with the intention of spreading the disease, and that at least five men had already tested positive.
    John Murphy, a journalist with the Cork Examiner who was in the congregation that Sunday, realized instantly that this would be one of the biggest stories of his career: "It was sensational. He was saying in effect, that there was a killer on the loose."
    Within a day British tabloids were offering up to £10,000 for the identity of the "Angel of Death" as she was dubbed, and local doctors were inundated with young men seeking AIDS tests. For the media, the fact that Fr Kennedy was related to the Kennedy clan in America and bore a strong resemblance to President John F Kennedy added extra spice to the story. He was also a former poll-topping Sinn Féin councillor, and Leinster Final winning hurler for Offaly.
    Fr Kennedy refused to reveal the identity of the AIDS-infected woman, or of any of the men involved, even to local Health Board Officials, citing his duty of confidentiality. As the week went on sensation turned to scepticism, and the story faded from the headlines, with many questions left unanswered to this day.
    Scannal! returns to Dungarvan to investigate the story of the "Angel of Death". What effect did the scare have on the town of Dungarvan, what does the story tell us about Ireland in 1995? And did the "Angel of Death" ever really exist?
    Reporting and Production: Fachtna Ó Drisceoil
    Producer/Director: Kevin Cummins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,908 ✭✭✭blue note


    Two I was very disappointed to find out weren't true - particularly the first one since my mother told it to me!

    A friend of my mothers friend was charged with feeding the neighbours rabbit while they were away for a couple of days. So before they even get to feed it once, their own dog arrives at their back door with the rabbit in his mouth covered in muck. In their wisdom they decide to clean the rabbit up and put it back in it's pen and pretend that everything was fine while they were away.
    The neighbours returned and found the dead rabbit in the pen in the back. He had died just before they left and they had burried him. The dog had just dug him up!

    This story happened to my friends sister.
    She was killing time in town one day and decided to go into arnotts cafe where she bought a coffee and a yellow snack. It was fairly full so she shared a table with a guy she didn't know. She had a piece of the snack and then the guy leaned forward and took the second square. He had a big muffin that he hadn't even touched yet. Then she took the third square and he leaned forward and took the forth. She was amazed and pissed off and took the fifth and waited to see if he'd take the last square. He did! So she got up out of her chair, grabbed his muffin, took a bite out of it and threw it at him before running out of the cafe! She was shaken from the affair and put her hand into her pocket to call her sister, where she found ... her yellow snack!

    And then this one is the friend of a guy in work. I don't know it's an urban myth, but it does have that feel to it. I haven't heard it from anyone else though.
    A girl breaks down when driving. She knows that the car is out of water and is covered under AA so calls them and tells them this. A short time later a van pulls up and puts out his little reflector triangle and asks her what the problem is. She tells him that her car is out of water - did he bring any. He didn't so she lays into him and tells him to get some immediately. While he was gone the AA van arrived!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,999 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    One doing the rounds when I was in college was about this dude who was nervous before an exam in Queen's took a heap of beta blocker pills to calm himself down. He then proceeded to write page after page of UlsterbusulsterbusUlsterbus....... for the next couple of hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    One doing the rounds when I was in college was about this dude who was nervous before an exam in Queen's took a heap of beta blocker pills to calm himself down. He then proceeded to write page after page of UlsterbusulsterbusUlsterbus....... for the next couple of hours.

    Or the guy who takes speed and writes his name over and over again!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    blue note wrote: »
    This story happened to my friends sister.

    Douglas Adams used to tell that one as if it happened to him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    delricyo wrote: »
    Also heard this from a friend about his friend ....

    Thought it was true until I read it on AH
    He got lucky in a niteclub with a member of the travelling community. Went back to hers where he was instructed to "Lob it in there, boss" :eek:
    Heard something similar was more like
    ' no messin about just Horse it into me'
    One i heard was in Gurteen co sligo, and the knacker says "none of your fancy stuff boss, just lob it in."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,002 ✭✭✭bijapos


    One doing the rounds when I was in college was about this dude who was nervous before an exam in Queen's took a heap of beta blocker pills to calm himself down. He then proceeded to write page after page of UlsterbusulsterbusUlsterbus....... for the next couple of hours.

    Reminds me: when I was in school in the 80's the story was that a student went in to do the Leaving. Cracked up looking at the paper, then he.... ....(spoilered bit is NSFW)
    sharpened two pencils, held them in his hands on the table and rammed in head down on the upturned pencils, sticking them into his eyes and blinding himself.

    I told my Dad about it, he laughed and said that story was doing the rounds in the 50's when he was in school. Heard a couple of kids talking about it on the bus a few years ago, they swore that it happened that week in some other school in Dublin. Seems the old ones are the best ones!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 284 ✭✭blackhound


    One I heard recently from a friend of mine who was positive it happened to some girl she knew or something here in Galway.

    So its late at night and this girl is on her own driving into Galway one Sunday night. She pulls into a 24 hour petrol station to get some fuel, she fills up the car then goes up to the glass counter to pay and also wants to get a carton of milk and a loaf. The guy working in the store says to her to come down to the door he'll open it and she can get it herself, she thinks this is a little odd but goes along with it.
    As soon as she walks into the store he locks it behind her then tells her he seen some guy climb into the backseat of the car that he'd already called the guards and didn't want to freak her out thats why he called her in.
    The guards arrive quickly (This is the bit I don't believe :D) and sure enough there's some guy lying down on the ground in the back of the car.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    blackhound wrote: »
    The guards arrive quickly (This is the bit I don't believe :D) and sure enough there's some guy lying down on the ground in the back of the car.

    That one's true.

    The Gardai let me off though cause I was on sinus medication.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 284 ✭✭blackhound


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    That one's true.

    The Gardai let me off though cause I was on sinus medication.


    Arra sure you were only trying to get a lift across town. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    A truck driver is out on the town, pints, hooks up with a girl. They head back to her gaff and do the deed..

    He wakes up the next morning to find her gone along with his jacket, which happens to have a couple of thousand quid in invoice collections.

    He goes mental and absolutly wrecks her place, pissing and ****ting all over the place.

    On his way out he runs into her. Turns out she went to buy breakfast for him, and borrowed his jacket as it was chilly out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Planemo


    The one from years ago that I used to believe: a woman has a one night stand in her flat, wakes up the next morning to find the man gone. She goes to the mirror to see that he wrote "Congratulations you now have HIV" or something to that effect.

    I've been told by about 5 different people that a certain chinese puts rats/snake meat in the curry.

    When I was a kid I was told Brian Boru was buried under DID on the crumlin road!

    And anyone who goes to Maynooth will know why you don't look at the clock on the south campus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Planemo


    bijapos wrote: »
    Reminds me: when I was in school in the 80's the story was that a student went in to do the Leaving. Cracked up looking at the paper, then he.... ....(spoilered bit is NSFW)
    sharpened two pencils, held them in his hands on the table and rammed in head down on the upturned pencils, sticking them into his eyes and blinding himself.

    There was a rumour going around that the annoying kid from the Frosties ad a few years back killed himself cos he was getting bullied - this was apparently his method of suicide (except it was pencils up the nose instead)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    blue note wrote: »
    A girl breaks down when driving. She knows that the car is out of water and is covered under AA so calls them and tells them this. A short time later a van pulls up and puts out his little reflector triangle and asks her what the problem is. She tells him that her car is out of water - did he bring any. He didn't so she lays into him and tells him to get some immediately. While he was gone the AA van arrived!


    Something similar actually did happen to ME!

    I was re-slating my roof. I rang around different firms for quotes, prices etc. There was one rep, called John. I asked him for a price on a particular type of slate, and he said they had none in stock, but they would next week, and he could tell me then.

    In the meantime, I sealed the deal and bought my consignment of slates from another rep from another crowd, also called John. They were to arrive on a certain day.

    On the morning my slates were supposed to arrive, "John" phoned. He said he still hadn't what I wanted, and it would be another week. Well I ate him. I gave him the worst phone-bollocking I ever gave anyone.

    About an hour later, my slates arrived. It was the wrong John.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    This poor sod was snapped up by the angel of death in the middle of a football match... or so YouTube says. People believe it but it's not true, obviously :p



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    This poor sod was snapped up by the angel of death in the middle of a football match... or so YouTube says. People believe it but it's not true, obviously :p


    Angel of death my ring, he was outta his mallet on E


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,795 ✭✭✭enfant terrible


    Black Eyed Kids

    http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2011/04/black-eyed-kids-insidious-threat-or-myth-in-the-making/

    http://whofortedblog.com/2012/07/03/invited-black-eyed-children-home/


    At about 10:45, on a warm night, 18-year old Carris Holdsworth was walking to her apartment from a friends house in Lisburn, a city in Northern Ireland near Belfast. Her apartment was in a bad section of town and as she approached she noticed two teenagers, in hoodies and jeans, standing in her yard with their backs to her.

    Of course, she was immediately wary and put her hand in her purse to grab hold of her pepper spray. As she was sneaking around the corner the two boys turned, simultaneously, to face her, which really freaked her out. She says she felt raw fear when she saw their faces.

    However, Carris had her pepper spray in her purse and she was still alert enough to defend herself, should the boys approach. But they didn’t. Instead, they seemed able to read her mind.

    “No need for that,” the older one spoke, calmly and maturely. “We just want to borrow your phone, miss.”

    Carris said they looked just like two normal boys – until, that is, she saw their eyes. “They were pitch black. No trace of white or pupil at all.” She felt she was in terrible danger and had to get away.

    Running for her door and fumbling with her keys, the boys following close at her heels, the boys continued to ask to use the phone. “Please miss, my mother won’t be happy if she doesn’t know where we are.”

    “I wanted to obey them at first considering that they were young,” she said. “But seeing their eyes took me away. I just had to get away from them both and I knew if I obeyed them I was going to seriously regret it.”

    Carris managed to make it inside her apartment and locked the door. But just as she was about to sit down with a cup of coffee, there came a knock. When she ignored it, the knock came again and she immediately felt a sense of overwhelming terror. When she peeped out the peep hole, there they were, both boys staring at her. “Just let us in to use the phone,” he said. “We won’t hurt you. We have no weapons to hurt you with.”

    Carris opened the door and ordered the BEC to leave her alone, locked everything up tight as a drum, and called a friend. When the friend arrived the boys finally hightailed it out of there, but not before she, too, felt an overwhelming sense of danger.

    Carris soon moved to another neighborhood but says, “I always check through that peep hole before I go to sleep,” she said. “I don’t know exactly what those boys were, but I do know they meant me harm and that they weren’t human in any way. I still get scared thinking about it.”


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