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Hitchhickers?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    keith16 wrote: »
    And then tear off just as they reach for the door?

    No. They normally refuse and keep a safe distance from the car :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    I hitchhiked to school once. Sitting in the back of my teacher car getting a lecture on hitchhiking was not the highlight of the trip


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Fenian Army


    Much easier to hitch a lift outside Dublin, done it quite a bit. Women never stop, farmers tend to stop the most "hop in the trailer lads" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    MadsL wrote: »
    You know that does not mean what you think it means.

    I once hitched London to Prague like a boss.

    Got a lift from London to Zeebrugge including a slap up meal on the truckers ferry (all food and drink was free)

    Walked into the truck stop at Zeebrugge, poured myself a free coffee and asked if anyone was going East.
    Where are you heading asks one guy?
    Prague.
    I'll take you he says.
    Great I say, how far east are you going.
    I said I'll take you, I'm going through Prague.

    Turns out he was a hardcore long-distance driver, London to Istanbul. He used to do London to Iraq before the war. Some great stories out of him.

    I'd love to have the guts to do that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭elchupanebrey


    Stopped for a woman one day. Won't be any bother i thought, she's in her fifties at least. I knew i was in trouble when she tried to get in the sliding door of the van. It turns out she was hammered. She started shouting things like "what the f*** are you saying". The 10km to the next town were a worry, thought she might attack at any minute.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    I don't pick them up because of the awkward silence when you have nothing to say to each other.
    This remind me of meself and the wife


  • Site Banned Posts: 192 ✭✭will.i.am


    I would love to meet Larry Murphy hitching. I say we could have a great chat!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    SaulGoode9 wrote: »
    Two words



    Don't Panic
    ah, they're harmless allright.

    well, mostly harmless


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    I hitched up and down the highways and byways of Ireland when I was in my teens / early twenties. Nice thing about Ireland is most towns are mainly five to ten miles apart so when picked up by a nut you can get out fast.
    It amazes me how people are snobby about hitchers yet think backpacking / gap yearing around the far east is somehow romantic and educational. It is the same bloody thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭FinnLizzy


    Christ, there's some sheltered darlings in AH today!

    I started hitching when I was 16 because I wasn't having my parents drive me round all the time, and public transport in the North-West is abysmal.

    I didn't tell my parents because I thought they'd be worried, but when I told them how I got to (insert rural village), I was surprised when they said "Didn't think people did that anymore".

    I've picked up a few hitch hikers since I got my license, and they're usually good banter.

    The hitch hiker should be more worried about who's picking them up than vice versa.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    I pass hippies hitching out to the Shell To Sea protests fairly frequently, wouldn't let them in my car though!

    Would you not..uh...think of giving them a little dunt of your offside fender ?

    Just sayin.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,957 ✭✭✭blindside88


    I often pick up hitch jokers unless I'm in a real rush to get somewhere. When I was growing up my dad would often pick me up with a couple of hitch hikers in the back. I dropped my car to the garage last week and had him pick me up, there were 2 guys in full at gear sitting in the back of the car, their car ha broken down. U never know when you'll need a hand from a stranger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    I think hitchhiking is not allowed on motorways which is probably the reason you don't see many.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,444 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    First time i ever hitchhiked I ended up buying acid off the guy who gave me a lift. That was awesome.

    My car is dead now, but while I had it I would give lifts to people if they looked decent - young people, backpackers etc.

    Did never pick up those weird crusty looking country people who looked like they were delivered at the farm. You know, thosr f*ckers who hitch into and out of town everyday kind of thing. Those ****ers can take th bus.

    I think, generally, people who pick up hitchhikers have normally hitched at least once themselves. Its like paying back tge favour. Like a club you can talk to the b@stards about.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    It was a big thing up to the late '80s.

    I thought nothing of doing it.

    Back then parents didn't buy cars for their little darlings.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    In the late 70s and up till I went to England in the mid 80s I used to hitch everywhere. There wasn't the money for buses and everyone did it. Used to hitch in Dublin during the bus strikes too. Only had two really dodgy experiences. A friend and I hitched from Dublin to Clonmel, to collect my passport, and back to Dublin one summer's day. Arrived back in Dublin at 6pm and decided there was enough time to hitch to her home in Ballinasloe before it got dark.

    We made it as far as Athlone and were very pleased to be so close when we got picked up by two guys in a gold Chrysler Alpine (never forgotten the bloody car). They were heading to Galway to some dance and asked us to go along. We refused on the grounds that her parents were expecting us but that we might come along later but they got very insistent. On the outskirts of Ballinsloe she gave me a dig in the ribs, muttered that they'd turned off the main road and at the same time told them to stop messing and to leave us off there. The lad driving laughed and told us that we were going to get what we deserved. They drove us about 15 miles out of the town up byroads and down boreens and finally pulled up in the middle of absolutely nowhere and told us that we should put out or get get. they didn't use that phrase but that was the gist of it. We got out. They drove up the road and we started walking back the way we'd come. A couple of minutes later they sped (is that even a word) back towards us. If we hadn't jumped the ditch they'd have run over us.

    We were terrified. Eventually we came to a house and gathered up the courage to knock on the door. Talk about more terror. The whole family came to the door - they were Cletus and Brandine from the Simpsons except there were at least 4 sets of grandparents and had more kids. We felt a bit out of the frying pan into the fire. They gave us lots of funny looks and complicated instructions on the way back to Ballinasloe which was about 13 miles away. We began walking again with dusk closing in. We hadn't listened too well to the instructions because we'd been so tense and nervous. We heard an engine again and panicked that it might be the two in the Chrysler back again but it turned out to be a tractor in a farm yard. We ran towards sound and found a man of about 70 getting out of his tractor. We asked the way to Ballinasloe and he looked at us like we were mad. We explained what had happened and he insisted on driving us back to Ballinasloe. Such a nice man.

    Back in the safety of her house we discussed whether we should ring the guards but decided against it in case we had to give names because she'd get into trouble for hitching. She'd told her mother that we'd gotten a lift from a friend. I hope those bastards died in a single car collision before they pulled that stunt again. It didn't put me off hitching though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    I was a familiar thumber on the N24 back in the late 90's so I'll always stop for them now, I haven't noticed anyone thumbing in ages though.


    My car broke down on the Mitchelstown Ring on Halloween night in 2008 so I thumbed back to Cork because I was too stingy to get a bus, I'd reckon the man who picked me up at the south roundabout is on Boards, So if your reading this thanks, I was stoned in your car by the way !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Man with a Merc picks up a Hitchhiker.

    Hitchhiker; What's the thing on the bonnet for?

    Merc Driver; It's a Gunsight for people I dont like.

    HH; Cool, can you show me how it works?

    MD; Sure. (Makes convincing machinegun sounds to a cyclist they're overtaking). Dam, I missed.

    HH; No prob mate, I got him with the door.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Haven't seen any in recent years.

    If it was a male I'd leave him but if it was female I'd probably pick her up and let all sorts of pervy fantasies run through my little head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭PeterStrauss The Second


    Where To wrote: »
    Two words



    Rutger Hauer
    Hobo stops begging.

    Demands Change.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭justshane


    See a good hitch-hikers, was one myself in my younger days so i kind of feel it's only fair i return the favor. I pick up based on my initial thought if i can take them if they try to attack me or not.

    P.S
    I don't pick up females, feel wary that they could accuse me of something so don't take the risk. Once when driving out of Athlone there was a tall blonde in a real real short skirt, dolled up to the last and savage looking. Anyways it looked like a set up for a rape claim so drove on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    People are too afraid to pick up male hitch hikers. Instead they pick up sexy girl hitch hikers, but that's less creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭FinnLizzy


    Another wee hitch hiking story!

    Was driving out of town with two friends. Saw two Spanish students in the distance thumbing (the little ****s that come every summer). Every time a car didn't stop, the Spaniards would flip them off. Kinda bad form, considering that getting picked up is a privilege, and such actions would give hitch hikers a bad name.

    So I did the classic 'pull aside and wait til they're close'. And watched them in my mirror as they threw their tapas at us while we drove away.

    (NB: There was no Tapas involved)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭Rich11


    Haven't seen any in recent years.

    If it was a male I'd leave him but if it was female I'd probably pick her up and let all sorts of pervy fantasies run through my little head.

    i think you mean the ladies of the night there;):pac::pac:


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i saw a couple last week trying to hitch hike

    it was at heuston station in dublin and they had a cardboard sign saying Galway on it.

    young couple, most likely college students.

    more amazing since they were at the station for the train to galway and also the bus stop next to it for galway too.

    i was only going to clondalkin

    so i stopped, opened the passenger window and asked "where ya's going"

    they replied "galway"

    i said "good for you" and tore off down the road.

    me and my friend in the car at the time and had a good laugh at it and the looks on their faces was priceless :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85 ✭✭TAlderson


    I was in the Italian alps hiking with a friend and the head of the trail we were on was pretty far from where the bus stopped. Hitched a ride with a nice old Italian guy, who I tried to talk to in my broken Italian (I think I managed to say that the mountains were beautiful and that we were students). He stopped at his house and we were just about to thank him and be on our way when he invited us in and poured us each a glass of wine.

    I think he was proud of where he lived (he kept comparing it to the city, which he hated), and wanted to show a couple foreigners some good old fashioned Italian hospitality.

    I also got a tour of an Italian dam on the same trip from a guy I got a ride from. I tried to make smalltalk by asking what he did (he worked at the dam), and I guess I sounded interested enough to get a full tour.

    I've only ever hitchhiked in rural areas, but I've always had good experiences, especially in Italy. I try to be courteous (and smell decent) and don't act like I'm entitled to a ride, and I always have an alternate plan (like a bus). I can understand not wanting to pick up hitchhikers, but don't let a few rude or dangerous ones make you think everyone looking for a ride is some ungrateful bum looking to knife/rape you...

    -Tyler


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    As a male, I'd never pick up a female hitchhiker in case she would accuse me of rape or something. I'd never pick up a male hitchhiker in case he'd actually rape me.

    The days of hitch hikers are sort of behind us now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭ChickenZombie


    ...shocked by the nature of some the comments and attitudes in this thread, there are some sad sad people out there :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 621 ✭✭✭dave3004


    I hitched from Cairns airport to Cairns (not far).

    Got picked up my a mother and her daughter.

    Got on great and chatting away for the whole journey. They didnt wanna drop me off ! Asked me out to lunch but I politely declined.

    It was my first day in Oz and a great introduction to the people here.....W*nkers ! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    **** no


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