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should I steal it?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭ditzyfairy


    or you could send him send him on a treasure hunt/wild goose chase... leading him to an empty bottle thanking him for the drink and the enjoyment he had watching him search


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭The Cool


    Replace it with a bottle of fruit juice and a note saying "Much better for ya, son."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Rob it and replace it with THIS picture and the caption "Thanks for the booze, Sucka".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Leave a note saying, "we're watching you".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 983 ✭✭✭CiaranK


    So, did ya do it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    CiaranK wrote: »
    So, did ya do it?

    He could be busy getting locked while sitting in a car at half 3 in the day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Put rohypnol in it you dirty fecker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    he is getting a little less than half back with a thank you note.

    hah.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭MaxSteele


    Yes. Underage drinking is against the law and it would be morally wrong for you not to remove it and.. eh ..... bin it.... Yeah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,657 ✭✭✭TheBody


    mawk wrote: »
    he is getting a little less than half back with a thank you note.

    hah.

    I hope you backwashed what you left behind!! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,844 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Place a packet of condoms beside it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    hehehe, pics to follow.

    incidentally I got a smaller bottle and poured him off about 30cl and kept
    kept the litre bottle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,793 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    mawk wrote: »
    hehehe, pics to follow.

    incidentally I got a smaller bottle and poured him off about 30cl and kept
    kept the litre bottle

    Really now? So you also managed to find an empty, smaller bottle to pour this into? really?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    He obviously knew OP was watching... it's a bottle full of teenage piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Pics pics pics.

    Haha good man you made the right decision.

    They probably won't drink any of it now, knowing some stranger was at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    posting in epic thread to get updated with OPs pics


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,855 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    mawk wrote: »
    hehehe, pics to follow.

    incidentally I got a smaller bottle and poured him off about 30cl and kept
    kept the litre bottle

    Fair play, did not think that you would have the bottle to do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Fair play, did not think that you would have the bottle to do it.

    I see what you did there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    I bought a bottle of polish vitamin fruit juice stuff cause it had a glass bottle and played swapsies. oh man.. im grinning like a moron at the though of the confusion later


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,492 ✭✭✭Quandary


    mawk wrote: »

    I know it's probably too late now but the teen wont hide drink there anymore now that their stash spot has been compromised!

    If this opportunity presents itself again just take a third of the contents and replace the rest with water. The kids probably wont notice it and will continue using that spot to stash the booze.

    Now all you have to do is check that spot for booze every friday/Saturday nite before the kids get there :)

    The kids get a third less drunk which is no bad thing so morally you feel better, you get free booze, everybody wins!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    I think about what my reaction would've been to this had I been the teenager in question.

    I reckon several minutes of wishing a firey death on you and then an hour or two of "****s sake, ****ing ****" followed by going home vowing to get utterly ****faced next time.

    I think you should have left it alone to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    No link to this thread on the note??

    Missed opportunity.

    This thread almost made legendary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Liquid laxative. Let this be a lesson to you to always carry a supply.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    If it wasn't for this thread you wouldn't have had the guts to do it. Now, share with the class :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,971 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    scab stealing drink


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭MusicalMelody


    Leave a note saying "SOUND BUOY":pac:




    *gets coat*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    MadsL wrote: »
    No link to this thread on the note??

    Missed opportunity.

    This thread almost made legendary.

    That would have been something alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭emzolita


    me stash-bush :D
    best thing I've read all day. :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    Just like in the wire when all the kids are hiding drugs and weapons in the bushes at school


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