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Urban legends?

  • 10-09-2012 10:59PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭


    My granny was very superstitious and she always told me fantastical stories about old Dublin city. The stories ranged from a banshees to gypsy curses. Best of all I remember the urban legends she used to tell me.

    One she used tell me was about the pig woman of the rotunda hospital. The story goes that a rich woman was asked by a gypsy woman for money for her child. The wealthy woman who was pregnant at the time said to the beggar "go away you pig". The woman later gave birth to a "pig faced woman" and out of guilt founded the rotunda hospital.

    Another one Involved the hellfire club and the devil made an appearance during a poker game. Im not saying these are true (their not) but have you heard any good urban legends or have you got any favouraites?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭delricyo


    Its always friend of a friend ....

    A fella in work came in to work one day with a really worried look on his face. Starts telling me about the cousin of his friend. She was driving home on her own, when an unmarked Garda car turned on the blue lights.

    I interrupted him and asked if she called the Garda station and they said it wasnt a Garda car and that she should drive to the nearest Garda station. The look on his face was priceless. He didnt know how i knew about it ...

    My favourite is the one about the babysitter getting the weirdo calling her when she is on her own in the house. She rings the police and they tell her its an internal call ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    delricyo wrote: »
    Its always friend of a friend ....

    A fella in work came in to work one day with a really worried look on his face. Starts telling me about the cousin of his friend. She was driving home on her own, when an unmarked Garda car turned on the blue lights.

    I interrupted him and asked if she called the Garda station and they said it wasnt a Garda car and that she should drive to the nearest Garda station. The look on his face was priceless. He didnt know how i knew about it ...

    My favourite is the one about the babysitter getting the weirdo calling her when she is on her own in the house. She rings the police and they tell her its an internal call ...

    The killer in the back seat is one of the best.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I've heard one recently about this monkey-faced eejit who apparently wanted nothing more than to build a big soccer pitch and call it after himself. But try as he might he couldn't get it done so in the end he just ran the country into the ground instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    There's a florists in Bray and if you go in and ask for a single yellow rose, you get taken out the back and get your "noodle" sucked for a fiver.

    A friend of a friend thing........I didnt have a fiver at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    He's half man
    Half bear
    And half pig
    Yes the terrible MANBEARPIG


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Every single housing estate in every Irish town and city is built over a graveyard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭delricyo


    Also heard this from a friend about his friend ....

    Thought it was true until I read it on AH
    He got lucky in a niteclub with a member of the travelling community. Went back to hers where he was instructed to "Lob it in there, boss" :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    delricyo wrote: »

    My favourite is the one about the babysitter getting the weirdo calling her when she is on her own in the house. She rings the police and they tell her its an internal call ...

    I'm pretty sure that's a movie, "When a Stranger Calls" ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Lads at a party in some apartment doing drink and drugs. They're taking turns on some girl in the bedroom. One lad goes in and starts riding her dodgey. She turns around and its his sister so he jumps out the window


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,145 ✭✭✭✭niallo27


    The one with the babysitter told the parents that the kids were alright when they came home but that lifesize clown doll in the bedroom freaked her out, but they didnt have a lifesize clown in the kids bedroom.Some thing like that, it scared the ****e of me when i was younger anyway.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Not sure if anyone here is familiar with The Lough in Cork but my Nana told me that there was once an underground castle where the Lough is situated, with a surrounding. There was a Princess living in the castle, and when the Prince ran away (!) she cried so much it flooded the castle and the village and that's how the Lough came to be :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,244 ✭✭✭baalthor


    steddyeddy wrote: »

    One she used tell me was about the pig woman of the rotunda hospital. The story goes that a rich woman was asked by a gypsy woman for money for her child. The wealthy woman who was pregnant at the time said to the beggar "go away you pig". The woman later gave birth to a "pig faced woman" and out of guilt founded the rotunda hospital.
    My mother had a similar story but it was about the Shirley family of Carrickmacross. One of the ladies of said family was pregnant and while out in her carriage one day passed a beggar woman with 10 kids. "Oh, look at the sow with her litter!" she exclaimed. So, of course the beggar woman cursed her and she gave birth to a son with a pig's trotter in place of a hand.
    And everyone knew the story was true because the son always wore long leather gloves when in public.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Archeron wrote: »
    Every single housing estate in every Irish town and city is built over a graveyard.

    a cow graveyard. well we were told edenmore was.

    i remember the round hill in cadburys in coolock had a myth where if you ran aroumd it 3 times you would see the devil


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Not sure if anyone here is familiar with The Lough in Cork but my Nana told me that there was once an underground castle where the Lough is situated, with a surrounding. There was a Princess living in the castle, and when the Prince ran away (!) she cried so much it flooded the castle and the village and that's how the Lough came to be :pac:

    I heard t'was a blocked toilet that caused the Lough.:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Bono and Bruce Springsteen in a Dublin restaurant paying for the meal of a fellow patron. There's different versions of this it usually goes that the person in question approaches the pair seeking Bono's autograph while not realising who the other man is, in the end Bruce picks up their tab or something along those lines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    If anyone is familiar with Mt Jerome cemetery in harolds cross you may be familiar with many of the legend that it was built by a freemason. Im not sure how true it is but It is a very strange cemetery. My Gran is buried there and I noticed some of the older tombs have images of a skull surrounded by a pentagram. Seriously creepy place!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    If anyone is familiar with Mt Jerome cemetery in harolds cross you may be familiar with many of the legend that it was built by a freemason. Im not sure how true it is but It is a very strange cemetery. My Gran is buried there and I noticed some of the older tombs have images of a skull surrounded by a pentagram. Seriously creepy place!

    I really like the statue of the dog howling into the air on top of its masters tomb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Archeron wrote: »
    I really like the statue of the dog howling into the air on top of its masters tomb.

    Edit: Wrong legend!

    The legend around the monument is that someone called William harvey's relatives erected it in his honour when Harvey's Irish wolfhound wouldnt leave his grave for weeks after his master died. The statue is a monument to the irish wolfhound.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Actually I found a pic of the occoult engraving in Mt.Jerome cemetery!

    http://0.tqn.com/d/goireland/1/0/a/A/-/-/skull_star_david.jpg

    Its not a pentagram but a skull surrounded by the star of david.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Lads at a party in some apartment doing drink and drugs. They're taking turns on some girl in the bedroom. One lad goes in and starts riding her dodgey. She turns around and its his sister so he jumps out the window

    Riding your sister would count as a dodgey one I guess...... :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,123 ✭✭✭Spore


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Another one Involved the hellfire club and the devil made an appearance during a poker game.

    Conor McPherson spun that tale into successful play called The Seafarer and ironically a character mentioned in the play was called Steady Eddy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    delricyo wrote: »
    Also heard this from a friend about his friend ....

    Thought it was true until I read it on AH
    He got lucky in a niteclub with a member of the travelling community. Went back to hers where he was instructed to "Lob it in there, boss" :eek:
    Heard something similar was more like
    ' no messin about just Horse it into me'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    The African woman at the bus stop.


    Story goes a bus pulls up to a stop. An african woman with a buggy is looking to get on. The driver states there is no room for the buggy as the bus is packed. African woman proceeds to leave the buggy at the stop and says to the driver "I'll leave it there. I'll get another one from the social welfare"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Merch


    Shryke wrote: »
    The killer in the back seat is one of the best.

    Or the one where a person (usually a woman) driving along a country road, stops as there is a person laying in the road, turns out it is a dead dog dressed in clothing, freaks them out so they head on.....
    niallo27 wrote: »
    The one with the babysitter told the parents that the kids were alright when they came home but that lifesize clown doll in the bedroom freaked her out, but they didnt have a lifesize clown in the kids bedroom.Some thing like that, it scared the ****e of me when i was younger anyway.

    That is creepy now! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    niallo27 wrote: »
    The one with the babysitter told the parents that the kids were alright when they came home but that lifesize clown doll in the bedroom freaked her out, but they didnt have a lifesize clown in the kids bedroom.Some thing like that, it scared the ****e of me when i was younger anyway.

    Ugh I remember that one...

    NOt going to sleep tonight now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    If anyone is familiar with Mt Jerome cemetery in harolds cross you may be familiar with many of the legend that it was built by a freemason. Im not sure how true it is but It is a very strange cemetery. My Gran is buried there and I noticed some of the older tombs have images of a skull surrounded by a pentagram. Seriously creepy place!


    That's one creepy creepy place. The place is ancient. It would take serious amount of money to spend a night there! Lots of anti social behaviour in it too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    Another 'friend of a friend' classic was the one with the pet snake where the snake used to lie at the bottom of the girl's bed but after a while the snake started sleeping length ways beside the girl and stopped eating food for a few weeks. The girl went to the vet to find out why the snake was acting like this and the vet says that the snake was sizing the girl up to eat her.

    Friend of a friend stories are the best. I normally try to keep a straight face while they tell the whole story and expose it as an urban legend at the end. The awkward fumbling and trying to save face afterwards is the best part!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,145 ✭✭✭✭niallo27


    Merch wrote: »
    Or the one where a person (usually a woman) driving along a country road, stops as there is a person laying in the road, turns out it is a dead dog dressed in clothing, freaks them out so they head on.....



    That is creepy now! :eek:
    mauzo wrote: »
    Ugh I remember that one...

    NOt going to sleep tonight now

    A teen female was babysitting for a wealthy family with a very large house, location - Newport Beach, California.
    The parents planned on dinner out and a late movie. Wanting to ease the babysitter's concerns about being in such a large house, the father directs that the babysitter use a certain tv room after putting the kids to bed, so she can hear the kids easily should they awaken before the parents' return. After the parents leave, the babysitter visits with the children, and they all share a nice supper that was prepared ahead of time by the kids' mother. Afterward, the babysitter spends time with the kids doing various activities before their bedtime. Nothing is amiss and all are having a pretty good time and enjoying each other.

    After the babysitter puts the kids to bed, she goes downstairs to the room mentioned by the father of the household. She understands that this is the best room to be in so that she can hear the children should they stir in their sleep and need her to come and comfort them, but she is bothered by the clown statue in the corner of the room. To her, it is very unnerving! She tries to ignore the clown statue and watches a little television, but finally, her nerves get the better of her and she dials the father's cell number. She knows she shouldn't disturb the couple she is babysitting for, but under the circumstance, she felt it best to phone and ask permission to go against the prior directions to stay in the father's room of choice. Perhaps he would be able to suggest a similarly convenient place in the home for listening for noise from the children. Of course, she also wouldn't want to get in trouble for directly disobeying, either.

    When the father answers his cell phone, the babysitter asks, "Would it be alright with you if I find a different place in the house to sit - or if I go read quietly with the little lamp in one of the kids' rooms while I wait for you to get home?" When the father asks if it might not be better for her to just read from the tv room, she admits, "I know this sounds very silly, but I'd rather read upstairs and don't mind not watching tv until you get home because this big clown statue in the TV room is really creepy!"
    Immediately, the father says, "Go upstairs, get the kids - quickly - " and he outlines a quick route through the large house to the back door. "Go directly to the neighbor's house - phone me once you're there - go do this now!" Alarmed, the babysitter asks, "Wow, what's going on?" The father just repeats, "Go now, follow my instructions exactly - go!" The babysitter does exactly as instructed, and once she gets the kids to the neighbor's house, she calls the father back. "What was all that about" the babysitter asked. "We do not own any kind of clown statue!" the father replied. "I have already phoned the police and they are on their way over to the house...you stay put with the kids - we are on our way to meet you at the neighbors."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Yeah that clown one was going around for ages. The version I heard was that it was a foreigner dressed as a clown!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Was out one night and I meet a traveller girl and we went home together, back to the site! Me in mortal fear her brothers would kill me for being with her

    Anyways, there we are and she says "none of your fancy stuff boss, horse it in"

    This girl gets around, she's been with several of my friends too, she said the exact same thing to them

    Did I tell ya I do the lotto every week, same numbers and the one week I didn't do it my numbers came up?


    My great grand parents or something along those lines had tickets to Titanic but missed the boat in Cobh.


    My other great grand father was a top man, great friends with Pearse and Clarke and Connolly.
    Was in the GPO I tell ya.
    Seems there was 100,000 brave Irish men there!!


    I was also getting Bus Éireann from Galway to Limerick and we stop at Bunratty

    These Yanks on the bus says "oh look they built the castle so close to the freeway, that was smart"

    The Yanks find this very impressive as I've heard this story several times from people who swear it is true!


    Friend of a friend had trials with Blackburn but he never went, too fond of the booze and chasing girls.
    Actually, for my final one, this one is true. I do know a lad like this, pisshead who more talent then anyone I ever played with

    I'm sure you know someone too who had talent and offered trials but threw it away


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