Cruel things you did when you were a kid.

Mr.Crinklewood · 09-09-2012 11:16AM #1

Just reading the Cody thread, which IMO is cruel beyond comprehension and a totally different scenario.

Mods, unsure if there is a similar thread, if there is then lock be in a cupboard ( like I did to my little brother )

Anyway, when I was young once or twice I'd catch flies under glasses to they would suffocate and die.

I do note that I seem to value flies life below that of dogs. [Sorry fly lovers]

Ghandee · 09-09-2012 11:29AM

Use to make fly planes.

Match stick's glued in the shape of a Cross, (the plane) two house flies glued to the 'wings' of the plane as your 'engine's'.

Many a rainy afternoon was brightened up in our house watching the planes zoom across the living room.

holystungun9 · 09-09-2012 11:36AM

Threw another kid's bag in the sheep dip. (City folk just won't understand).

tempura · 09-09-2012 11:39AM

I put a kitten in my freezer when i was about six. Only left it there for a couple of seconds.

To this day, i honestly don't know why the **** I did that. Im quite ashamed of my little self !

The kitten was fine btw !

MagicMarker · 09-09-2012 11:40AM

I ate my twin sister in the womb, stupid bitch was cramping my style.

tempura · 09-09-2012 11:43AM

MagicMarker wrote: »

I ate my twin sister in the womb, stupid bitch was cramping my style.

You should have posted that on the abortion thread, stir things up a bit.... not that it needs it !

RossyG · 09-09-2012 12:38PM

I used to cut wasps heads off with scissors. They seemed to survive for a couple of hours, or at least their mouth-pincers still seemed to function.

Not something I'm proud of, by the way.

I also had a long-haired guinea pig who'd get mucky and need a bath. But he hated baths so one day i turned the hose on him instead. He scuttled away, terrified.

I wasn't meaning to be nasty and I felt terrible after. But I made a fuss of him and gave him some dandelions leaves and he seemed to forgive me pretty quickly.

some random drunk · 09-09-2012 12:43PM

I used to lock our 2 pet cats (who hated each other) in the sideboard because I reckoned if they were stuck in a confined space together they would become friends.
I think I got my idea from the cliche in soap operas where two enemies get stuck in a lift etc, then become best buddies.

Kidchameleon · 09-09-2012 12:55PM

I used to fill frogs up with helium and watch them float away...

Canard · 09-09-2012 02:12PM

Ewwwwww, how did you guys touch live flies and wasps? :eek:

I once took my fish out of its basin when we'd just gotten it, I didn't understand that it needed to be in water

It flopped back into it a few seconds later anyway.

RossyG · 09-09-2012 02:49PM

The wasps used to buzz against my window. When they settled I'd cut 'em in half with scissors. Then I'd behead them.

I never touched them with my fingers.

1ZRed · 09-09-2012 02:55PM

When me and my friend were young, we would go off through the fields like you do at that age. So one day we were messing around when we suddenly got ambushed by a massive donkey. The lad was in visible "heat" I'll say, and immediately gave charge to us so we started to leg it the nearest wall.
It was really tall one (probably to keep this hard done animal contained) and my friend had to push me up onto it, at which point the very horny donkey had caught up to us.
While my friend was still trying to struggle and scramble up the wall, the donkey got his two legs up on my friend, pressed him against the wall and eh, got to work!
My friend was desperately squealing out my name for help and I'm just there rolling around on the wall pissing my hole laughing at him. It was the funniest moment ever and I still take this piss out of his "first time"!

DjFlin · 09-09-2012 03:00PM

Always made my friends use the dodgy off-brand PlayStation controller.

Einhard · 09-09-2012 03:00PM

I used to catch flies, specially the big ones, and throw them into spiders' webs. And then hang about to spy on dinner. Just giving nature a helping hand.

some random drunk · 09-09-2012 03:07PM

I used to tease spiders by throwing fly sized bits of leaves at their web and laugh at them when they came rushing out to inspect their dinner.

louthguy25 · 09-09-2012 03:11PM

Were do i begin?

When i was 8 i locked my 12 year old sister in a shed for 8 hours while everyone went looking for her, i even helped them search for her in fear of what she was going to do to me when she got out

I also fed flies to spiders haha

I also tamed a feral cat by putting a flower pot on her head for an hour until she stopped struggling, i may have brain damaged the cat :rolleyes:

I used to play football againt this younger kid who was an absolute dick and id always time my tackles or runs to hit him as hard as possible or push him into a wall/goalpost/other player

The joys of youth

dodderangler · 09-09-2012 03:31PM

Has no one put up pullin the legs off daddy long legs yet?
I used to catch wasps and bees in a bottle do they'd fight and then I'd kick the bottle ( cruel lil fcuker I was)
Id catch frogs down the park and put them on the ground on the m50 bridge and they'd basically commit suicide jumpin off

Fcuk sake think I needed therapy

branbee · 09-09-2012 04:17PM

Was expecting to hear alot more cruelty to younger siblings rather than animals/insects! Dont remember ever doing anything to insects apart from squashing what we called bloodsuckers on the path!

Used to make my younger sister clean our room all the time cause it was "her mess" (we played everything together) and i had to clean it all those times before she was born so she needed to catch up anyway.

Not really cruel compared to ripping off her legs/squashing her/random other things people did to insects but mean all the same!

a fat guy · 09-09-2012 04:33PM

I remember stepping on a brush that my old cat's tail was under...

I can't remember if it was an accident or not though.

This one time I did put a wasp and a spider in a small container together though, the spider wrapped up the wasp and when I let them go, the spider tried to drag the wasp up the wall, but it was too weak! Kinda funny actually!

jessiejam · 09-09-2012 04:37PM

When I was about 10, my friend and I would play school. I was always the teacher and she was the student. I would give her homework and all. I mean essays and everything and would expect her to do it that night. If she didn't do it I would be odd with her for days.

What a complete b*itch I was!

1ZRed · 09-09-2012 04:39PM

jessiejam wrote: »

When I was about 10, my friend and I would play school. I was always the teacher and she was the student. I would give her homework and all. I mean essays and everything and would expect her to do it that night. If she didn't do it I would be odd with her for days.

What a complete b*itch I was!

I know I let my best friend get raped by a donkey, but fuck in hell that was harsh!

jessiejam · 09-09-2012 05:16PM

1ZRed wrote: »

I know I let my best friend get raped by a donkey, but fuck in hell that was harsh!

Silly me I must have mis-read the thread. I thought it said cruel. Not evil!:pac:

SantryRed · 09-09-2012 05:19PM

Used to tell my cousin she was playing Playstation with me when I would really have her controller plugged into the memory card slot. Didn't stop me encouraging her though

smallerthanyou · 09-09-2012 05:23PM

I remember collectin up worms n various bugs in a tin, then tipping the tin over in front of the hens who'd eat them all. I stopped after a hen pecked a slug and his green slug guts landed on my shoe.

3ndahalfof6 · 09-09-2012 05:24PM

tempura wrote: »

I put a kitten in my freezer when i was about six. Only left it there for a couple of seconds.

To this day, i honestly don't know why the **** I did that. Im quite ashamed of my little self !

The kitten was fine btw !

that was the fight between good and evil, trying to claim your soul, it looks like good won, in the nick of time too.

Sir Pompous Righteousness · 09-09-2012 05:27PM

1ZRed wrote: »

When me and my friend were young, we would go off through the fields like you do at that age. So one day we were messing around when we suddenly got ambushed by a massive donkey. The lad was in visible "heat" I'll say, and immediately gave charge to us so we started to leg it the nearest wall.
It was really tall one (probably to keep this hard done animal contained) and my friend had to push me up onto it, at which point the very horny donkey had caught up to us.
While my friend was still trying to struggle and scramble up the wall, the donkey got his two legs up on my friend, pressed him against the wall and eh, got to work!
My friend was desperately squealing out my name for help and I'm just there rolling around on the wall pissing my hole laughing at him. It was the funniest moment ever and I still take this piss out of his "first time"!

So you stood by and laughed as your friend got raped. Okay.

Quandary · 09-09-2012 05:28PM

we had some pet rabbits when I was about 10. Neighbours dog got into the hutch and killed them all.

We put the dog into a sack, hung the sack from a tree and beat the dog with sticks. Revenge, mafia style.

The dog wasn't seriously injured afterwards, but i've felt guilty about it to this day - I'm never gonna make Godfather am I....

marnie d · 09-09-2012 05:28PM

Used to catch spiders, woodlice etc and throw them into a jar filled with water and fairy liquid!

ajjmk · 09-09-2012 05:35PM

Used to pull the legs off daddy long legs - I think every kid did that!

Used to catch frogs and throw them into trees. I can't remember my reasoning behind that one, but I definitely thought it was for their benefit.

One year I spent the whole summer catching butterflys and putting them all into a box. I was really upset when I went to release them in my bedroom only to find them all dead!!

I was also terribly cruel to my little sister. I convinced her that I was a witch, and whenever she was annoying me I would "turn her into a frog". She used to get extremely upset over that and would be inconsolable for hours after!
I used to also tell her that various objects were actually foodstuffs - eg. the sticky bits on the tree in the garden was bubblegum, sheepshit in the field was coco pops...

Gosh, I'm surprised she even talks to me now!!

kupus · 09-09-2012 05:42PM

Sweet jaysis I grew up on a farm and im used to what some would call gruesome stuff killing sheep for dinner.... or hunting but some posts here are psychotic :eek:

wp_rathead · 09-09-2012 05:44PM

not cruel, but totally innocent: I used to like the Swastika symbol for some reason when I was younger- as in senior infants. Had no idea what it was, but I used to draw it on all my copy books in and for art in class.. kinda fucked up really
I never killed insects or anything

Cruel things you did when you were a kid.

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