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An unwanted nocturnal visitor

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  • #32
    Alactric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭Alactric


    sweeney1971 wrote: »
    Many years ago I lived in a Village what had a Cat that visited every open window it could find. Make itself at home then crap in the house and went on to the next. It managed to crap under my quilt when I had left a window slightly open. I had to buy new bedding and a new matress. The Company who I bought the matress off offered to remove the old matress but I did not want them to think it was me who put the skid stains on it so just set fire to it when it was dark.

    That's awful...and brilliant :D


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,464 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    davet82 wrote: »
    buy a pellet gun, i heard cats dont like getting shot with pellet guns :)

    I heard fresh pussy tastes nice.
    I ****ing hate cats.

    If one got into my room, he wouldnt get out let me tell ya.

    Que lazy cat owners going mad.:D


  • #34
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Plate of catfood. Add 1 crushed lightbulb. Serve.

    Voila! No more cat...


  • #35
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Damn OP !! I'm not sure how you survived !!

    Waking up in the middle of the night and your wife finds you in bed with some strange pussy ?

    They write songs about men like you.


  • #36
    JamieKCCO
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78 ✭✭JamieKCCO


    Leave a sock on the handle of the open window, it's a well known Do Not Disturb sign


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  • #37
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    nbar12 wrote: »
    why don't you kill the cat the next time it's in your room?

    Te be honest, the cat wasn't the one making all the noise and the fuss.......


  • #38
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »
    I heard fresh pussy tastes nice.

    he he he he he he...

    ;)


  • #39
    working fool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    Alactric wrote: »
    GAAman wrote: »
    Pour lemon juice on your window sill especially where you think the cat might have climbed on it, the strong smell will deter it in future. Do it every 2 days for about a week should be enough to keep it away

    Smart man here. I have no idea why but our cats would go ape if they get a whiff or taste of citrus. Heightened sense of taste / smell?

    Hogwash !
    I seen itchy & scratchy drinking lemonade last week


  • #40
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Put some washing up liquid around the window and the frame, they dont like the smell of it. Works wonders at keeping them away.


  • #41
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,046 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    red27 wrote: »
    Put pepper on your window ledge and that will keep the cat away, We had the same problem, worked for us.

    Did that, but Pepper kept falling off the window ledge. She was a German Shepard, so didn`t really fit.


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  • #42
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,450 ✭✭✭Morag


    Works better if it's lemon scented washing up liquid.
    Could be the cat was preggers and looking for somewhere to drop a litter, best to close your windows or you could get a worse surprise.


  • #43
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    I love a bit of pussy in the middle of the night........


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