They took my job

LostCorkGuy · 01-09-2012 03:43PM #1

Soo I'd a nice summer job , minding a house and looking after a farm in the middle of nowhere getting 250 quid a week , cash , I'm only a student and it was badly needed
Now 3 weeks before I was due to end this Hungarian **** comes along and says he'll do the job for 170 a week , cash again, all along while collecting the dole , totally unfair in my opinion
Fecker can hardly speak a word of English and knows nothing about animals , stupid bloody employer

But yeah I want a little revenge , what should I do to the **** , shop him out to the dole office , the wanker is getting the dole plus the 170 so obviously he was able to undercut me.
Crap in the cistern before I leave ? Put Mi waidi in the water tanks ?

I need to do something and it needs to be vile , I'm probably going to be unable to blast him with piss unless i can set up an apparatus to do it remotely

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Kidchameleon · 01-09-2012 03:45PM

Go on Hungarian strike?

Duggy747 · 01-09-2012 03:45PM

Seduce him.

alphabeat · 01-09-2012 03:45PM

shop the mofo

boogle · 01-09-2012 03:45PM

Report him to Social Welfare

ollie1 · 01-09-2012 03:45PM

Well if he is getting the dole as well as working report him and you can get your job back

bgrizzley · 01-09-2012 03:46PM

while you are shopping him to the dole, shop yourself to the revenue for doing cash work

Where To · 01-09-2012 03:46PM

Offer to do it for 150 a week

Richard Hillman · 01-09-2012 03:46PM

They tuk ur jerb

Crann na Beatha · 01-09-2012 03:47PM

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WoollyRedHat · 01-09-2012 03:47PM

Cash in hand job ey, give the old revenue a call, that's bold.

srm23 · 01-09-2012 03:47PM

do what the irish do best, quit college and go on the dole

Oranage2 · 01-09-2012 03:48PM

Tell him to go back to hungryland!

LostCorkGuy · 01-09-2012 03:48PM

bgrizzley wrote: »

while you are shopping him to the dole, shop yourself to the revenue for doing cash work

As if you never did cash work when you were 20 , and you wouldn't get taxed on what was effectively 35 euro a day , it'd just trap my money up in emergency tax

Dont be daft

areyawell · 01-09-2012 03:49PM

Bend Over!

cristoir · 01-09-2012 03:49PM

Who is they? Was all of Hungary in on the dastardly plot?

Just report him.

Colmustard · 01-09-2012 03:49PM

Tough man
Unless you want to offer to do it for 160 your bolloxed. Wellcome to the pay in hand free market.

bgrizzley · 01-09-2012 03:50PM

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

As if you never did cash work when you were 20 , and you wouldn't get taxed on what was effectively 35 euro a day , it'd just trap my money up in emergency tax

Dont be daft

as it happens i didnt, but i have no issue with people who do. but its a bit rich shopping someone when you are breaking the law yourself.

WoollyRedHat · 01-09-2012 03:53PM

What ever about the cash in hand thing, going on the dole while also working is probably a lot more commonplace and is a clear abuse of the system.

Chavways · 01-09-2012 03:55PM

The King of Moo · 01-09-2012 03:55PM

Get a real, on the books, job, with better pay and security.

Living well is the best revenge.

Also, write graffiti about both the employer and the Hungarian on a toilet wall.

LostCorkGuy · 01-09-2012 03:58PM

cristoir wrote: »

Who is they? Was all of Hungary in on the dastardly plot?

Just report him.

Well to be honest I just said that for a chance to use the video

And It's quite possible that an Irish guy could have done the same , but I don't know if any would work for that low a wage unlike this prick

Fromthetrees · 01-09-2012 03:59PM

Burn him with a flamethrower.
Play hide the poo aswel just don't tell him about it. The best places to hide the poo are in the butter, down the back of a rad, in a guitar, up high in a box, in the freezer, in a shoe ect., you get the idea, use ur imagination friend.

charlemont · 01-09-2012 03:59PM

Beat the crap out of your boss, Don't blame the Hungarian, Blame the greedy traitorous paddy who sold you out.

LostCorkGuy · 01-09-2012 04:03PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Get a real, on the books, job, with better pay and security.

Living well is the best revenge.

Also, write graffiti about both the employer and the Hungarian on a toilet wall.

Well yeah , That's what I'll have to do when I'm back in college , work in a bar or something , still I wouldnt mind if some guy came along and worked for less but wasnt on the dole , I'd have been like good luck to ya willing to work for less than 35 a day , but seeing as this guy gets 200 extra from the goverment , and now little me has to go back to college and work out a method of getting 2.5k to pay my registration fee to pay the goverment for my education

jimbomalley · 01-09-2012 04:04PM

Do bothof the fcukers, the Hungarian to the social and the greedy farmer to the the revenue for hiring workers without paying tax

bgrizzley · 01-09-2012 04:05PM

cattle are making good money, rustle his cows.

LostCorkGuy · 01-09-2012 04:05PM

bgrizzley wrote: »

cattle are making good money, rustle his cows.

It's a horse farm

Horses are worthless

bgrizzley · 01-09-2012 04:06PM

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

It's a horse farm

Horses are worthless

sell em to the french...

token101 · 01-09-2012 04:09PM

bgrizzley wrote: »

as it happens i didnt, but i have no issue with people who do. but its a bit rich shopping someone when you are breaking the law yourself.

Yeah but revenge is rarely the height of morality is it? If I was genuinely pissed off I'd shop him, that'll teach to be so capitalist. Why don't you just undercut him again for the last few weeks? Do it for 140, 450 quid is better than nothing. Oh and shop the c*nt of a farmer for sure. And blame the Hungarian.

Selandia · 01-09-2012 04:11PM

Tell the Hungarian, civilly, that you'll report him unless he resigns and you get your job back. He won't want to lose his dole

They took my job

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