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Is Humpty Dumpty an Egg?

  • 05-09-2012 10:00PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭


    I am sick of the lies and need to know the truth. All the illustrated nursery rhyme books have Humpty pictured as an egg. Eggs don't sit on walls. Eggs don't have an army of soldiers or public servants sticking them back together. So who is Humpty Dumpty ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Humpty dumpty was a canon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    He was a Faberge egg, thats why there was such panic to put him back together again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Humpty dumpty was a canon
    Would you wish to explain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    He was an egg with mysterious skills :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the King's horses, And all the King's men
    Couldn't put Humpty together again!

    ƃƃә uɐ


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    He was an egg fired out of a cannon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    MMM....I'm gonna whip me up an omelette


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,242 ✭✭✭iverjohnston


    At the time of the civil war in 1648, Colchester was a town with a castle and several churches and was protected by the city wall.

    During the siege of Colchester, the 15th century tower of the church known as 'St Mary's by the Wall' was indeed much damaged. This happened because, on June 15th 1648, the church was strengthened against attack, by putting a cannon on the roof. As in the story, a gunner known as 'One-Eyed Jack Thompson' fired the cannon. He caused a lot of damage to Lord Fairfax's attacking troops.

    Thompson's success made many of the Roundheads fire onto the church roof and, sometime during the 14th or 15th of July, Thompson and his gun came tumbling down. The damaged cannon could not be raised again.

    This was one of a number of setbacks and, on August 28th 1648, the Royalists lay down their weapons, opened the gates of Colchester and surrendered to the Parliamentarians

    Got thisfrom "Myths &Ledgends" from Google.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Birds lay eggs. Eggs can be found in a nest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Powerful people don't want you to find out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Birds lay eggs. Eggs can be found in a nest.

    Some snakes lay eggs, too. Do they?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Lars1916 wrote: »
    Some snakes lay eggs, too. Do they?


    Indeed my learned friend. In fact, quite a few members of the reptile species lay eggs. A very good documentary I would suggest to watch is Jurassic Park.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I'm 100% certain it was an inside job by all the king's men. If you look at the remains of Humpty at ground zero there is no way that he could have ended up like that after a fall, even a great one. In fact there is no evidence of a fall at all, or even that he ever sat on a wall. Wake up people!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Humpty dumpty was a canon

    Why would they name a cannon after such a haphazard egg?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    He was a cunt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭bfocusd


    Just watch puss in boots, humpty dumptys actually really evil, he deserved to fall of the wall, I wouldn't of put his ignorant ass back together either


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    He was a cunt.
    True, and here is the evidence of his cuntishness!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    At the time of the civil war in 1648, Colchester was a town with a castle and several churches and was protected by the city wall.

    During the siege of Colchester, the 15th century tower of the church known as 'St Mary's by the Wall' was indeed much damaged. This happened because, on June 15th 1648, the church was strengthened against attack, by putting a cannon on the roof. As in the story, a gunner known as 'One-Eyed Jack Thompson' fired the cannon. He caused a lot of damage to Lord Fairfax's attacking troops.

    Thompson's success made many of the Roundheads fire onto the church roof and, sometime during the 14th or 15th of July, Thompson and his gun came tumbling down. The damaged cannon could not be raised again.

    This was one of a number of setbacks and, on August 28th 1648, the Royalists lay down their weapons, opened the gates of Colchester and surrendered to the Parliamentarians

    Got thisfrom "Myths &Ledgends" from Google.
    Wow who would have thought it. I suppose most nursery rhymes and some have a certain level of violence like for instance Goosey Goosey gander are connected to historical events.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Humpty was pushed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭Maedbhish


    What I don't get is how "All the King's horses" put him back together.. Have you ever tried fixing something with hooves??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭BOF666


    Maedbhish wrote: »
    What I don't get is how "All the King's horses" put him back together.. Have you ever tried fixing something with hooves??

    Have you? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    It was a suicide. He just cracked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Maedbhish wrote: »
    What I don't get is how "All the King's horses" put him back together.. Have you ever tried fixing something with hooves??
    Don't you get glue from horses hooves?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I think he does football commentary now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,567 ✭✭✭✭martyos121


    Humpy Dumpty is actually a metaphor for the Irish economy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    I am sick of the lies and need to know the truth. All the illustrated nursery rhyme books have Humpty pictured as an egg. Eggs don't sit on walls. Eggs don't have an army of soldiers or public servants sticking them back together. So who is Humpty Dumpty ?
    Main thing is too keep drinking water.

    it it gets bad, half a sleeping tab - but no more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Lars1916 wrote: »
    Some snakes lay eggs, too. Do they?


    Indeed my learned friend. In fact, quite a few members of the reptile species lay eggs. A very good documentary I would suggest to watch is Jurassic Park.
    Did ya know two mammals lay eggs?
    Platypus and echidna
    Thought I'd throw that out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    brummytom wrote: »
    It was a suicide. He just cracked.
    He didn't crack mate
    He was just a mad yoke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    He didn't crack mate
    He was just a mad yoke
    he was a mad joke that finally cracked?

    wait, arent we (you) just stealing someone else's joke?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    He didn't crack mate
    He was just a mad yoke
    Nah, he was definitely depressed. People spent all their time around him walking on eggshells. When he needed help, his friends just scrambled.


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