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Which toe is longer - your big toe or your second toe?

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  • #32
    Padkir
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭Padkir


    Second toe for the win! Come on and vote people, I need this!!:D


  • #33
    tomtherobot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭tomtherobot


    My third toe is longer than my second toe and my big toe. What does that mean I gotta know! Am I dying?


  • #34
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Wow so many freaks here!!


  • #35
    xDramaxQueenx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭xDramaxQueenx


    OMG THEYRE THE SAME LENGTH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO


  • #36
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 13,995 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    xDramaxQueenx wrote: »
    OMG THEYRE THE SAME LENGTH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO

    Are you a duck?


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  • #37
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    2nd toe on my left foot is longer that big toe ... but opposite way around on right

    What do your surveys & experts make of that..

    (Awaits being called a freak ................ again)


  • #38
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    2nd toe on my left foot is longer that big toe ... but opposite way around on right

    What do your surveys & experts make of that..

    (Awaits being called a freak ................ again)
    Well the wikipedia compares it to having a shortened leg so I'd say that makes you seriously lopsided.


  • #39
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    OP how big is his penis? Maybe a big 2nd toe means he has a horse tallywacker.


  • #40
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Another member of the Greek feet brigade here.


  • #41
    Delightfully Pessimistic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭Delightfully Pessimistic


    Second toe is ever so slightly longer, just edges the big toe.


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  • #42
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    humbert wrote: »
    Well the wikipedia compares it to having a shortened leg so I'd say that makes you seriously lopsided.

    that could explain why I keep walking around in circles


  • #43
    gara
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭gara


    A thread about the toe size of random, online strangers -is this what my life has come to? :\


  • #44
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    gara wrote: »
    A thread about the toe size of random, online strangers -is this what my life has come to? :\

    Would you prefer we discuss the size of other body parts ?

    Even tho im sure that has been covered already on AH


  • #45
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    second toe is longer by a reasonable amount.

    When I was young the lady in Clarks who measured my feet told my ma it's a sign of intelligence. since I'm a sexy genius clearly all the legends are true.


  • #46
    reap-a-rat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    I guess that 20% of the population having Morton's toe doesn't apply to after hours :) poll is pretty even. Half freaks, half normal. Have yet ti decide which is which!


  • #47
    leaveiton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭leaveiton


    Second toe is longer than the big toe. Then the third one is shorter than the second, but still longer than the big one.


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