Walk this way

old hippy · 05-09-2012 05:57PM #1

How do you hit the streets, then?

Running?

Striding?

Sauntering?

Strutting?

I tend to amble along, harmlessly

WIZE · 05-09-2012 05:59PM

old hippy wrote: »

How do you hit the streets, then?

Running?

Striding?

Sauntering?

Strutting?

I tend to amble along, harmlessly

One foot infront of the other suits me

Thumby · 05-09-2012 06:00PM

At the moment i waddle lol

Icarus Wings · 05-09-2012 06:01PM

old hippy wrote: »

Strutting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXtj_SdJMzM

castletownman · 05-09-2012 06:01PM

old hippy wrote: »

How do you hit the streets, then?

Running?

Striding?

Sauntering?

Strutting?

I tend to amble along, harmlessly

Usually with disdain

Casillas · 05-09-2012 06:02PM

Striding in shadows

Cee-Jay-Cee · 05-09-2012 06:04PM

I generally run everywhere screaming 'get out of my fu cking way' It's gives the impression that I am either in bother or very late for something. Either way I get where I want very quickly in general.

MadsL · 05-09-2012 06:08PM

Thinly disguised "I have legs" boast.

:mad: Shame on you, back to sensitivity training.

Duggy747 · 05-09-2012 07:01PM

Walk along to the beat of the music I'm listening to. Good thing I don't listen to dubstep....

If I don't have any music then I dodge the cracks on the pavement.

Feeona · 05-09-2012 07:03PM

I usually send a crier ahead to tell everyone I'm coming. I then appear on a bed hoisted upon the shoulders of four manly men.

Lawrence1895 · 05-09-2012 07:03PM

I'm cycling

Mr.Crinklewood · 05-09-2012 07:06PM

Normally a brisk walk, unless I see another cyclist behind me on the pavement I walk slowly randomly moving from one side of the pavement to another.

Real Life · 05-09-2012 07:16PM

i seem to have a long stride, my friends have to almost jog to keep up with me and they always complain but i dont think i walk fast at all, it just feels like a stroll.
Im not even that tall, only 6' 1" so i dont know why i seem to walk so fast

Where To · 05-09-2012 07:19PM

Like this :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

BaronVonBacon · 05-09-2012 07:21PM

I skip along and tell everyone I meet along the way what a fabulous day it is.

3ndahalfof6 · 05-09-2012 07:25PM

I am, hey Joe what do you know, I hit the street fully prepared.

tony 2 tone · 05-09-2012 08:09PM

I usually hit the streets with a hammer, God damned streets killed my father :mad:

pragmatic1 · 05-09-2012 08:35PM

I limp.

cartell_best · 05-09-2012 09:52PM

Usually when i join the mainstream of people moving along I start off walking normally and then when they don't keep pace (i'm supposedly a fast walker), I consider my options. The only thing is? Its gotten just as bad as driving, I'm trying to predict the movement of the people in front of me and a single careless movement of another pedestrian causes to me to lose thought and end up with me bumping into a third party. Then and only then, do I take evasive action and hope I don't have to say "sorry" to a complete and utter stranger, simply because, rules of the footpath were not followed by other pedestrians.

Mr Benevolent · 05-09-2012 10:13PM

MadsL wrote: »

Thinly disguised "I have legs" boast.

:mad: Shame on you, back to sensitivity training.

Yes, but you've got an electric bike.

So have I.

We are superior.

af_thefragile · 05-09-2012 10:15PM

Thumby wrote: »

At the moment i waddle lol

Like this??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

af_thefragile · 05-09-2012 10:18PM

tony 2 tone wrote: »

I usually hit the streets with a hammer, God damned streets killed my father :mad:

I guess its best for you to leave the roads behind and move one...

LeeHoffmann · 05-09-2012 10:20PM

moonwalk

hattoncracker · 05-09-2012 10:22PM

I walk in time to whatever music is blaring throughmy headphones...

I am normally gangsta.

dodderangler · 05-09-2012 10:26PM

I tend to walk down the road without a care and couldn't give a flying fcuk who I walk into
Que the verve 'bitter sweet symphony'

hairyprincess · 05-09-2012 11:12PM

I walk like an Egyptian

Thumby · 06-09-2012 06:17AM

@af_the fragile
Lmao. Pretty much like that yeah. Thankfully its only a temporary thing. Another six months and its back to heels and strutting :-P

--Kaiser-- · 06-09-2012 09:11AM

Swagger

conorhal · 06-09-2012 09:15AM

Like this guy....

Check out the peter's road dancer on youtube, he's a legend. I wish I could summon that level of positivity on my way to work (generally going into work ....I trudge)

kfallon · 06-09-2012 09:17AM

I'm actually a very quick walker, not quite Olympic funny walk standard but usually set a good brisk pace!

stmol32 · 06-09-2012 11:19AM

I change my walk every ten steps or so, that's the only way to stop the Cherokee tracking you.

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