Cruel things you did when you were a kid.

1ZRed wrote: »

Sir Pompous Righteousness wrote: »

So you stood by and laughed as your friend got raped. Okay.

Ah, he was alright! Nothing but a bit of a heavy romp We always laugh about it looking back though.

Ah dont worry if you're going to hell for laughing at it then il be there with you coz i found that story hilarious!

When i was a child i had a beavis and butthead t-shirt that had an image of them playing frog baseball on the front. This inspired me to play frog hurling, i also used to break frogs legs and watch them try to hop about

I once found an injured wren and decided to put in out of its misery by chucking it down an old well, looking back on that i reckon i just increased it misery

Me and my mate spent a long summers day beating a dead badger with a stick, to this day i don't know why.

There was a river behind my house that me and my neighbours used to swim in during the summer. I brought our labrador down one day and it got a bit over excited and tried to bum my younger neighbour. We though it was hilarious but the dog was really strong and started dragging him under the water, eventually we had to jump in and rescue him before the dog went full Barrymore on him. That one back fired on me because he went home crying to his parents and the dog got put down

Looking back on it i had all the hallmarks of a future serial killer. In fact if i caught a kid doing the stuff i did i would slap the head off them and call the cops, but as soon as i got older i realised how cruel i was and changed my ways. I have saved a few stray cats over the years to undo all the bad things i have done.

I used to pour salt on slugs so they would melt. I used to think that was so cool!

I beat up twins with a hurley after they robbed my bike.......my sister also rowed in

When I was a kid, me and my brother tied a parachute to my uncle's teddy bear ( which was actually an antique ) and launched him from the eight floor of our apartment block.

We used to trap wasps from my friends garden in a lucozade bottle. When we had about 5 or 6 in the bottle we would trap a butterfly and put it in with the wasps and watch them torture the butterfly.

Another time we trapped a load of violent wasps in a cigar tube and sold it to a woman as an environmentally friendly vibrator!

One of these is true......

I used to pretend I was building a house for this young kid, but you see it was really a prison. Imagine heaps of wooden pallets, metal rods and building material. I just built it up around him and he soon realized he was trapped and wailed etc, shook the stucture, but to no avail! We hid for a few hours watching and laughing.

we used to burn all the soiled straw bedding from the horses on a big heap out back once a week. I was about 10 at the time and I was in charge of setting it on fire and making sure it burned properly. My younger cousin was over at the time (whome I disliked) and was using my brand new super soaker playing fireman against my will because my mum had told me I had to share my toys. So he kept putting out parts of the fire that I was trying to keep going. When the waterbottle ran empty I offered to go fill it up again as he'd probably break it or something. So back I come a minute later and hand him the super soaker and stand back. he sprays a bit on a small nearby flame on the ground when all of a sudden a stream of fire races up the stream of the supersoaker and sets ablaze theground on which he was standing. "water" lol.

(he was fine by the way, and didn't want to play fireman anymore) :P

Stabbed my sisters goldfish with a fork.
It died

For the laugh, my friend used throw the cat down the stairs!!