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Which toe is longer - your big toe or your second toe?

  • 29-08-2012 12:36PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭


    Just trying to gauge whether it's me or himself that's the freak - is your big toe your longest toe, or is your second toe longer?

    My big toe is the longest one.

    *awaits any number of euphemisms*

    Which of your toes is longer? 179 votes

    Big toe
    0% 0 votes
    Second toe (toe next to the big toe)
    48% 87 votes
    I am missing both of those toes...
    51% 92 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,456 ✭✭✭fishy fishy


    I have heard that if you second toe is longer, you are some sort of freak.

    I must be a freak so - my second toe looks like a pinky finger. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Like toe-dally awesome, dooooooooooooooooooood


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm glad you asked about my toe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Big toe is longer! I'm always wary of someone who's second toe is longer than the big 'piggy' :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Big toe by a tiny amount, it's nearly like a photo finish.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,001 ✭✭✭✭Degag


    What if they're the same size?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    more importantly, which toe ran all the way home? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    Mine are kinda the same size...
    And on my left foot, my last two toes are equal in size. </3 :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Big toe by a tiny amount, it's nearly like a photo finish.

    We'll leave that one up to the judge!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭mathstalk


    I actually took my sock off fore this. When measured from the space between my big toe and my second toe, the second toe is longer. But when looking at the second toe's length in the gap between by second and my third toe, my big toe is longer.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Morton's toe
    the prevalence of Morton’s toe is less than 20% in the general population
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton%27s_toe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    What about those of us who have hooves? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,318 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Second toe is way longer than my big toe. The wife calls me a freak! you should see the bleedin state of her toes after years of wearing them fancy wimmins shoes. They look like a packet of curly wotsits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Strangest thread ever, but after a quick gawk it's my second.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    My big toe is longer.
    My mom is kind of funny, though. Not only is her 2nd toe a little longer than her big toe, her 3rd toe is exactly as long as the 2nd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    My second toes are a good bit longer than the big ones.

    Judging by the poll we're not alone.

    It's the Big Toes who are the freaks :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭TheBody


    My big toe is the longest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Mine kinda look the same size.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    My big toe is bigger. It's also the hairiest.

    More importantly though if you ever lose your thumb you can have your toe attached onto your hand in its place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Second toe. Unusual thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    I remember hearing that if your second toe is longer than your first toe it means you have sex appeal.


    My big toe is longer, so that disproves that theory:pac:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,812 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE



    Thanks to this link, I have spent the last 30 mins looking up various toe defects/deformities on wikipedia. As if my workmates didn't think I was weird enough...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    weiland79 wrote: »
    Second toe is way longer than my big toe. The wife calls me a freak! you should see the bleedin state of her toes after years of wearing them fancy wimmins shoes. They look like a packet of curly wotsits.

    I actually had to stifle a fit of giggles at this..... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I think a bigger second toe is so weird looking!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4 kerryman111


    My third is bigger than my second , on one foot only :S


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,912 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Brilliant.this made me lol! My 2nd toes are longer and kids say I've freaky feet ha,now I know I'm not alone int this :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭Madam


    My second toe is the same size as my big toe when I'm sitting down but longer when I stand up:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭Some Yoke


    Toes are ugly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭Buford Tannen


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    What about those of us who have hooves? :(

    Camel toe :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert



    I wonder could they have found a mangier looking foot for the picture.

    I too have a longer second toe and also the pronation thing but no foot problems.


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