Contrepéter: the art of swapping sounds (Irish reboot)

Let's share our skills at creating contrepèteries, the ancient French art of swapping sounds on purpose to reveal a secret meaning from an innocent sounding sentence.

Rules:
- The swapped sounds must not change the sounding of the rest of the sentence, and must retain their own phonetic value (it must all sound the same, down to the length of the vowels)
- The pair of swapped sounds must be in the same position in the word (start, middle, or end)
- The revealed meaning is often osé, or political/topical; it is better if it somehow relates/contrasts with the initial one.

Examples:
Based on the recent head-line about Mick Wallace in the Indo:
Mick Wallace’s balls are off the hook
Swap the "b" and "h" sounds. (spelling can change, but not sounds!)
Solution:
Get started:
Make your suggestions, but do not give the solution just yet, let others try and guess!
Then provide the hint, by telling which sounds to swap.
Avoid writing the "secret sentence" to be revealed as it is often rude and inappropriate If you have to: use a spoiler!