Weirdest thing youve seen your neighbours do?

LiamSevenfold · 01-09-2012 12:33PM #1

Now I have some pretty normal neighbours but Ive heard man people that talk about their neighbours.. Some stories Ive heard are bizzare to say the least.

Care to share your bizzare or just plain weird tales about your next door friends?..

Hardonraging · 01-09-2012 12:40PM

Die .... Twice !!

smash · 01-09-2012 12:43PM

Whack off in the shower with the window open.

frag420 · 01-09-2012 12:44PM

Stare in my bathroom window while I was **** in the shower!!

Dirty perv!!

mikom · 01-09-2012 01:03PM

LiamSevenfold wrote: »

Ive heard man people that talk about their neighbours

Me hear man people talk about neighbours also....

BunShopVoyeur · 01-09-2012 01:04PM

You first OP/journalist.

B0jangles · 01-09-2012 01:06PM

Ours threw a manky oven-ready duck into the garden.

Duggy747 · 01-09-2012 01:10PM

Letting their kids take a poo on top of another neighbour's car / ESB box.

Knackers.

Mr Benevolent · 01-09-2012 01:11PM

Throwing a brick though a window while shouting about conspiracies against him. We're neighbours from hell.

El Guapo! · 01-09-2012 01:12PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Letting their kids take a poo on top of another neighbour's car / ESB box.

Knackers.

What????

Where the fúck do you live??!!

Culleeo · 01-09-2012 01:29PM

Dear Deidre.
I was watching my next door neighbour's daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window.
As I was ****, I turned to notice my wife just standing there,
arms folded...watching me.
Is she a pervert?

hattoncracker · 01-09-2012 01:32PM

My neighbour sits in his car all day.. doesn't have the radio on, just likes to watch the world go by.. when it's hot out he's Just in shorts so when you walk by the house he just looks like a naked man sitting in his car.

ermahgerd · 01-09-2012 01:34PM

Plays extremely loud Irish music late every Sunday night for a few hours on end. She lives a very quiet life apart from that, which makes it all the more unusual.

Duggy747 · 01-09-2012 01:40PM

Dean09 wrote: »

What????

Where the fúck do you live??!!

Well, they actually weren't my neighbour, there were neighbours to my mates. The parents were junkies and they had trashed the house, sold all of the landlords furniture off so they were living in a bare house. They didn't give 2 fùcks about the kids.

lookitsme · 01-09-2012 01:47PM

Culleeo wrote: »

Dear Deidre.
I was watching my next door neighbour's daughter sunbathing topless from my bedroom window.
As I was ****, I turned to notice my wife just standing there,
arms folded...watching me.
Is she a pervert?

dear Culleeo

if she just stood there : yes
if she gave you a hand: no

El Guapo! · 01-09-2012 01:50PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Dean09 wrote: »

What????

Where the fúck do you live??!!

Well, they actually weren't my neighbour, there were neighbours to my mates. The parents were junkies and they had trashed the house, sold all of the landlords furniture off so they were living in a bare house. They didn't give 2 fùcks about the kids.

Well I think you win this thread.

spankysue · 01-09-2012 01:52PM

I didn't actually see this but I did hear my neighbour having rough sex with herself a few weeks ago.

I saw her going into the house by herself then about 10 minutes later I heard the radio on, (Matt Cooper Show), a bed squeking madly and lots of groaning, the dirty bitch

Intensive Care Bear · 01-09-2012 01:54PM

One of my neighbours has sort sort of a fart fetish. He likes to tilt his arse in your direction and fart really loudly as you walk past him, he then turns around and stares at you like a complete psychopath . He got me twice, the first time he was walking in front of me and i just laughed it off because i presumed he didn't know i was behind him. The next time i was on my way to work and i was walking toward him so i knew he done it on purpose and i have seen him do the same thing to a few other innocent pedestrians. This is definitely the weirdest thing i have seen any of my neighbours do although i am sort of impressed that he can muster up such loud farts on demand.

later12 · 01-09-2012 01:54PM

ermahgerd wrote: »

Plays extremely loud Irish music late every Sunday night for a few hours on end. She lives a very quiet life apart from that, which makes it all the more unusual.

Probably listening to The Rolling Wave on Radio 1, that's on Sunday nights.

In fairness, you can't listen to traditional Irish music on low volume.You have to absolutely blast it for full effect.

fennellryan · 01-09-2012 01:57PM

My neighbour spends a minimum of five full minutes checking that her front door is locked every time she leaves the house. She presses up against it, touches the door where it meets the door frame and tries to open it with the handle over and over in a bid to reassure herself that it is locked!! She then walks away whilst staring at the door over her shoulder and then ALWAYS goes back TWICE to start the entire process all over again. She also takes out her phone and takes a photo of the door at the very end of all this!! She is nuts!!

tricky D · 01-09-2012 02:03PM

Neighbour mowing the lawn while I'm on the phone being told he died that morning by local gossiper number 372.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 01-09-2012 02:04PM

Pikey living next door to me, nice guy who always says hello. Fond of a gargle or 12.

Hear him coming home from the pub one night and his dog barking. He roars at the dog to shut up but it doesn't. More barking and roaring, then a whimper followed by... Silence!

Getting up for work next morning (my bedroom window overlooks his garden) I look down to see the dog strangled dead with the clothesline still wrapped round his neck :eek:

Cassidy28 · 01-09-2012 03:49PM

No neighbours so to speak as nearest house is 2 miles away, but driving by that house a few years ago to work at about 4 in the morning in the summer it was getting bright, as i approached she was painting the entrance to the house and he was cutting the grass, i believe they have since divorced

TheBody · 01-09-2012 03:57PM

spankysue wrote: »

I didn't actually see this but I did hear my neighbour having rough sex with herself a few weeks ago.

I saw her going into the house by herself then about 10 minutes later I heard the radio on, (Matt Cooper Show), a bed squeking madly and lots of groaning, the dirty bitch

Sure doesn't every woman stroke the taco to the voice of Matt Cooper!!

Grayditch · 01-09-2012 03:59PM

jar_of_coins wrote: »

Pikey living next door to me, nice guy who always says hello. Fond of a gargle or 12.

Hear him coming home from the pub one night and his dog barking. He roars at the dog to shut up but it doesn't. More barking and roaring, then a whimper followed by... Silence!

Getting up for work next morning (my bedroom window overlooks his garden) I look down to see the dog strangled dead with the clothesline still wrapped round his neck :eek:

Well that's my day ruined.

dirtyghettokid · 01-09-2012 05:25PM

when i was a teenager i lived near a couple that used to wash disposable nappies and hang them out to dry on the clothes line in their back garden ... yuuuucccckkk!

MusicalMelody · 01-09-2012 05:49PM

In college i lived in an estate of about 20 houses that where all on one road facing each other. About 5 of these houses where student accomodation and we were always in and out of each others houses.Well opposite my house there was this old man who constantly would get out of the shower and stand naked looking out his window at all of us who had gathered in my sitting room for chats or a cúpan tae... absolute creep he was!It was kind of like the naked guy in friends

WoollyRedHat · 01-09-2012 05:54PM

fennellryan wrote: »

My neighbour spends a minimum of five full minutes checking that her front door is locked every time she leaves the house. She presses up against it, touches the door where it meets the door frame and tries to open it with the handle over and over in a bid to reassure herself that it is locked!! She then walks away whilst staring at the door over her shoulder and then ALWAYS goes back TWICE to start the entire process all over again. She also takes out her phone and takes a photo of the door at the very end of all this!! She is nuts!!

I do this as well. Except for the picture part, but if I had a camera, I probably would do that as well.

Fenian Army · 01-09-2012 05:58PM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I do this as well. Except for the picture part, but if I had a camera, I probably would do that as well.

So do I, even though I know the bloody door is closed and locked I have to check again.

MusicalMelody · 01-09-2012 05:59PM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I do this as well. Except for the picture part, but if I had a camera, I probably would do that as well.

You don't have a camera phone?? This is you isn't it! You just want to sound less weird:pac:

Abi · 01-09-2012 06:39PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Letting their kids take a poo on top of another neighbour's car / ESB box.

Knackers.

Duggy747 wrote: »

Well, they actually weren't my neighbour, there were neighbours to my mates. The parents were junkies and they had trashed the house, sold all of the landlords furniture off so they were living in a bare house. They didn't give 2 fùcks about the kids.

Would someone not have called child protection services? They don't have adequate living conditions or parenting.

Weirdest thing youve seen your neighbours do?

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